You promised the troops to erase the names on the picture! Liar! Good that you lost the list of my team... errr... I WAS NEVER THERE! (Following people weren't there either: Wispella, IronZulu, Liquid, Ben and some I can't remember)
Guys, guys, you got it all wrong, they mortared our base, and we went looking for them. They started the fight, we finished it.
Damn straight, we did! The mass M113+M163 charge was just awesome, although I got a bit too trigger happy with the VADS. Then again, we cleared the mortar position anyway, so.
Too bad I had to disconnect before the reporters came by, so I'm not a reported war criminal
This is GeneralCarver of Faux news reporting live..
False claims about the war crimes are everywhere today. The truth is CDF forces operating in the area were fighting terrorists. They eliminated the terrorist threat and documented the event. The CDF are full of the greatest people in their nation. There is NO WAY they could EVER commit a crime. They are the best of the best. How DARE anyone question operations there.. why you must be AGAINST THE TROOPS! Yeah! Troop hater!
GeneralCarver Faux News... Fairly Biased. We report.. WE DECIDE!
Thank you for that live report from the field GeneralCarver,and as we take you, our viewer, back to the Faux News studio, still live,i would like to echo the point, that there were no war crimes committed as previously reported,and that those automatic rifles and RPG's along with the Stinger were not, I repeat NOT,planted there by the CDF to cover up a massacre.The actions of the CDF were honorable,as they always are,and in my biased opinion, to hell with anyone who says otherwise,they are simply wrong.
Faux news has carried out it's own investigation into the matter and has found no wrong doing by the CDF,I should know,I was NOT there,so therefor we are 100% correct on these findings and reports and I back them up with full confidence.
We are going to take a small commercial break,and when we come back we will have more breaking news with more spin on it,and also a rare inside look on what prison life is like with EX Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick,so stay tuned...you won't want to miss it...
Hey look at that guy on the left side of the picture with the RPG,he looks like he's winding up to swing and smash the RPG on someone who is laying on the ground...is my mic still on?...we did not go to commercial yet?!?!?...son of a bi...
Reports indicate that following the massacre the group pictured attempted to blow a local hotel up, placing multiple explosive devices and showering the building in gunfire whilst horrified tourists inside prayed for their lives. Thankfully the Hotel was built to survive a multitude of disasters including terrorist and or organised combined penguin attacks.
Local government has pledged to hunt the criminals down and bring them to justice.
The Penguins however, are still at large, slaughtering our farmers livestock around the countryside and should be avoided by the general populace. Should you spot a group of penguins near your neighbourhood please phone your local Fauxnews office and police department.
Cash will be paid for any good footage of the Penguins.
And we go to Kief reporting live from Razoreninyayaya-Enya
"Thanks Tom, reports are coming in that the CDF massacred a large group of unarmed civlians during one of their operations to put a stop to the Chedaki forces attempting to establish a foothold on the small island. Witnesses say that the CDF opened up on everyone in and around Jill town leaving no survivors. The CDF have however dismissed these claims in saying that they were under orders to be on the lookout for and engage Chedaki forces dressed as civilians. No one is quite sure as to what has happened yet as the CDF has fired on anyone attempting to to enter the town.
More on this story as it develops.
This is Kief reporting live for Vrai News, Razoreninyayayaninja"