Always keep beer in your vehicle

[asch]

Man peed way out of avalanche

[leejo]

I wonder what would have happened if he'd just poured the beer on the snow.

'Course a guy with 60 bottles of beer in his car might not consider that an option.

[USN_Squid]

Originally Posted by leejo

I wonder what would have happened if he'd just poured the beer on the snow.

'Course a guy with 60 bottles of beer in his car might not consider that an option.

I guessed you've never experienced the angst of discovering your beer has exploded after you put it in the freezer to "just cool it down for a minute". It would freeze if he poured it on the snow. Yes beer has alcohol in it, but it will freeze, trust me.

[leejo]

Hell dude pee will freeze too if you sit there and watch it.

[CingularDuality]

Originally Posted by leejo

I wonder what would have happened if he'd just poured the beer on the snow.

'Course a guy with 60 bottles of beer in his car might not consider that an option.

Well, he had to warm the pee up to near 100 degrees F somehow. I suppose he could've put the bottles of beer under his armpits for a half hour each, but drinking them was probably much more enjoyable...

[leejo]

Ha. Yes I'm sure it was. Still, not the sort of guy I'd want in my corner in a life-or-death situation. Gotta wonder about how smart it was to start knocking down beers right then. Trying to stay alive while drunk...

[CingularDuality]

Originally Posted by leejo

Trying to stay alive while drunk...

Drunk? Off beer? C'mon...