Re: Dunstonuk gets knifed!!

**ProjectNA** · 11-20-2008, 01:51 PM

Great, thanks Laminate.

I knife indiscriminately. Ok, lying through my teeth. I will go the extra mile for certain people. But I don't keep a "list". Ok, I do keep a list, but its a short one. It did just get one name longer.

**Fighter** · 11-20-2008, 09:43 PM

While we're on the topic of wanted posters and news reports about murders with the knife, make something out of this, skilled peepz.

It happened on Orel.

**COUNTER=OPS** · 11-20-2008, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by ProjectNA

Great, thanks Laminate.

I knife indiscriminately. Ok, lying through my teeth. I will go the extra mile for certain people. But I don't keep a "list". Ok, I do keep a list, but its a short one. It did just get one name longer.

Well I know you didn't add me to that list!! You have already stabbed me. It's not my fault you weren't fast enough to take that screenie! LOL!

**Dunstonuk** · 11-21-2008, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by Fighter;

While we're on the topic of wanted posters and news reports about murders with the knife, make something out of this, skilled peepz.

(Could not link image 15 post rule)

It happened on Orel.

Hmmm it would seem we have a band of "Fallen Wood" Killers on the loose now, now spreading out to the lovley area of the Orel and the sad thing is that tehy are all showing signs of murder mimicking, after the much sought and wanted KoS "Project".

Looks like the Dogs are going to have to be released.

**MrMojay** · 11-22-2008, 06:39 PM

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Thanks for the news bulletin, I may steer clear of that fallen woods place.

**Dunstonuk** · 11-23-2008, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by MrMojay

Thanks for the news bulletin, I may steer clear of that fallen woods place.

You may what to give the "Orel" a miss too.

Project grp killers are around there as well.

**Ishotcha** · 11-23-2008, 02:05 PM

As Mr. Project's attorney, he would like me to extend his heartfelt condolences to the families of Mr. Dunstonuk and Mr Suprapower.

I wish to give a statement regarding the allegations levied against him in the Perthshire Advertiser.

Mr Project is not the culprit responsible for the numerous stabbings in and around the Fallen Woods and Orel area. The local police have cleared him as a suspect. DNA evidence has excluded him as a suspect. Police also have a time-stamped photograph of Mr Project entering the Dunwoody MARTA Station in Atlanta, Ga at the time the stabbings occurred. Furthermore, any comments that were linked to Mr Project about the stabbing of Mr Dunstonuk or any future attacks have clearly been fabricated by the Perthshire Advertiser in attempt to sell more newspapers.

Mr Project demands an immediate full front page retraction from the Perthshire Advertiser for sullying his upstanding reputation. It has caused severe damage to both his professional and personal standing in the community. If a retraction is not issued legal action will be taken.

Mr Project will have no further comments, pending the retraction.

Regards,

Ishotcha, Esq.

**Dunstonuk** · 11-23-2008, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by Ishotcha;

As Mr. Project's attorney, he would like me to extend his heartfelt condolences to the families of Mr. Dunstonuk and Mr Suprapower.

I wish to give a statement regarding the allegations levied against him in the Perthshire Advertiser.

Mr Project is not the culprit responsible for the numerous stabbings in and around the Fallen Woods and Orel area. The local police have cleared him as a suspect. DNA evidence has excluded him as a suspect. Police also have a time-stamped photograph of Mr Project entering the Dunwoody MARTA Station in Atlanta, Ga at the time the stabbings occurred. Furthermore, any comments that were linked to Mr Project about the stabbing of Mr Dunstonuk or any future attacks have clearly been fabricated by the Perthshire Advertiser in attempt to sell more newspapers.

Mr Project demands an immediate full front page retraction from the Perthshire Advertiser for sullying his upstanding reputation. It has caused severe damage to both his professional and personal standing in the community. If a retraction is not issued legal action will be taken.

Mr Project will have no further comments, pending the retraction.

Regards,

Ishotcha, Esq.

Well once proof is posted ie: photo eveidence I am sure Toby err Cough cough The editor will print some sort of reply. If not I am also sure a conter legal action will follow.

**COUNTER=OPS** · 11-23-2008, 03:12 PM

Lies!! All lies!! Dunstonuk has a witness in federal protection and photographic evidence.

P.S.= Projects case will be tried in England. I'm powdering my wig as we speak! Do they still wear those there? I thought I saw on A Fish Called Wanda that they do. I think it was John Cleese who was the barrister in that movie.

**Ishotcha** · 11-23-2008, 03:38 PM

Dear Editor of the Perthshire Advertiser,

Printing your vitriol about my client in larger type will not make the facts any more disputable. The fact that The Advertiser has hired you, a common day laborer, who formerly installed counter tops for a living to be the chief editor of a once great newspaper is evidence of just how far "The Paper of Record" has fallen.

Again, I implore you for the sake of all those who work at The Advertiser to print a retraction or we will no choice but to seek legal recourse.

I have included below police evidence that has been shared with me. In the security camera photo you can clearly see that my client (foreground, left) is seen in the Midtown Marta Station at 8:17 PM with his friend from the 12th Precinct Polling Station and his daughter. In another photo he is seen leaving the Dunwoody Station at 9:46PM. The coroner ruled the stabbings occurred between 8:30 and 9:30 PM. There is no way Mr Project was responsible for these atrocious acts.

Print the retraction now!

Regards,

Ishotcha, Esq

**Dunstonuk** · 11-23-2008, 03:38 PM

Breaking news!!!!!

So folks Will Project stand trial, and ben hanged until hes Dead Dead Dead, or will he get of on some techinal mistake. You decide.

**Dunstonuk** · 11-23-2008, 03:48 PM

[QUOTE=Ishotcha;]Dear Editor of the Perthshire Advertiser,

Well as your photo shows a pair, of clowns (the ones in the back) who bear no resemblance to the one they have in custody, I think you can see where you claim is going, the trash can.

It was also anoced to us that the judge in question a family meber of yours, so the high courts have over ruled the last ruling, as per sub section 14a Of the Queens Highway manuall section 109.

And as for your cailms as to my past, you have the info from the notorius blagger "ThaGaot" an easy fixer for $10 bucks, who do you think gave him the info!!

**Fighter** · 11-24-2008, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Ishotcha

Dear Editor of the Perthshire Advertiser,

Printing your vitriol about my client in larger type will not make the facts any more disputable. The fact that The Advertiser has hired you, a common day laborer, who formerly installed counter tops for a living to be the chief editor of a once great newspaper is evidence of just how far "The Paper of Record" has fallen.

Again, I implore you for the sake of all those who work at The Advertiser to print a retraction or we will no choice but to seek legal recourse.

I have included below police evidence that has been shared with me. In the security camera photo you can clearly see that my client (foreground, left) is seen in the Midtown Marta Station at 8:17 PM with his friend from the 12th Precinct Polling Station and his daughter. In another photo he is seen leaving the Dunwoody Station at 9:46PM. The coroner ruled the stabbings occurred between 8:30 and 9:30 PM. There is no way Mr Project was responsible for these atrocious acts.

Print the retraction now!

Regards,

Ishotcha, Esq

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Counter-legal action will commence now. Everyone please take your seats. As Mr. CounterTops ahem...I mean Counter=Ops's lawyer I would like to present you with these photos that CLEARLY state that Mr. Project is indeed the one that murdered Dunstonuk and Suprapower! This PATHETIC excuse for a surveillance photo is nothing more than a pitiful PHOTOSHOP! There is no excuse or argument that states that Mr. Project was not the killer. I will hear it no more. I believe in such a case that the death penalty must be utilized. As you can also see we have a much bigger killer on the loose and this cse must be put aside and picked up later. Thank you for your time,
|TG-Irr|Fighter

**ThaGoat** · 11-25-2008, 04:26 PM

Role Playing Lawyers = Epic Failure.... I hate lawyers, they are on a long list of people and their careers on my list of "Goat Hates The World". Buncha blasted Bambulance chasers....

Fodder for my PoE Knife..... "wheres my meds"

**MrMojay** · 11-27-2008, 12:10 AM

All I want to know is how did he get those buckets to stick to his chest, I see no visible strapping....

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