Please Help!

Ishotcha · 03-28-2009, 06:19 PM

Last night my friend Hitest was on his farm in Berezne feeding his chickens when a drunk driver veered off the road and ran him over. Crimestoppers is offering a reward of $8005 Hryvnia for information leading to an arrest. Please call if you know who was responsible for this crime.

This is an image of the suspect's vehicle obtained from a witness at a nearby bar:

**[tR]Greasy_mullet** · 03-28-2009, 06:24 PM

It looks familiar but I can not put my finger on it...

Also it is well known that Hitest had no chickens but rather the farm was a cover for his shady dealings... Ukrainian hemp thongs which is highly illegal!

Rumor is that he "stress" tested each pair personally and his demise was in retaliation from a rival thong dealer.

Gzilla996 · 03-28-2009, 06:26 PM

let my prayers be with hitest.

DrunkenPirate · 03-28-2009, 06:38 PM

R.i.p

**HiTestFest** · 03-28-2009, 06:40 PM

Oh, HiTest aint dead.. Nothing more than a mere fleshwound. "Feeding Chickens" is GER code for the illegal sales of XL Male Hemp Thongs. After doing many stress tests on UKR soldiers, i found that the UKR Hemp Thong even passes the Shock Paddle test.

Bzzzz... Nah Mean!!!!

Great fight on the Farm. Hmm.. (maybe AAR??)

**Zippy-2-War** · 03-28-2009, 06:44 PM

lol

Nice job with the picture!

I heard he was headed to keep to hide out in the basement.

-Zzzz

**jb4** · 03-28-2009, 06:47 PM

If those shoes are spinnies then it probably was El.

**draeh** · 03-28-2009, 08:49 PM

I wasn't there.

I saw nothing.

You can't prove it.

I have nothing more to say on the matter.

*gulp*

**COUNTER=OPS** · 04-02-2009, 12:55 AM

Hey!!,,,I wear thongs. Backwards...That silly little string splits...never mind.

ThaGoat · 04-02-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by COUNTER=OPS

Hey!!,,,I wear thongs. Backwards...That silly little string splits...never mind.

I see my influence has corrupted you.

Elmeistro · 04-03-2009, 07:15 PM

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

Thinkin' about upgrading to a Baby MRAP. I hope its cupholders will accomodate a 40oz. In the Dingo, my Colt 45 gets on the leather every time I ram them chicken ranchers.

**ProjectNA** · 04-03-2009, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmeistro

In the Dingo, my Colt 45 gets on the leather every time I ram them chicken ranchers.

Sure that's beer?

**Namebot** · 04-04-2009, 10:33 PM

Don't let the smooth taste fool ya.