New rule suggestions for the Irregs

[Wimpinator]

http://www.piratelaws.com/

#52 is of interest to the "puffy shirt" conundrum.

[Bc2ID]

priceless.....

[Damonte]

I guide my life by these simple rules from "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates":

1. Pillage, then burn.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
37. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
??. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

(Shameless ripped from the unparalleled webcomic Schlock Mercenary)

[Basic1]

#70, pirates never ever obey laws....


so this thread is USELESS HA HA HA HA HA

[ikill4aliving]

nice find Wimp

[eGoatBoy]

Too funny!

#54 seems reasonable to me "When drinking rum, the only thing a pirate adds to the rum is more rum."

Cheers,

[Jeepo_SAS]

lol,brilliant!

[MajWood]

9:A pirate should always remove his hat in the presence of a bartender.
22:Pirate Law: "ARRRRRRRRRRR..." is a perfectly acceptable answer to any question.
25:Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy.
37:Real pirates have chest hair. If you cannot grow chest hair, you may be a cabin boy.
(and to go with that..."I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.")
50:Pirate Law: You can't spell pirate, without "irate". There's a reason for that, so don't even try.

[darksteel525]

Good stuff!

[Basic1]

you can spell pirate without irate.... p-eye-rate ..... does anyone else see how im right ....

just my thoughts..

later

[darksteel525]

Originally Posted by Basic1

you can spell pirate without irate.... p-eye-rate ..... does anyone else see how im right ....

just my thoughts..

later

[Sir_Brass]

Originally Posted by Damonte

I guide my life by these simple rules from "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates":

1. Pillage, then burn.
6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock.
12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
13. Do unto others.
27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.
36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
37. There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
??. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

(Shameless ripped from the unparalleled webcomic Schlock Mercenary)

Actually, #1 should be "Pillage, THEN rape"....if we're being silly, then we shouldn't take it so literally as to be offended.

Arrr....It be hard to speak loik ay pir-ate when ye be the edjumacated, twisted sort. Aye..... *Yarg, where be me pirate eyepatch smilie-thinger*

[BeSiege82]

I love it. Are there any sequels?