The Greatest Story Ever Told

**Switchcraft** · 11-08-2007, 08:12 PM

This story is pure gold.

Mom tries to surprise son by sending a "gorillagram" to surprise him at school for his birthday. A scheduling error causes a stripper to go instead.

Spankings. Stripping down to underwear. A collar and a chain. All in front of the class...the teacher only stops it when she has the boy rub cream onto her ass.

My life is complete.

**CingularDuality** · 11-08-2007, 08:20 PM

Why, WHY, WHY couldn't stuff like that have happened to me when I was 16?

Err, I mean, Oh, that poor little boy. I bet he'll be traumatized for life by that merciless hussy.

xTYBALTx · 11-08-2007, 08:49 PM

She should be a sex offender!

**whistler** · 11-09-2007, 12:01 AM

Priceless.

icky · 11-09-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Switchcraft

A scheduling error causes a stripper to go instead.

So the stripper was supposed to be at the school later on? Perhaps in the evening when the kids were gone?

**UnDeaD77** · 11-09-2007, 12:19 AM

Lucky guy! I'm jealous. None of my b-day's could ever add up to that.

**Axis of Eeevil** · 11-09-2007, 01:02 AM

This guy is now the most popular/most despised kid in school, depending on the social clique. I hope he's not emo.
His homework is going to be of rather poor quality for a week or two, I'd imagine.

**Trooper** · 11-09-2007, 08:47 AM

Where does the common sense start in this country...
"Hey Jill you gotta a striper-o-gram at Lincoln Elementary at 3...wait that cant be right."
"Nope it says so on the schedule"
"Okay have fun"

dur?!

nuckj · 11-09-2007, 09:48 AM

How about.. "Thanks mom, for making me a high school immortal, you're the best."

**RandomGuy** · 11-09-2007, 10:19 AM

Funny as this is, I still have to wonder WTF is a gorillagram?

**UnDeaD77** · 11-09-2007, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandomGuy

Funny as this is, I still have to wonder WTF is a gorillagram?

I wanted to ask that, but I didn't want to sound like a noobie.

AMosely · 11-09-2007, 10:25 AM

I think the gorillagram version is when the stripper is dressed as a gorilla.

westyfield · 11-09-2007, 10:41 AM

I think a gorillagram is when a bloke in a gorilla suit goes in and scares all the little kiddies.

Edit: What gender was this teacher anyway?

Daxx · 11-09-2007, 02:38 PM

Female. Guess I didn't read all the threads today. And yes, this story will be legendary at that school.

**tHa_KhAn** · 11-09-2007, 02:56 PM

This kid can actually wear the "I am McLovin" t-shirt and get away with it.

Awesome present.

11-08-2007, 08:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Switchcraft Join Date: May 2003 Location: New York, NY Age: 30 Posts: 904	The Greatest Story Ever Told This story is pure gold. Mom tries to surprise son by sending a "gorillagram" to surprise him at school for his birthday. A scheduling error causes a stripper to go instead. Spankings. Stripping down to underwear. A collar and a chain. All in front of the class...the teacher only stops it when she has the boy rub cream onto her ass. My life is complete.

11-08-2007, 08:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 16,637	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Why, WHY, WHY couldn't stuff like that have happened to me when I was 16? Err, I mean, Oh, that poor little boy. I bet he'll be traumatized for life by that merciless hussy. __________________ Become a supporting member! -- Shop at the Tactical Market! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

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xTYBALTx Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,762	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told She should be a sex offender! __________________ Current good song: Justice - Stress "$250,000 a year won't get me to Central Park West."

11-09-2007, 12:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
whistler Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Mankato, MN Posts: 1,705	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Priceless. __________________

11-09-2007, 12:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
UnDeaD77 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fort Worth,Texas Age: 22 Posts: 5,778	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Lucky guy! I'm jealous. None of my b-day's could ever add up to that. __________________

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Axis of Eeevil Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Corvallis, OR Age: 36 Posts: 1,008	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told This guy is now the most popular/most despised kid in school, depending on the social clique. I hope he's not emo. His homework is going to be of rather poor quality for a week or two, I'd imagine. __________________ Living proof that "Teamplay ensmartens the idiotest of us!" "*Let us be neither hasty nor tardy, and let us always be ready to make a new start. If you fall, rise up. If you fall again, rise up again.*" St. Peter of Damascus, ~1196 AD The Tao of TG \| TacticalWiki:Irregulars \| Got The Time (zone)? \| BFCL \| TG University \| Visit Our Sister Site!

11-09-2007, 08:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,552	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Where does the common sense start in this country... "Hey Jill you gotta a striper-o-gram at Lincoln Elementary at 3...wait that cant be right." "Nope it says so on the schedule" "Okay have fun" dur?! __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

11-09-2007, 09:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
nuckj Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 29 Posts: 426	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told How about.. "Thanks mom, for making me a high school immortal, you're the best." __________________ 9th MID \| 2142 Profile \| New to TG?

11-09-2007, 10:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
RandomGuy Join Date: May 2003 Location: K-W, Ont. Age: 27 Posts: 1,715	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Funny as this is, I still have to wonder WTF is a gorillagram?

11-09-2007, 10:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
AMosely Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine Age: 33 Posts: 2,533	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told I think the gorillagram version is when the stripper is dressed as a gorilla. Last edited by AMosely; 11-09-2007 at 04:33 PM.

11-09-2007, 10:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
westyfield Join Date: May 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,339	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told I think a gorillagram is when a bloke in a gorilla suit goes in and scares all the little kiddies. Edit: What gender was this teacher anyway? __________________ \|TG-irr\| westyfield Thanks Oldirti for this sig! Xfire: westyfield Ikariam- Westopia, Quosios [18:35] (S). Colonies: Westyville, Nytios [18:29] (M), Westropolis, Tasetia [15:33] (CG). Irregular since Sept 15th, 2007

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Daxx Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kitchener, Ontario Age: 26 Posts: 1,247	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told Female. Guess I didn't read all the threads today. And yes, this story will be legendary at that school. __________________ I am the one, I am the zero, I am your low resolution hero.

11-09-2007, 02:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
tHa_KhAn Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: The Gunshine State Age: 27 Posts: 2,034	Re: The Greatest Story Ever Told This kid can actually wear the "I am McLovin" t-shirt and get away with it. Awesome present. __________________

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