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Old 03-06-2007, 05:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Canker sores are sufficient proof that God does not exist
Because seriously, what the hell, why would you do that>
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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The pain of others is very assumsing.
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Because seriously, what the hell, why would you do that>
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God wanted us to avoid salty snacks.
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Re: Canker sores are sufficient proof that God does not exist
More than you ever wanted to know, from your favorite uncle: Canker sores and Cold sores
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Buy some "Kanka", the stuff works wonders and you can buy it just about anywhere.
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Re: Canker sores are sufficient proof that God does not exist
I guess you really can start a thread about anything and bored people at work like myself will read it and respond.
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I guess you really can start a thread about anything and bored people at work like myself will read it and respond.
Lol. Ain't that some truthiness. I love my civilian job.
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I had canker sores real bad, and someone at CVS Pharmacy directed me to these hard, dried gelatin tablets that stick to your canker sore, reduce the pain, and help you heal. A real godsend.
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I had canker sores real bad, and someone at CVS Pharmacy directed me to these hard, dried gelatin tablets that stick to your canker sore, reduce the pain, and help you heal. A real godsend.
Was that word choice intentional?
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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WAIT A DAMN SECOND!

Canker sores=no god
Medicine to cure canker sores=a godsend

God is running a racket on us! He's giving us the sores then raking in the profits on the meds! WTF!
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