Shafik

Yep. It's official. With some very kind words and financial assitance from a certain someone, I am now a SM. Thank you guys for making this place the only place to play.

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Delta_Swift

Welcome to the Club, Shafik!

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Leonidas

Its great to have ya aboard, Shafik! Be sure to take advantage of the great SM parking spaces(Handicaped), and don't forget the free beer and women dispenser down the hall on the left, next to the rec room.

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill--

"O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae

perry

Especially the beer dispenser, because YOU have to fill it!

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ScratchMonkey

Tip: The job is much easier if you run the beer through your kidneys first!

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Delta_Swift

That's the Ladies' Restroom you pervert!

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Just G

[quote=Delta_Swift]That's the Ladies' Restroom you pervert!
And what a place to start. Smells better than the mens!!!
Welcome Shafik

TychoCelchuuu

Welcome to the club? You're not an SM man

Of course, neither am I. So cold, so hungry, so lonely...

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ChIck3nL3gz

I joined the other night. Why was I not informed of the beer, and women dispenser?

Oh, and I was under the impression there was to be cake?

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ScratchMonkey

Sorry, I ate the cake. Stripper and all.

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Leonidas

DUDE! That was your mom! (Note: That was a joke, to be taken lightly, please for the love of god do not take offence)

Oh, and Delta, we put in a REAL free women and beer dispenser since you left. Bubba was creeping everyone out hiding in the air conditioning ducts.

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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill--

"O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae

Boot

Oh it's a real dispenser all right, but the women still need inflating.

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Boot.

In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU.

Shafik

Thanks for the kind words guys, I'll bring the beer.

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ScratchMonkey

You know, that cake did taste kind of dry....

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TG_Bubba

Welcome to the mad world of the SM. And it was not the A/C ducts anymore. I installed cameras.

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