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Old 05-14-2004, 06:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Whilst round my friends last night we preceeded to wind his GF up by talking about actors and how sissy they have become. We compiled a list of Sissy Boys vs Real Men

Sissy Boys
Leonardo De Caprio
Keanu Reeves
Collin Farrel
Brad Pitt

Real Men
Harrison Ford
Clint Eastwood
John Wayne
Gregory Peck

If you're still unsure ask yourself this - who would win in a fight if you pitched sissy boys v real men?

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Old 05-14-2004, 06:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Oh come on! You compile a list of Sissy Boys and you don't even include Orlando Bloom?
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Old 05-14-2004, 06:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO - I forgot about him. He was also mentioned in our conversation but I didn't know who he was - until they told me he played legolas - nuff said
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I've got a dilemma for ya..... Keifer Sutherland. where'dya put him?

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Old 05-14-2004, 08:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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and kevin costner - we sort of decided they were the cross over actors. They couldn't go straight for sissy boys so they needed to go slightly less manly, hence the likes of costner, sutherland, etc, they were damage control - and yes, they'd woop sissy boys butts too!
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Old 05-14-2004, 09:15 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Al Pacino, I reckon he'd f*** you up.
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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He's a bad-ass mofo! He has death ray eye beams!
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Old 05-14-2004, 10:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Brad Pitt might be a Pretty Boy but not a Sissy boy.

Harrison Ford is now just old and confused. Look at him in Air Force 1. Who would win out of a fight between these two now? Indiana Jones was a long time ago and fight club/ lock stock wasn't.

The little psycho guy from Casino should be in the hard men, just for the bit where he kills a guy with a pen.

Tom Cruise is a sissy boy.

Uber sissy boy is the frodo guy, even more than orlando.

Can I include Tony Blair on the sissies and Gordan Brown on the real men?
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Old 05-14-2004, 11:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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every one forget Jackie.

Mr nickelson would kick EVERYONE'S butt.

also marlen brandau (sp) from the 70's/80's

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sissy boys would have to add adam sandler, rob schnider, jack black, and jim carrey...... anyone from SNL tbh...... except Mr belushi and possibly eddie murphy... eddie might go either way.
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eddie might go either way.

bwahahahaaaa.... hehe... uhh...

the rock is a nut.... I heard an interview with a dude that was in one of his movies describe a scene where rock was supposed to come up to this guy's porsche, (he's a cop or something) give the guy some ****, and then smash out his tail lights/trunk.

The bat was supposed to be foam, and they were gonna edit in the damage, but dude grabbed the real bat and beat the crap out of the car. oops. He said the director/rest of the folks just sat silent for a bit.


What about bruce willis? walking on glass with bare feet, guns taped to his back hair?

I'll admit it would be fun to put all the "sissy boys" into a cage match and see who wins tho...
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yeah alright, Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson, but Vin Diesel and the Rock, jumped up muscle boys, you people really outta stop watching the wrestling, its gay.
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those two could currently beat the crap out of anyone named here bare fisted. you want to get in thier face after the premier of their latest "movie" flopped at the box office AGAIN?!? No thanks.

also, add to the list of real men sylvester stalone (simply cause he was freakin rocky if nothing else) and arnold schwarzenneggar (if I spelled that right, I win) to sissy boys.
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Old 05-14-2004, 11:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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No no no - it's not the parts they play and Harrison would kick Brad all over the place, even at his prime old age.

If it's parts then a cross between han solo and indiana jones would mutilate any part that brad has been in!
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Jack nicholson would of course own the lot
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Seagal could have 'em all, but he's still a 'sissyboy'.

Now Benny 'The Jet' Urguidez - he used to give me nightmares.
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