the Ultimate war simulation...

**Magnum50** · 12-02-2005, 08:49 AM

This is dark humor at it's best... very funny to us gamers... but if you have no humor, or easily offended then I don't recommend you read this article/editorial...

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

**Vulcan** · 12-02-2005, 10:55 AM

man that's crude, but funny.

**CingularDuality** · 12-02-2005, 01:20 PM

Oh, that's just great!

Bodofooko · 12-02-2005, 01:32 PM

I laughed...then laughed some more. that was rad.

StrikeFear · 12-02-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

I want that "Public Support" meter to rise and fall according to Troops Lost, Length of Conflict, Innocents Killed and Whether or Not There is Anything Else On TV That Week. I want to lose 200 Public Support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city goes unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime.

Awesome.

Steel_Penguin · 12-02-2005, 05:30 PM

I like the last one. "Better death animations" ROFL.

Delta_Swift · 12-04-2005, 06:03 PM

Political affiliations and opinions aside, that was damn funny!

**FPS_Douglas** · 12-05-2005, 12:03 PM

"I want France"... LMAO.

Wintermute · 12-05-2005, 04:45 PM

1 - 17 were brilliant.

|TG| B · 12-05-2005, 04:56 PM

ROFLMAO... that was some funny stuff.

**Barracuda_Magoo** · 12-06-2005, 04:09 PM

"And then they chop up a donkey, for some reason. "

"Truth Status: Not Handling It."

aculle01 · 12-10-2005, 02:12 PM

great read

12-02-2005, 08:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
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