A Hobbyist's Activity! Building!

**TheSkudDestroyer** · 08-22-2009, 09:49 PM

One time, A deployable structure was in the woods, kicking Russian ass, denying the enemy easy passage, when a random squad found the deployable structure. big mistake - the defending squad broke their necks, took their mothers on dates, ate five steaks, and didn’t even pay for dinner. The defenders weren’t even hungry.

A good squad and a good deployed structure has no weakness - it is the ultimate body-slaying machine. It is a meat grinder. In fact, I just had a Hamburger prepared from a Deployable Structure. It tasted like failure by the attacking force, with a hint respawning.

One time my squad took on Abe Lincoln, Erwin Rommel, GWAR, Chuck Norris, and |TG-X|Warehouse. The attackers were so desperate that they sent a proposal for armistice - which we crumpled up, urinated on, and forced the attackers to wipe their faces with.

The Defenders then put their thumbs through the attackers eyes.

Deployable Structures have participated in every major engagement since Project Reality .6 including: Kashan Desert, Korengal Valley, Muttrah City, and Al Kufrah Desert (On both sides simultaniously!). The only engagement Deployable Structures haven't been in was Street, because nobody cared about Street.

tl;dr

I love building structures in PR. It's my favorite part of the game.

**Portable.Cougar** · 08-23-2009, 03:20 PM

Deployable asset once raped my girlfriend and made me watch.

She left enjoying herself and the asset went right back to defending. She left me for a fox hole and we never capped the cp.

**TheSkudDestroyer** · 08-23-2009, 05:40 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Portable.Cougar again.

**snooggums** · 08-24-2009, 06:32 PM

The building assets are definitely one of the finer points of PR, allowing for variation in defensive layouts and having a large impact on game play. in the vast majority of cases they are used as intended and when so make me marvel at the ability of mod makers to make a game better than the original designers.

It's also fun to squash squad mates by dropping fire bases on their heads unintentionally, but not so fun for some reason when I drop it on myself.

sporkife · 08-26-2009, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by snooggums

The building assets are definitely one of the finer points of PR, allowing for variation in defensive layouts and having a large impact on game play. in the vast majority of cases they are used as intended and when so make me marvel at the ability of mod makers to make a game better than the original designers.

It's also fun to squash squad mates by dropping fire bases on their heads unintentionally, but not so fun for some reason when I drop it on myself.

Heh. I squashed myself dead with a HMG nest and got myself bleeding - twice - with foxholes this morning in Fallujah - but I managed to get not only an HMG nest on the southwest corner up top in our base but also a foxhole 3/4 of the way outside the wall, cupola style, on the southeastern roof.

And I somehow managed to balance an entire foxhole on a single power line off the northwest corner. Apparently those things are somewhat magical.

**Startrekern** · 08-28-2009, 03:03 AM

Muttrah Docks is one of my favorite places to get creative with FOBs. Plenty of neat places to hide them.

Only problem is you can only place it in one spot/configuration which works very well so many times before the same people you fight all the time get wise to where you usually place them.

NorthPlum · 09-04-2009, 07:51 AM

Nice picture of "Warehouse". LOL!