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Old 07-12-2005, 09:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Heaven & Hell

Heaven is when

- You sneak up to an enemy squad hiding out, with a fully loaded SAW in hands
- With what you thought was a wrong reflex, you went prone to avoid an enemy jeep, only to see it jump above you, thanks to a bump on the road
- Your team's support guy actually tosses ammo around (!) without being asked
- Your squad leader is Tarpan...
... and everything is orchestrated by Rincewind


Hell is when

- You sneak up to 3 enemies, and your only ammo left is that single bullet in your pistol
- The friendly tank you were repairing runs you over (without even noticing)
- The supply box you just ordered landed on top of a fence, and won't fall
- You get killed because you ran out of ammo, only to be revived by a blue medic
- You were in Tarpan's squad, but the server just switched you over to the other team ...
...and the other team's Commander is called Schmoe-No-Mike


(btw, all of the above has happened to me at least once, except I can't remember the actual name of Schmoe-No-Mike :-) )
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: Heaven & Hell

I guess I can't disagree Although I am guilty of being a support SL who neeeds to be asked for ammo
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Old 07-12-2005, 11:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Re: Heaven & Hell

Heaven:
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Old 07-13-2005, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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I feel ya on the ammo thing. I've been lost in the action away from the squad and trying to rearm. I'm spamming the need ammo message and standing in front of a supply guy. I know there's a funny little icon above my head and I know it doesn't mean I'm dying. I need ammo!!!

I can add another hell:
Joining the server right at the end of the round so you have to load the next map without playing the previous one.
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Old 07-13-2005, 12:45 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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i'm feeling the same pain sarc. i joined a game and i got switched to the team which had 1 ticket left. i was literally in the game for 5 seconds. i'm like... :O rrriiittteeee

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Old 07-13-2005, 03:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Re: Heaven & Hell

Hell: Calling for a supply crate and having it fall on you.
Enemies magically appearing in front of you when reloading.
Calling for a lift only to be run over.
Taking 10 min to cross the map in a boat, only to get out and die from the boat.
Jumping from a building and your chute not opening.
Pumping a clip into a prone enemy and having them turn-around and 1 shot you.
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Old 07-13-2005, 03:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Re: Heaven & Hell

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Hell: Calling for a supply crate and having it fall on you.
Seen it happen to a squad mate. Even told him to, "LOOK OUT!"

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Taking 10 min to cross the map in a boat, only to get out and die from the boat.
how many times does this have to happen?!

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Pumping a clip into a prone enemy and having them turn-around and 1 shot you.
Ah, yes. This sucks. Apparently my 30 rounds just went zinging all around his 'still' body.
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Old 07-13-2005, 04:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Taking 10 min to cross the map in a boat, only to get out and die from the boat.
See Tarpan take a boat from the USMC base on Dragon Valley.
See Tarpan make it through 2 enemy APC's and 1 enemy attack chopper to land by the Chinese main base.
See Tarpan yell "Go!"
See Tarpan be the only person smushed by his rubber boat sliding slowly back downhill.
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lol SmokingTarpan
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Re: Heaven & Hell

hell:
being in the BH and jumping out only to be hit by the prop becuase it ejects you out and up!
heaven:
being a sniper and laying by a bush and haveing a full APC and 4 troops drive right next to and not seeing you.....then grenadeing them after they pass!
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