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Old 04-19-2006, 04:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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The next Michael Jackson: Tom Cruise?
This guy is getting weirder every moment.

Check this out:
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http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish...placenta.shtml



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Old 04-19-2006, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: The next Michael Jackson: Tom Cruise?
No.

Michael Jackson was/is a pervert and walks a fine line with child molestation.

Tom Cruise is just a gay scientologist.
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Old 04-19-2006, 05:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh man i hope South Park gets ahold of this.
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Old 04-20-2006, 01:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Gay? More like insane haha
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Old 04-20-2006, 04:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Oh boy, another food thread!
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Old 04-22-2006, 04:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Re: The next Michael Jackson: Tom Cruise?
Guess this gives new meaning to his line, "You complete me."

I thought he was an idiot when he left Nicole. I mean, really, dude, it's Nicole freakin Kidman.

I thought he was an *ss when he hooked up with whatever that new chickens name is.

I thought he was an idiot when he told Matt Lauer how he's read all the studies on drugs and they're all bad.

Now I think he's sick. Really, seriously, mentally sick.

This is beyond whatever MJ has done. MJ is wierd, but I don't recall him opening the pet zoo at Neverland just so he could have an endless supply of monkey brains.
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Old 04-22-2006, 11:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Re: The next Michael Jackson: Tom Cruise?
Apparently, this story is a hoax. Cruise was only kidding.
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Apparently, this story is a hoax. Cruise was only kidding.

yes... they also said it would be a big meal he said oh ill give it a miss then.... thats what was reported here. (in the Metro i believe)

but the Press sure do like to jump all over the celebrities... all though that crazy ass insane scientology knob head deserves it... he is a nutt... and that kid will suffer under scientology.
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Cruise is a joke... woman like him for his good looks and then like every one of them before, they find out who he really is. A turd.
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Hoax? More likely PR damage control.
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I loved the Colbert Report take on this - Colbert had a baby eagle named after him ("Stephen Jr.") by the San Francisco Zoo, so to one-up Cruise he decided to eat the eagle's shell on TV.
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I don't care if it's true or not. It's gross.


Ugh. /shudder
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Does anyone else smell placenta?



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lmao... that's awesome man.
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Re: The next Michael Jackson: Tom Cruise?
Is he that different from any other converted religious nut? At least he's not starting a jihad.

As a skeptic (the technical term is "atheist", but that term has been twisted to mean "believer in no god"), I recognize that this country loves gullibility (aka blind belief in invisible friends). Why should Cruise be any different?
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