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03-18-2008, 12:14 AM #1
My 5th-Graders Writing test essay...:D
He's studying using quotations in writing; this is what he put in his test's essay question for the unit test last week.

"Put some C4 on the bridge, and someone scatter claymores in the sewer tunnels," I ordered.
"Roger!" replied Sispious Muzzle, one of the people in my squad. My(and my squad's) job was to defend Vasquan Keep, which stands in the bay. It also serves as our team's fallback point, and is a 5 storie aincent tower with a half-standing bridge spanning the gap from it to shore.
"Sir, Fighti'n Flea's got a Hind and's about to land on th' mines we spread on the landin' pad," informed -=Atomic Flyswatter=-.
"Good, just remember to replace e'm after he goes boom," I reminded him. For a second, there was silence, exept our sniper, exchanging bullets with another up in the upper loft. Then I heard the "thuffathuffathuffathuffa thuffathuffa thufffa thuffffaa...." of a chopper hovering, and then a satisfying "B000M!!" of it setting off the mines.
"Nice Job, good work," I encouraged them.
"BothersomeBee'sNest, have you died since you put down those claymores?"
"Yup," he replied.
"Could you replace them? I requested.
"Sure, I'm pretty close," he comfermed.
"Thanks" I said.
"Busti'n Guts," Sispious Muzzle addresed me,"almost a whole squad's coming on to the bridge."
"OK, blow that C4 now!"
Gee, think he's watched me SL on Kerch a few times?

Living proof that "Teamplay ensmartens the idiotest of us!"
"Let us be neither hasty nor tardy, and let us always be ready to make a new start. If you fall, rise up. If you fall again, rise up again." St. Peter of Damascus, ~1196 AD
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03-18-2008, 01:32 AM #2
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I'm happy to see that your son has kicked butt on his English essay but brace yourself for lower marks from the ATF and FBI on his shop projects...
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03-18-2008, 09:37 AM #3
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classic
and yeah... pay no attention to the 3 black sedans out front when you get home for work.. they're just with the gas company

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03-18-2008, 12:13 PM #4
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That's pretty funny.
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03-18-2008, 12:21 PM #5
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You have to be kidding me, right? I can't believe this... sorry, I just can't. No no no no no. No.
Choppers do not go "thuffathuffathuffa", they go "chukachukachukachuka".
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03-18-2008, 01:00 PM #6
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They're nothing... I'd be mindful of any Ace Tomato Co. vans touring the neighborhood.
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03-18-2008, 01:16 PM #7
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Hahah Axis! That is great! I think your son really really has potential of being the next Tom Clancy



Do you really want invincible bears running around raping your churches and burning your women?
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03-18-2008, 02:05 PM #8
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That was great.

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03-18-2008, 03:02 PM #9
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03-18-2008, 03:05 PM #10
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Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?
snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."
Iliana: "You're a great friend but if we're ever chased by zombies I'm tripping you."
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03-18-2008, 07:40 PM #11
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He who would pun would pick a pocket!

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03-18-2008, 08:20 PM #12
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I tried to tell the teacher she shoulda docked him for saying there was a Hind on the Kerch map, but she wouldn't listen!
She only talks to my wife now.

Living proof that "Teamplay ensmartens the idiotest of us!"
"Let us be neither hasty nor tardy, and let us always be ready to make a new start. If you fall, rise up. If you fall again, rise up again." St. Peter of Damascus, ~1196 AD
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03-18-2008, 08:28 PM #13
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03-19-2008, 11:17 PM #14
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OMG!! That is fantastic! LOL!




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