England Raises Security Level - Sort of

Pickle · 01-20-2006, 07:39 PM

I am sure this has been around in the past but a search of "miffed" and "peeved" brough me a zero here.

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert l! level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

Delta_Swift · 01-20-2006, 07:41 PM

Haha! That was good!

Trooper · 01-20-2006, 07:46 PM

+rep that is perfect...like you did a search!..lol

munchkin · 01-20-2006, 07:48 PM

After "A bit cross" comes the dreaded "Sticky Wicket" alert level. Shudder in fear!

Pickle · 01-21-2006, 02:46 AM

thanks guys. I just wanted to lighten things up a bit.

And yes, I did do a search.

JimmyTwoHand · 01-23-2006, 10:12 PM

Absolutely hilarious. Gave me a good chuckle. Especially liked: "Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666."

Karkianman101 · 01-23-2006, 10:50 PM

Our greens, blues, purples, and reds seem dull by comparison

01-20-2006, 07:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pickle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Land of Fruit and Nuts! Age: 35 Posts: 1,281	England Raises Security Level - Sort of I am sure this has been around in the past but a search of "miffed" and "peeved" brough me a zero here. The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert l! level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose." Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. __________________ "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

01-20-2006, 07:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Delta_Swift Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North Carolina Age: 22 Posts: 455	Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of Haha! That was good! __________________ \|TG\|Delta_Swift

01-20-2006, 07:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,637	Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of +rep that is perfect...like you did a search!..lol __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

01-20-2006, 07:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
munchkin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 17 Posts: 2,271	Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of After "A bit cross" comes the dreaded "Sticky Wicket" alert level. Shudder in fear! __________________ [conduct][volun][drill][sg-c1][tpf-c1] \|TG-2nd\|munchkin Nec aspera terrent.

01-21-2006, 02:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Pickle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Land of Fruit and Nuts! Age: 35 Posts: 1,281	Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of thanks guys. I just wanted to lighten things up a bit. And yes, I did do a search. __________________ "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

01-23-2006, 10:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Karkianman101 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Lansing Age: 20 Posts: 1,546	Re: England Raises Security Level - Sort of Our greens, blues, purples, and reds seem dull by comparison

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