Faction blindness

Root · 05-20-2007, 03:12 AM

What's faction blindness? It's like being color blind except rather than mixing up colors you unload a full mag on your whole squad because you've totally forgotten which side you're on. I know Jeepo (and Crombo and everyone else in my squad) are itching to take the mickey out of me for my sudden bout of faction blindness earlier, so I figured I'd get in first.

Do we have a ribbon for the biggest noob mistake?

**Jeepo_SAS** · 05-20-2007, 03:15 AM

lol,damn you, was thinking of a witty way to say it so ill use your words:

"OK guys on flag........Contact......They are every where......AHHHH.....(bang bang bang etc)....."

SERVER MESSAGE: KICKING ROOT: EXCESSIVE TEAMKILLING!!!

Sound about right?

I swear to god, it was the only time he has ever been accurate with his weapon as well.......

Noob.....

Root · 05-20-2007, 03:16 AM

I dispute "AHHHH". I'll need a great lawyer to avoid the rest of it.

As for accuracy, I was aiming for the tree.

**Jeepo_SAS** · 05-20-2007, 03:18 AM

Call the AHHHH artist license.....

USARMY_JeonJiHyeon · 05-20-2007, 03:18 AM

It was more funny than anything else... we were still trying not to laugh several minutes after your sudden departure from the server. Your comment that amounted to "there's tons of them all around me" was priceless!

But since the server automatically switches you to the opposite side every round, it's reasonable at the beginning of a match to think you're still on the other side. I know I've done it before. And as far as silly mistakes go, that's two nights in a row I've taken out my squad leader within about the first five minutes of joining the squad. I wonder what DirtBoy thinks about me now...

Root · 05-20-2007, 03:19 AM

It kept us pretty entertained for the rest of the round. And besides I was just following CO orders.

**Jeepo_SAS** · 05-20-2007, 03:24 AM

lol,i no, i was laughing so hard some USMC guy shot me but i just didnt care, lol

It kinka hurt i laughed so much

Thank god for Noobs and their bugger ups!!!

ChernobylKinsman · 05-20-2007, 05:08 AM

Thankfully I usually only get that when I'm trying to revive the other team..

**sgt fetterman** · 05-20-2007, 06:06 AM

err, jeepo, remind me to never ask root again for an invite.

I was wondering who he gunned down, I thought maybe it was you again. I saw that kick message and thought it was funny.

**Belhade** · 05-20-2007, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeepo_SAS

I swear to god, it was the only time he has ever been accurate with his weapon as well.......

It's true for a lot of people; the only time I can hit a target with my rifle is when it's a friendly.

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-20-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Root

Do we have a ribbon for the biggest noob mistake?

I hereby present Root with the first ever Tactical Gamer "DURRRR!" Ribbon!

In case you couldnt tell, the little noob on the ribbon is picking his nose, while looking abundantly confused and witless.

Root · 05-20-2007, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

I hereby present Root with the first ever Tactical Gamer "DURRRR!" Ribbon!

In case you couldnt tell, the little noob on the ribbon is picking his nose, while looking abundantly confused and witless.

Ribbons thread updated.

Braidedheadman · 05-20-2007, 07:45 PM

LMAO!!

And here I thought the witty banter over TS yesterday was just joking around. I had no idea there'd be a grain of truth to any of it, lols. Hunting those new Kraken and shark kits might be more up your alley - they're easier to identify.

Inside · 05-20-2007, 10:41 PM

Oh man, I've done that so many times, it's not pretty.

**ednos** · 05-20-2007, 11:12 PM

There are indeed advantages to a ban from Root's squad.

05-20-2007, 03:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Root Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South east england Posts: 8,839	Faction blindness What's faction blindness? It's like being color blind except rather than mixing up colors you unload a full mag on your whole squad because you've totally forgotten which side you're on. I know Jeepo (and Crombo and everyone else in my squad) are itching to take the mickey out of me for my sudden bout of faction blindness earlier, so I figured I'd get in first. Do we have a ribbon for the biggest noob mistake? __________________ BFCL TF2 league admin

05-20-2007, 03:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jeepo_SAS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fermanagh, Northern Ireland Age: 23 Posts: 1,545	Re: Faction blindness lol,damn you, was thinking of a witty way to say it so ill use your words: "OK guys on flag........Contact......They are every where......AHHHH.....(bang bang bang etc)....." SERVER MESSAGE: KICKING ROOT: EXCESSIVE TEAMKILLING!!! Sound about right? I swear to god, it was the only time he has ever been accurate with his weapon as well....... Noob..... __________________ \|TG-22nd\|Jeepo The Triple R's We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go Always a little further; it may be Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow Across that angry or that glimmering sea... Nominate your teammates for a ribbon Server Rules and SOP's \| Contact an Admin \|TG-X\| d1sp0sabl3 - "This is why I shoot Zombies, they never complain about teamstacking, and they're smarter than half the people on the server....."

05-20-2007, 03:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Root Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South east england Posts: 8,839	Re: Faction blindness I dispute "AHHHH". I'll need a great lawyer to avoid the rest of it. As for accuracy, I was aiming for the tree. __________________ BFCL TF2 league admin

05-20-2007, 03:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jeepo_SAS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fermanagh, Northern Ireland Age: 23 Posts: 1,545	Re: Faction blindness Call the AHHHH artist license..... __________________ \|TG-22nd\|Jeepo The Triple R's We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go Always a little further; it may be Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow Across that angry or that glimmering sea... Nominate your teammates for a ribbon Server Rules and SOP's \| Contact an Admin \|TG-X\| d1sp0sabl3 - "This is why I shoot Zombies, they never complain about teamstacking, and they're smarter than half the people on the server....."

05-20-2007, 03:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
USARMY_JeonJiHyeon Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 66	Re: Faction blindness It was more funny than anything else... we were still trying not to laugh several minutes after your sudden departure from the server. Your comment that amounted to "there's tons of them all around me" was priceless! But since the server automatically switches you to the opposite side every round, it's reasonable at the beginning of a match to think you're still on the other side. I know I've done it before. And as far as silly mistakes go, that's two nights in a row I've taken out my squad leader within about the first five minutes of joining the squad. I wonder what DirtBoy thinks about me now...

05-20-2007, 03:19 AM	#6 (permalink)
Root Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: South east england Posts: 8,839	Re: Faction blindness It kept us pretty entertained for the rest of the round. And besides I was just following CO orders. __________________ BFCL TF2 league admin

05-20-2007, 03:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jeepo_SAS Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Fermanagh, Northern Ireland Age: 23 Posts: 1,545	Re: Faction blindness lol,i no, i was laughing so hard some USMC guy shot me but i just didnt care, lol It kinka hurt i laughed so much Thank god for Noobs and their bugger ups!!! __________________ \|TG-22nd\|Jeepo The Triple R's We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go Always a little further; it may be Beyond that last blue mountain barred with snow Across that angry or that glimmering sea... Nominate your teammates for a ribbon Server Rules and SOP's \| Contact an Admin \|TG-X\| d1sp0sabl3 - "This is why I shoot Zombies, they never complain about teamstacking, and they're smarter than half the people on the server....."

05-20-2007, 05:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
ChernobylKinsman Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 143	Re: Faction blindness Thankfully I usually only get that when I'm trying to revive the other team.. __________________ "It's nothing to do with Stalker, really"

05-20-2007, 06:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
sgt fetterman Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 47 Posts: 397	Re: Faction blindness err, jeepo, remind me to never ask root again for an invite. I was wondering who he gunned down, I thought maybe it was you again. I saw that kick message and thought it was funny.

05-20-2007, 07:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Braidedheadman Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 933	Re: Faction blindness LMAO!! And here I thought the witty banter over TS yesterday was just joking around. I had no idea there'd be a grain of truth to any of it, lols. Hunting those new Kraken and shark kits might be more up your alley - they're easier to identify. __________________

05-20-2007, 10:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
Inside Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3	Re: Faction blindness Oh man, I've done that so many times, it's not pretty.

05-20-2007, 11:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,938	Re: Faction blindness There are indeed advantages to a ban from Root's squad. __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

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