Tribute to beastclown

[Aspie]

Beastclown, renowned enforcer of vehicular justice, deserves recognition for his skill, devotion, and massive girth. Yes folks, this player is a rare gem in the 2142 community, as he embodies some of the purest and most beautiful human traits, and manages to express them effortlessly in an online game. He is a prince and a poet; a true warrior and hero on the battlefield. Here are but a few of his countless qualities:

Piety:
Yes, although Easter has passed, he still honors the rituals of the greatest celebration in Christian faith. Whenever he engages an enemy, he pays his respects by hopping around like a bunny, to pay homage to the great icon of the sacred day. Even though you may fire at him, your enemy, he will simply hop about in a dance so spiritual, the great dervishes would kneel in praise.

Courage:
To run over the enemy with a car is a simple task. He is master of it, but is far from content. Yes, he requires a greater challenge. Unlike the other cowards who fly the gunship regularly, he does not employ wasteful rockets. Instead, he uses the massive frame of his aircraft to crush the enemy as he blasts over them from behind. Look out Steven Seagal! Beastclown is redefining balls and badassery.

Tenacity:
Getting kicked multiple times with a warning for jihad jeeping would discourage normal, weak individuals. But beastclown is mighty! Yes, when he gets the boot, he returns seconds later to continue ramming like a true terrorist. If Osama knew about him, we'd all be screwed.

Thank you, oh wonderful beastclown. It pains me to hold the memory, but last night, the evil toker LordDarius chased you down with a jeep and splattered you on his windshield. As you realized that your life would soon end, you jumped about frantically, going out the only way you knew how. RIP

[LuckyStrike]

tee hee

[Boulderdash]

lmao. I didn't know who it was, but we thought our tank was jihaded last night.

[DaddyOfThree]

Never have I read words that are so true and so wise. Very nice!

[Anospa]

Hahaha, at first I thought you were serious.

I was in a railgun last night trying to get rid of a tank on Suez, and he stood in front of it for about 5 seconds while I kept telling him to move.

[Hellswaters]

He was one of the resons i left yesterday, like you said being jihad jeeped and ran over by transports, not fun. Other reason was i couldnt hit a barn if i was standing 1ft away and looking right at it.

[jonan_]

Did anyone PM an admin about this?

[Lorax74]

Yes

[Bommando]

I received a PM, but no reports at the time. I believe he was reported earlier and kicked. If he's reading this, he should know he's on very thin ice.

[=MAXx=]

Honestly I REALY dont like to get jihad jeeped, for those of you that have squaded with me and know how 'hot-headed' I get when I get jihad jeeped, my apologies go out to you, especially to berzerk because I screemed at him at school because of being jihad jeeped....

*EDIT* hes not a member of TG.. problobly why he resorts to such nooby manuevers that he isnt man enough to kill me face to face

[rage4order]

There was a very small amount of entertainment value watching him last night with Aspie and the rest of our squad while we were diligently holding our flag. Watching that clown come sweeping in with his gunship while we were all under cover only to smash said gunship into a building or bridge and then we would go running over hoping by some stroke of luck he survived said firey crash so we could kill and tea bag him did give me a chuckle or two.

[Eroak]

I did kick him last night for something on the lines of C4 jeep or bunny hopping. I can't remember which.

I also ran into him this morning, a few times at each other bullets. I didn't witness any non-TG activity this time around.

[rage4order]

I just read my post and I should clarify myself since you guys dont know me and my sense of humor very well yet, I do not condone any of his actions, especially the c4jeep and the hopping, I just got a laugh out of a gunship skimming the ground only to impale itself on the side of a building.

[TheFatKidDeath]

He was in my squad and got kicked from the server for bunny-hopping. Someone on my squad warned him about it before he was kicked. I didn't notice him operating a vehicle however.

[Hellswaters]

Ya, i also found it a bit funny watching him fly his transport into buildings, so so close to the ground that it gets emp mined then motion mined. First time I have sceen a chopper get blown up by motion mines away from base