Randy Moss

**WhiskeySix** · 05-01-2007, 01:50 AM

"You could almost picture Tom Brady heading into the coach's office after last season and saying, "Um, I don't know if you realize this, but I turn 30 this season. You just wasted a year of my prime. I'm never getting it back. I took a little less to stay here, you promised to build a quality team around me, then you traded Deion Branch and stuck me with Reche Caldwell as my No. 1, so my season came down to a third-down play where I crossed signals with a 38-year-old guy who should have been coaching our receivers instead of trying to get open on THE BIGGEST EFFING PLAY OF THE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD YOU GET ME SOME HELP PLEASE! THERE'S A CHANCE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND PULLED THE GOALIE ON ME THIS WINTER, COULD YOU THROW ME ONE EFFING BONE HERE! JUST ONE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???"

From another classic Bill Simmons article: http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/...t&lid=tab1pos1

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-01-2007, 06:45 AM

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And if they end up winning the Super Bowl, he needs to raise the degree of difficulty bar by leaving the Patriots, taking over the Bengals and immediately trading for Terrell Owens.

L M A O. I'm in tears right now over that line. So freaking funny. This whole thing is like something out of Family Guy.

**Grunt 70** · 05-01-2007, 11:13 AM

As a lifelong Pats fan I have to say I'm very excited about next season. The Pats have a heck of lot of offensive weapons available for Tom Brady...way more than last season.

Tedy Bruschi said about troubled players coming to New England..."Just leave that baggage at the airport"...

Randy will get a fair shake from the existing Pats players and if he doesn't make himself fit in (like Corey Dillon did) than he'll be shown the door no matter how good he is.

This is the NFL. Just because the Pats have Moss doesn't mean they will go all the way...but I like their chances. With Stallworth, Welker, Brown AND Moss...well...that's pretty good off season work...I hope Maroney can take advantage of the focus most defenses will give New England's beefed up receiver corp.

xTYBALTx · 05-01-2007, 01:05 PM

Moss will have a good season. So long as he's not injured. Mark my words, let's revisit this in a few months.

Calvin · 05-01-2007, 02:43 PM

"It ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? It ain't ****. Next time I might shake my ****!"

=MAXx= · 05-01-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xTYBALTx

Moss will have a good season. So long as he's not injured. Mark my words, let's revisit this in a few months.

Ditto.

The two teams who look with the most potential (in my point of view)

N.O. Saints and T.B. Buccaneers.
Both teams have star players and are craving for super bowl wins, aint nothing standing in the way for a kick ass up-coming season.

Bc2ID · 05-01-2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Calvin

"It ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? It ain't ****. Next time I might shake my dick!"

That is my favorite moss quote.
I cannot wait until he wipes his arse on the Jets goal post..

**Chewy** · 05-01-2007, 07:28 PM

He just went to the wrong team... blah.

Clipp · 05-09-2007, 02:49 AM

As a Bears fan, I'm happy that the Packers didn't get him, but the last guy I want to see lined up across from (insert replacement for somebody injured here) is Randy Moss with a good quarterback.

His entire time in Oakland was a joke, a publicity stunt if you will : ). Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Barry and Deion Sanders all in their prime STILL couldn't make that team win 8 games.

**Vinzalf** · 05-09-2007, 08:28 AM

He's a decent player and all, but We couldn't wait to get rid of him. And boy does it show.

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sc1ence · 05-09-2007, 10:29 AM

I have been a patriots season ticket holder for 11 years now. My father and I got season tickets the year before parcells took over. I went to the eagles superbowl in florida the other year. oh, and I have club seats. OK, let that all sink in pats fans.

I have not been this excited for a season since, ever.

does TG have a fantasy football league?

Calvin · 05-09-2007, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sc1ence

does TG have a fantasy football league?

Gixxer still owes me a Championship Trophy!

Sumluv59 · 05-14-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Bc2ID

That is my favorite moss quote.
I cannot wait until he wipes his arse on the Jets goal post..

Being a Jets fan I'm glad Moss is a Patriot. He's a real team player and a role model. I hope he brings the same success to the Pats as he did to the Raiders.

The Patriots are using the Redskins model for team building and that's OK with me.

sc1ence · 05-14-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sumluv59

Being a Jets fan I'm glad Moss is a Patriot. He's a real team player and a role model. I hope he brings the same success to the Pats as he did to the Raiders.

The Patriots are using the Redskins model for team building and that's OK with me.

lol, but the thing is, we will get it right.

Sumluv59 · 05-15-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sc1ence

lol, but the thing is, we will get it right.

If anyone can inspire him it's Tom Brady.

05-01-2007, 01:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
WhiskeySix Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gillette Stadium, Section 309, Row 12, Seat 24 Age: 33 Posts: 7,998	Randy Moss "You could almost picture Tom Brady heading into the coach's office after last season and saying, "Um, I don't know if you realize this, but I turn 30 this season. You just wasted a year of my prime. I'm never getting it back. I took a little less to stay here, you promised to build a quality team around me, then you traded Deion Branch and stuck me with Reche Caldwell as my No. 1, so my season came down to a third-down play where I crossed signals with a 38-year-old guy who should have been coaching our receivers instead of trying to get open on THE BIGGEST EFFING PLAY OF THE SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!! COULD YOU GET ME SOME HELP PLEASE! THERE'S A CHANCE MY EX-GIRLFRIEND PULLED THE GOALIE ON ME THIS WINTER, COULD YOU THROW ME ONE EFFING BONE HERE! JUST ONE! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???" From another classic Bill Simmons article: http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/...t&lid=tab1pos1 __________________

05-01-2007, 11:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Grunt 70 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 43 Posts: 2,411	Re: Randy Moss As a lifelong Pats fan I have to say I'm very excited about next season. The Pats have a heck of lot of offensive weapons available for Tom Brady...way more than last season. Tedy Bruschi said about troubled players coming to New England..."Just leave that baggage at the airport"... Randy will get a fair shake from the existing Pats players and if he doesn't make himself fit in (like Corey Dillon did) than he'll be shown the door no matter how good he is. This is the NFL. Just because the Pats have Moss doesn't mean they will go all the way...but I like their chances. With Stallworth, Welker, Brown AND Moss...well...that's pretty good off season work...I hope Maroney can take advantage of the focus most defenses will give New England's beefed up receiver corp. __________________ \|TG-22nd\|Grunt "When force is necessary, it must be applied boldly, decisively, and completely. But one must know the limitations of force; one must know when to blend force with maneuver" - Leon Trotsky Last edited by Grunt 70; 05-01-2007 at 01:50 PM.

05-01-2007, 01:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
xTYBALTx Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,762	Re: Randy Moss Moss will have a good season. So long as he's not injured. Mark my words, let's revisit this in a few months. __________________ Current good song: Justice - Stress "$250,000 a year won't get me to Central Park West."

05-01-2007, 02:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Calvin Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Washington, D.C. Age: 22 Posts: 492	Re: Randy Moss "It ain't nothing but 10 grand. What's 10 grand to me? It ain't **. Next time I might shake my !" __________________ \|TG-33rd\|Calvin** Last edited by CingularDuality; 05-02-2007 at 06:01 AM. Reason: language

05-01-2007, 07:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Chewy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Creek, WI Age: 24 Posts: 1,565	Re: Randy Moss He just went to the wrong team... blah. __________________ PM Chewy (Team Fortress 2 Admin) Chewy's Steam Profile

05-09-2007, 02:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
Clipp Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 45	Re: Randy Moss As a Bears fan, I'm happy that the Packers didn't get him, but the last guy I want to see lined up across from (insert replacement for somebody injured here) is Randy Moss with a good quarterback. His entire time in Oakland was a joke, a publicity stunt if you will : ). Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, Barry and Deion Sanders all in their prime STILL couldn't make that team win 8 games.

05-09-2007, 08:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
Vinzalf Join Date: May 2003 Location: Minnesota Age: 23 Posts: 1,753	Re: Randy Moss He's a decent player and all, but We couldn't wait to get rid of him. And boy does it show. <- __________________ RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!! Nations are like individuals: they achieve more when they plan to plant a tiny tree, and do it, than when they propose to raise an entire forest and then fall asleep in the furrows. I AM socializing artard, I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using Teamspeak

05-09-2007, 10:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
sc1ence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Real life. Age: 36 Posts: 4,208	Re: Randy Moss I have been a patriots season ticket holder for 11 years now. My father and I got season tickets the year before parcells took over. I went to the eagles superbowl in florida the other year. oh, and I have club seats. OK, let that all sink in pats fans. I have not been this excited for a season since, ever. does TG have a fantasy football league? __________________ I make friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby.

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