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Old 02-02-2006, 10:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Dumb Criminals

I thought I'd share this story

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Nothing helps police more than criminals who turn themselves in.
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Awesome.
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Old 02-02-2006, 12:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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that boy has smoked himself retarded
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Old 02-02-2006, 01:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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telling the police you had 4Oz of dope?! If you sold that by the 1/8th of an ounce it would be worth over £600. That is dumb.
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Old 02-02-2006, 03:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Wow, it's cheaper over there, huh?

Over here, it would bring about $1600 if sold by the 1/8th. I believe thats ~ £900.

He should beat this though. Any good lawyer would make them prove possession. Then again, anyone this stupid would probably try to defend himself.

Someone in the Sandbox once said, "Stupid should hurt." This proves it.
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Old 02-02-2006, 03:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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I heard about this - wow. This guy has got to have serious mental deficiencies. Utah none the less!
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Next time I loose my bag, I think I'll call the cops and see if they'll bring the dogs over to find it for me.
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Normally, I would be amazed that Buck and Winter immediately start talking about the payout of selling pot, but as I read the story, I was coming up with how much that would have gone for back when I was in high school. $70 an ounce... times 40....

Not that I would know anything about that... really.....
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Old 02-03-2006, 01:11 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Normally, I would be amazed that Buck and Winter immediately start talking about the payout of selling pot, but as I read the story, I was coming up with how much that would have gone for back when I was in high school. $70 an ounce... times 40....

Not that I would know anything about that... really.....
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Old 02-03-2006, 12:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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HA HA HA HA Stupid is as stupid does...

Can you imagine the cop taking the call....looking around to see if it was other cops pranking him...
Checking the date to see if it was April Fools...then the cops getting the call to go on location to take a report on missing POT....

Say Again you want us to DO WHAT?
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Old 02-04-2006, 01:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Wow, it's cheaper over there, huh?
Yeah £20 is standard for an 8th. Could be 25 these days, I haven't bought any for ages. Too much studying to do to be melting my brain
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:09 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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I hold my head in shame for those that live in the same place for me, But then I realize that Yeah there are a lot of people like that around here
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Old 02-08-2006, 02:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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ahahah that guy gives your state a bad name.

Then again so do you ZING

But seriously that guy has to have the IQ OF his weed (0 at most)
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Burned By AZZMAN, That hurts.
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Old 02-10-2006, 10:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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My GF works for 911 dispatching. She got a call from a women who claimed to have gotten ripped off during a crack deal....appparently she didn't think she got her $ worth. ANyhow...the cops show up, she shows them the crack....arrested for possesion. People are morons.

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