Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle?

**leejo** · 10-19-2005, 09:44 AM

For some reason this headline caught my eye: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...rsesex19m.html

Once again the republicans are attempting to trample civil liberties:

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In the wake of the man's death (by horse-sex. Way to make momma proud!), State Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, has said she plans to draft legislation making bestiality illegal in Washington.

But if you criminalize beastiality, then only criminals will have sex with animals!

What the hell is going ON??? Teachers and priests having sex with children? Old MacDonald is a pimp? My wife won't let me buy a BMW? JESUS!!!!!

The old Spinal Tap song comes to mind:

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

poe · 10-19-2005, 10:42 AM

The actions of this man in no way represent the other peoples of Washington state. His doings are his own and do not correspond or relate to that of the sane members of the Washington state society.

**leejo** · 10-19-2005, 11:07 AM

Sure sure. I knew you guys loved the spotted owl but I didn't know you LOVED the spotted owl!

**Vulcan** · 10-19-2005, 12:45 PM

I used to live in seattle, and we don't really recognize the enumclaw and renton area peoples as part of Washington state! LOL

**CingularDuality** · 10-19-2005, 01:46 PM

Sorry to get serious about this, but the dead guy's brother is upset that the guy running the sex farm isn't being busted for anything more than trespassing. The brother wants to see the guy get at least a year, he said...

OK, your brother dies because he had sex with a horse that was a little more than he could handle, and you want someone ELSE to go to jail for it? I don't get it...

**USN_Squid** · 10-19-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CingularDuality

Sorry to get serious about this, but the dead guy's brother is upset that the guy running the sex farm isn't being busted for anything more than trespassing. The brother wants to see the guy get at least a year, he said...

OK, your brother dies because he had sex with a horse that was a little more than he could handle, and you want someone ELSE to go to jail for it? I don't get it...

And he was on the receiving END.....no sympathy.

**leejo** · 10-19-2005, 02:10 PM

Hey if you're gonna do a little pitching you gotta do a little catchin.

Dude probably said "can I be on top" and the horse said "neigh."

Thank you thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy your lunch.

Phantom · 10-19-2005, 02:24 PM

Lunch.....................after reading that and what you said leejo lunch is the least on my mind. Thanks

**leejo** · 10-19-2005, 02:30 PM

Why? Are you horny?

poe · 10-19-2005, 09:22 PM

Umm.

If you get killed cause you're having sexual intercouse with a horse (A horse, of course!)... especially when the genders aren't even supposed to mix (Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the homosexuals. It is, well... a man [nor a woman] were made to have the male anatomy of a horse driven into their rear), I can't say I have too much sympathy. </run-on sentence>

EDIT: If that somehow offends anyone in any way, I apologize. I do not mean to. I know some gay men (who are my friends, even) and some horses too, and like them as friends. But they are never to mix.

Diceman · 10-19-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by leejo

Why? Are you horny?

Heh heh...i think Leejo is looking for some company!

**CingularDuality** · 10-20-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Diceman

Heh heh...i think Leejo is looking for some company!

Why do you think he keeps starting the bestiality threads?

**leejo** · 10-20-2005, 10:52 AM

I keep starting bestiality threads because crazy people keep throwing down with barnyard animals and the press keeps covering it.

Sure, I may keep a small herd of goats for recreational purposes. Sure I may have a collection of "Baaaa" magazines. Sure I may belong to the alt.txt.farmerinthedell newsgroup.

Pure coincidence!

Phantom · 10-20-2005, 10:56 AM

Coincidence....................................... .........I THINK NOT!!!

**leejo** · 10-20-2005, 11:21 AM

actually I'm planning to launch my political career on a firm anti-bestiality platform and am increasing public awareness of this critical issue.

Think of the children!

10-19-2005, 10:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
poe Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Olympia, Washington (USA) Age: 21 Posts: 1,105	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? The actions of this man in no way represent the other peoples of Washington state. His doings are his own and do not correspond or relate to that of the sane members of the Washington state society. __________________ Official CS:S SOPs \| Official Natural Selection SOPs \| Official Dystopia SOPs \| CS:S Development Team \| Help Support TG \|

10-19-2005, 11:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? Sure sure. I knew you guys loved the spotted owl but I didn't know you LOVED the spotted owl!

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CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 16,826	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? Sorry to get serious about this, but the dead guy's brother is upset that the guy running the sex farm isn't being busted for anything more than trespassing. The brother wants to see the guy get at least a year, he said... OK, your brother dies because he had sex with a horse that was a little more than he could handle, and you want someone ELSE to go to jail for it? I don't get it... __________________ Become a supporting member! -- Shop at the Tactical Market! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

10-19-2005, 02:10 PM	#7 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? Hey if you're gonna do a little pitching you gotta do a little catchin. Dude probably said "can I be on top" and the horse said "neigh." Thank you thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy your lunch.

10-19-2005, 02:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? Why? Are you horny?

10-19-2005, 09:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
poe Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Olympia, Washington (USA) Age: 21 Posts: 1,105	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? Umm. If you get killed cause you're having sexual intercouse with a horse (A horse, of course!)... especially when the genders aren't even supposed to mix (Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the homosexuals. It is, well... a man [nor a woman] were made to have the male anatomy of a horse driven into their rear), I can't say I have too much sympathy. </run-on sentence> EDIT: If that somehow offends anyone in any way, I apologize. I do not mean to. I know some gay men (who are my friends, even) and some horses too, and like them as friends. But they are never to mix. __________________ Official CS:S SOPs \| Official Natural Selection SOPs \| Official Dystopia SOPs \| CS:S Development Team \| Help Support TG \|

10-20-2005, 10:52 AM	#13 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? I keep starting bestiality threads because crazy people keep throwing down with barnyard animals and the press keeps covering it. Sure, I may keep a small herd of goats for recreational purposes. Sure I may have a collection of "Baaaa" magazines. Sure I may belong to the alt.txt.farmerinthedell newsgroup. Pure coincidence!

10-20-2005, 11:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: Sleeping With Wolves In Seattle? actually I'm planning to launch my political career on a firm anti-bestiality platform and am increasing public awareness of this critical issue. Think of the children!

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