The right was right!

**leejo** · 11-09-2006, 05:41 PM

Saw this on another site. You guys are so busted!

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Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"

Beatnik · 11-09-2006, 05:56 PM

LOL. I could get on board with Celebrate Our Monkey Ancestors Day, although that does overlap with Roundly Mocking God.

I could learn to live with the redundancy though.

Hambergler · 11-09-2006, 06:43 PM

ROFL

You forgot abortion burgers.

Tempest · 11-09-2006, 11:15 PM

Is it wrong of me to secretly wish sixteen of them would come to pass?

**Pokerface** · 11-09-2006, 11:21 PM

I got robbed... I was told the abortion lottery would be monthly.

Kerostasis · 11-09-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Is it wrong of me to secretly wish sixteen of them would come to pass?

Sixteen???? I only count 3 or 4 that look supportable even for far leftists.

I'd suggest not mentioning which sixteen... >.>

Edit: After reviewing the list with an even-more-cynical-than-normal approach, I can get up to 7.

Beatnik · 11-10-2006, 12:33 AM

It's a joke dude.

**Magnum50** · 11-10-2006, 12:43 AM

I for one am glad to see the list...

I didn't know democrats knew what they wanted, I thought they were more like my wife, bitch all the time without any solutions or ideas. lol

SmokingTarpan · 11-10-2006, 12:53 AM

I'm wholeheartedly in favor of #16, so long as we grind up the poor to be fed to cats. Which, of course, means more sweet & sour chicken for everyone.

**CingularDuality** · 11-10-2006, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokingTarpan

I'm wholeheartedly in favor of #16, so long as we grind up the poor to be fed to cats. Which, of course, means more sweet & sour chicken for everyone.

Soylent Green is people!

11-09-2006, 05:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beatnik Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Age: 33 Posts: 4,323	Re: The right was right! LOL. I could get on board with Celebrate Our Monkey Ancestors Day, although that does overlap with Roundly Mocking God. I could learn to live with the redundancy though. __________________ -F- Beatnik

11-09-2006, 06:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Hambergler Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Age: 33 Posts: 1,062	Re: The right was right! ROFL You forgot abortion burgers.

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Tempest Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Knoxville, TN, USA Age: 31 Posts: 187	Re: The right was right! Is it wrong of me to secretly wish sixteen of them would come to pass? __________________ Rm 14:2 NIV One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables.

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11-10-2006, 12:33 AM	#7 (permalink)
Beatnik Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Age: 33 Posts: 4,323	Re: The right was right! It's a joke dude. __________________ -F- Beatnik

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11-10-2006, 12:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
SmokingTarpan Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,460	Re: The right was right! I'm wholeheartedly in favor of #16, so long as we grind up the poor to be fed to cats. Which, of course, means more sweet & sour chicken for everyone. __________________ [squadl] "I am the prettiest african-american, vietnamese..cong..person." -SugarNCamo

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