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    My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    He's studying using quotations in writing; this is what he put in his test's essay question for the unit test last week.

    "Put some C4 on the bridge, and someone scatter claymores in the sewer tunnels," I ordered.
    "Roger!" replied Sispious Muzzle, one of the people in my squad. My(and my squad's) job was to defend Vasquan Keep, which stands in the bay. It also serves as our team's fallback point, and is a 5 storie aincent tower with a half-standing bridge spanning the gap from it to shore.
    "Sir, Fighti'n Flea's got a Hind and's about to land on th' mines we spread on the landin' pad," informed -=Atomic Flyswatter=-.
    "Good, just remember to replace e'm after he goes boom," I reminded him. For a second, there was silence, exept our sniper, exchanging bullets with another up in the upper loft. Then I heard the "thuffathuffathuffathuffa thuffathuffa thufffa thuffffaa...." of a chopper hovering, and then a satisfying "B000M!!" of it setting off the mines.
    "Nice Job, good work," I encouraged them.
    "BothersomeBee'sNest, have you died since you put down those claymores?"
    "Yup," he replied.
    "Could you replace them? I requested.
    "Sure, I'm pretty close," he comfermed.
    "Thanks" I said.
    "Busti'n Guts," Sispious Muzzle addresed me,"almost a whole squad's coming on to the bridge."
    "OK, blow that C4 now!"

    Gee, think he's watched me SL on Kerch a few times?
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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    I'm happy to see that your son has kicked butt on his English essay but brace yourself for lower marks from the ATF and FBI on his shop projects...

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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    classic

    and yeah... pay no attention to the 3 black sedans out front when you get home for work.. they're just with the gas company

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    That's pretty funny.
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    You have to be kidding me, right? I can't believe this... sorry, I just can't. No no no no no. No.

    Choppers do not go "thuffathuffathuffa", they go "chukachukachukachuka".
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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeySix View Post
    and yeah... pay no attention to the 3 black sedans out front when you get home for work.. they're just with the gas company
    They're nothing... I'd be mindful of any Ace Tomato Co. vans touring the neighborhood.






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    Hahah Axis! That is great! I think your son really really has potential of being the next Tom Clancy


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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    That was great.


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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    Quote Originally Posted by draeh View Post
    They're nothing... I'd be mindful of any Ace Tomato Co. vans touring the neighborhood.
    Spies Like Us Ref! We need an Ace Tomato Co. Van for that map!

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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    Quote Originally Posted by westyfield View Post
    You have to be kidding me, right? I can't believe this... sorry, I just can't. No no no no no. No.

    Choppers do not go "thuffathuffathuffa", they go "chukachukachukachuka".
    If you landed your chopper in the grass instead of the corn field, you might hear something different!
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    He who would pun would pick a pocket!

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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    I tried to tell the teacher she shoulda docked him for saying there was a Hind on the Kerch map, but she wouldn't listen!

    She only talks to my wife now.
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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    Quote Originally Posted by Axis of Eeevil View Post
    I tried to tell the teacher she shoulda docked him for saying there was a Hind on the Kerch map, but she wouldn't listen!

    She only talks to my wife now.
    Perhaps there is one and you just have not found it yet!

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    Re: My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D

    OMG!! That is fantastic! LOL!



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