Testicles!

[Santa]

Im sure the thread title alone is going to make a lot of people view it. Anywho, after witnessing the sheer lack of gusto in Mashtuur i decided to make a "Testicles" squad during the next round. For the most part it was 5 of us, but DAMN we had more than 10 balls. In dragon valley we defended the Woodyard against puny assaults by the 33rd, and eventually they all but gave up. I was trying to coax them into attaking us in text, so instead of the 33rd coming, their entire team came at us. Literally. The UAV we got was scary.

In sharqi we just defended the construction site against more puny 33rd assaults. I think most of the map i was asking for ammo and running away from Jaymind, our support. That guy probably hates me. I also got sniped by a stinger that round as well.

I gotta make testicle squads more often--really brings out the man in everybody. I dont think i can have Icky in the squad though, for obvious reasons.

EDIT: forgot karkand. I think we were the only squad doing anything. Our squads KD ratio was 3 so WE felt like we were winning. But we lost by a ton and for a lot of the round we had 2 or 3 flags.

[Gunrack]

I was on the 33rd for five rounds on the USMC team, the team opposite of yours, and we won three of those. So, the time I was on, we won 3 and lost 2. We lost Dragon & Sharqi, but won Mashtuur, Karkand, & Songhua. Not a bad showing in my book.

[FBmantis]

After all you guys left santa I still got best squad on songhua lol


I'll post the rest later...off to a pub raid atm...

[Foxoq]

You liked that stinger snipe? And here I was out to get you... Good games all around, and kudos to your testicales .

[Gunrack]

That was pretty funny, Mantis, seeing your squad as best squad on Songhua with just you in the squad. btw, nice little firefight we had at West Perimeter; I swear I had you until you pulled the proned-knife move on me. Good games.

Edit: Forgot to add that if I had known Santa's squad's name was Testicles, I would have definitely been running at first sight. The 7th may not be, but I'm always wary of testicles swinging and flying in my direction.

[UnDeaD77]

I'm always wary of testicles swinging and flying in my direction.

Amen to that brother.

[Snail88]

LOL new quote for my sig. Santa should be happy.

[ThePenguineer]

Originally Posted by TG_Santa

I was trying to coax them into attaking us in text, so instead of the 33rd coming, their entire team came at us.

5 entries found for coax.
v. coaxed, coax·ing, coax·es
v. tr.

1. To persuade or try to persuade by pleading or flattery; cajole.
2. To obtain by persistent persuasion: coaxed the secret out of the child.
3. To caress; fondle.

So you were coaxing the 33rd... with your testicles.....

[B. Clawhammer]

lol penguin. I was on the round w/the 33rd for a few maps, I think sharqui and Songhua, under a different acct. It was pretty fun and I had a good time. Gunrack's right though, testicles swinging my way just isn't good. lol

[Sumluv59]

Originally Posted by TG_Santa

...puny 33rd assaults.

DOH! I mean...doh!

[experiment626]

Originally Posted by FBmantis

After all you guys left santa I still got best squad on songhua lol


I'll post the rest later...off to a pub raid atm...

Refresh my memory troops...but didn't we win like three in a row... and were we not the best squad on the team for those three....*cough* Best squad leader *cough*....def had our A game that day.

[experiment626]

I would like to say that the 9 hour marathon session on Friday was great! Props to Killermichael and Santa for rounding out a great knife squad. I think we even put the fear of the knife into Robocop and his fearsome gauge. Did anyone catch the part were Robo got owned with his own 12 guage? LOL I am hence forth no longer "scared" of Robocop...just mildly concerned