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Old 12-02-2005, 08:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Talking the Ultimate war simulation...

This is dark humor at it's best... very funny to us gamers... but if you have no humor, or easily offended then I don't recommend you read this article/editorial...

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html
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Old 12-02-2005, 10:55 AM   #2 (permalink)


 
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man that's crude, but funny.
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:20 PM   #3 (permalink)


 
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Oh, that's just great!
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Old 12-02-2005, 01:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I laughed...then laughed some more. that was rad.
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Old 12-02-2005, 02:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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I want that "Public Support" meter to rise and fall according to Troops Lost, Length of Conflict, Innocents Killed and Whether or Not There is Anything Else On TV That Week. I want to lose 200 Public Support points because, in a war where 8,000 units have been lost, one of my Mutalisks happened to be caught on video accidentally eating one clergyman. Then, later, my destruction of an entire enemy city goes unnoticed because the Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball championship went into overtime.
Awesome.
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Old 12-02-2005, 05:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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I like the last one. "Better death animations" ROFL.
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Old 12-04-2005, 06:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Political affiliations and opinions aside, that was damn funny!
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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"I want France"... LMAO.
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Old 12-05-2005, 04:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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1 - 17 were brilliant.
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Old 12-05-2005, 04:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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ROFLMAO... that was some funny stuff.
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Old 12-06-2005, 04:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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"And then they chop up a donkey, for some reason. "

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Old 12-10-2005, 02:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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great read
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