Gameplay guide for rankservers

Cune · 08-01-2005, 09:12 PM

I must admit I did laugh cause I've seen all of this happen.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

Ragged · 08-01-2005, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cune

I must admit I did laugh cause I've seen all of this happen.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

hehe that was awesome. Pretty much highlights all the reasons I don't go to pubs anymore.

I especially liked the bit about taking a vehicle that someone is repairing. It happened every single time I tried repairing something on the pubs. Usually with the obligitory squishing to boot.

I also played one match on a public Sharqi Peninsula map where our team had *three* full squads of snipers. That was hilarious. They got pissed at each other for hogging (camping) the popular spawn points and eventually turned on each other. They also sniped anyone on their team who would try to take and control map points since that meant they would have had to move. I nearly quit BF2 after that match.

Zephyr · 08-01-2005, 10:55 PM

Can we get this stickied? I mean it is really just that good...maybe it could be made into a "what you wont find here" sticky.
-Zephyr

Cantina_Fly · 08-02-2005, 02:04 PM

<-- Wipes tears from his eyes.

That just made my day. Had a commander like that yesterday. Spent most of the game driving a tank and he dropped artillery anytime one of our flags went gray. Never mind to look and see how many friendly troops are already converging on the area. And who needs UAV or Satalite when you have Artillery.

FishRoy · 08-02-2005, 02:12 PM

I edit: (did not think) you guys edit: (would) enjoy this. Lowtax of Somethingawful.com edit: (did not write) a funny guide to BF2.

http://www.google.com

edit: (Do not enjoy)

|TG| B · 08-02-2005, 02:14 PM

http://www.tacticalgamer.com/battlefield-2-general-discussion/57561-gameplay-guide-rankservers.html

And it is his first post on this forum. Are you like traversing through forums and posting this or what? But I think I have seen that name before in game...

FishRoy · 08-02-2005, 02:18 PM

O_O My bad. Did not see that in search.

Thierry · 08-02-2005, 02:18 PM

<--- Can't stop crying with joy

That was pure gold lol.
Especially the bit about mines and C4

Xink · 08-02-2005, 02:20 PM

hahaha, so so true, especially the part about stealing a poor engis vechicle while he repairs....

**Trooper** · 08-02-2005, 02:20 PM

i dont agree with most of that post......in my opinion it goes against most of what TG is about..i could be wrong thats just how i feell

i did like this tho

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Many squad leaders will often request large amounts of snipers to join their team since the core of any useful squad is a sniper ready and willing to sit in one single location for 30 minutes, shooting at tanks and calling for supplies while refusing to move for any reason short of an air strike directly on their head. Never underestimate the monumental contributions a sniper can lend to any squad that really likes crouching in one location for days and missing virtually everything they aim for.

**CymBa** · 08-02-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trooper[SNPR]

i dont agree with most of that post......in my opinion it goes against most of what TG is about..i could be wrong thats just how i feell

i did like this tho

Hehe that's the point , the author was being sarcastic.

JMJ · 08-02-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Trooper[SNPR]

i dont agree with most of that post......in my opinion it goes against most of what TG is about..i could be wrong thats just how i feell

i did like this tho

Obviously you've never visited SA before

The whole site is comedy gold, nothing Rich is saying is serious.

**Trooper** · 08-02-2005, 03:48 PM

well then that was the best sight i have ever been too....i still stand by that sniper quote

perry · 08-02-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Trooper[SNPR]

well then that was the best sight i have ever been too....i still stand by that sniper quote

Next time you're in from the cornfield (howdy neighbor, I'm just down the road in Muncie) check out the rest of the site.. Preferably at home because some of their stuff is NWS.

Lots of funny stuff there!

perry · 08-02-2005, 04:02 PM

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Never Join a Squad! - Squads are composed groups of people who are so untalented and crummy at BF2 that they need help to simply survive. You are not like that! You're a one man army! You're a soldier capable of killing people so brutally that they will respawn in a game of Battlefield 1942.

That's my favorite part! Kill em so bad they go back to BF42

08-01-2005, 09:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cune Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 27	Gameplay guide for rankservers I must admit I did laugh cause I've seen all of this happen. http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

08-01-2005, 10:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Zephyr Join Date: Apr 2004 Age: 20 Posts: 1,648	Re: Gameplay guide for rankservers Can we get this stickied? I mean it is really just that good...maybe it could be made into a "what you wont find here" sticky. -Zephyr __________________ You were once like the newbie who needed a hand from above and TacticalGamer gave you it. You owe the newbie who comes after you that same outstretched hand from above on your honor as a Tactical Gamer. Tactics at TG come from trust and friendship, not meticulous detail and rigid discipline. Everyone should be assumed mature until proven otherwise. We are no clan. We are not a single game. We are mature, intelligent, and cooperative individuals. We are TacticalGamer, a community above and beyond its name.

08-02-2005, 02:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cantina_Fly Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 95	Re: Gameplay guide for rankservers <-- Wipes tears from his eyes. That just made my day. Had a commander like that yesterday. Spent most of the game driving a tank and he dropped artillery anytime one of our flags went gray. Never mind to look and see how many friendly troops are already converging on the area. And who needs UAV or Satalite when you have Artillery.

08-02-2005, 02:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
FishRoy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Richardson (Dallas), TX Posts: 90	Not: SomethingAwful.com Take on BF2 I edit: (did not think) you guys edit: (would) enjoy this. Lowtax of Somethingawful.com edit: (did not write) a funny guide to BF2. http://www.google.com edit: (Do not enjoy)

08-02-2005, 02:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
\|TG\| B Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 726	Re: SomethingAwful.com Take on BF2 http://www.tacticalgamer.com/battlefield-2-general-discussion/57561-gameplay-guide-rankservers.html And it is his first post on this forum. Are you like traversing through forums and posting this or what? But I think I have seen that name before in game...

08-02-2005, 02:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
FishRoy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Richardson (Dallas), TX Posts: 90	Re: SomethingAwful.com Take on BF2 O_O My bad. Did not see that in search.

08-02-2005, 02:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Thierry Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: The Netherlands Age: 20 Posts: 870	Re: Gameplay guide for rankservers <--- Can't stop crying with joy That was pure gold lol. Especially the bit about mines and C4

08-02-2005, 02:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xink Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: England Age: 21 Posts: 793	Re: Gameplay guide for rankservers hahaha, so so true, especially the part about stealing a poor engis vechicle while he repairs....

08-02-2005, 03:48 PM	#13 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,559	Re: SomethingAwful.com Take on BF2 well then that was the best sight i have ever been too....i still stand by that sniper quote __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

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