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Old 06-19-2005, 01:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Funny TK Moments

I'm writing this during a 5 min autoban for excessive teamkilling, which I deserve in all ways. I had finally gotten onto the full server after trying for 20 minutes, and in my second round I'm flying with Zeph in an attack chopper for the MEC team. We had been flying around and I had taken a liking to the TV guided missiles and started to use them more. Well after we had headed back to the base for some repairs, we were flying and we saw a full boat going downriver. Zeph says over squad radio " Hey Munch, looks like an enemy boat going downstream" I decided why use the chain gun and give 'em a chance, I'll hit them with a missile. So before targeting them to see if they were FoF, I just shot a missile and blew them out of the water. A second later a 6 person long list of TK's for me appears. First thing I heard was my squad laughing. In a natural response, the first thing I said was ****. Second thing was Zeph it's all your fault, third thing didn't get there because as I was typing it I saw "You have been punished for team killing" twice, and I knew I had it coming.

Moral of the story? Check friend or foe first, it helps.

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Old 06-19-2005, 01:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Lol its just funny that whenever I got in a chopper with wyz he does a good job of killing everyone in it.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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It's not Wyz that kills us so much as the trees he flies into. I think tonight he hit a shrub.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I didnt know there were trees in the middle of the ocean.....weird.
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Old 06-19-2005, 02:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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You trusted ME. That is no ones fault but your own, I have a horrifying team-attack record when it comes to long range vehicle attacking. But yeah, those tree's in the oceans...pesky.
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Old 06-19-2005, 03:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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You trusted ME. That is no ones fault but your own, I have a horrifying team-attack record when it comes to long range vehicle attacking. But yeah, those tree's in the oceans...pesky.
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I must have been rammed 30 times tonight. It seems to be the most popular way to kill Wyz when he's flying the BH. Half the time I'm rammed, *I* get the TKs on my team. Wonderful.
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Old 06-19-2005, 12:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Lol,its fun to ram wyz with a jet and get 6 kills.
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Another funny (stupid) moment. I'm in a tank, shoot down an enemy helo, the helo crashes onto a teammate, and I get a TK.
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A shirka shirka baka, Muhammad Jihad. Bak Allah! Shirk dirk dirka! Muhammad Allah Jihad!
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I jumped a gokart across some water.. and my passengers bailed out and died... I got the tk >.<
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I was unaware that they had gokarts in this game.
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One day I was on wyz's squad. I was a Spec Ops and we went to blow the arty and wyz was with me. I got out planted my C4 and was about to blow it. I then noticed wyz was in the driver's seat and I told him to move our jeep was damaged and he was close enough to be killed. He told me to just blow the arty up so we can get moving. I blow the arty and him and our jeep up. Moral of the story listen to your teammates me especcially. It could save your life.
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I then noticed wyz was in the driver's seat and I told him to move our jeep was damaged and he was close enough to be killed. He told me to just blow the arty up so we can get moving. I blow the arty and him and our jeep up.
Negative, soldier. You told me to run. I told you to get in WITH me and that we would then run TOGETHER -- in the JEEP. You proceeded to kill us both before either of us went anywhere.

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