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Discussion: Battlefield 2 / Battlefield 2 - Point of Existence Discussion - Please Help! - Last night my friend Hitest was on his farm in Berezne feeding his chickens when
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03-28-2009, 06:19 PM #1
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Please Help!
Last night my friend Hitest was on his farm in Berezne feeding his chickens when a drunk driver veered off the road and ran him over. Crimestoppers is offering a reward of $8005 Hryvnia for information leading to an arrest. Please call if you know who was responsible for this crime.
This is an image of the suspect's vehicle obtained from a witness at a nearby bar:
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03-28-2009, 06:24 PM #2
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It looks familiar but I can not put my finger on it...
Also it is well known that Hitest had no chickens but rather the farm was a cover for his shady dealings... Ukrainian hemp thongs which is highly illegal!
Rumor is that he "stress" tested each pair personally and his demise was in retaliation from a rival thong dealer.Battlefield Samurai 'Banzaaaiii!!!
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03-28-2009, 06:26 PM #3
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let my prayers be with hitest.
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03-28-2009, 06:38 PM #4
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R.i.p
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03-28-2009, 06:40 PM #5
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Oh, HiTest aint dead.. Nothing more than a mere fleshwound. "Feeding Chickens" is GER code for the illegal sales of XL Male Hemp Thongs. After doing many stress tests on UKR soldiers, i found that the UKR Hemp Thong even passes the Shock Paddle test.
Bzzzz... Nah Mean!!!!
Great fight on the Farm. Hmm.. (maybe AAR??)
I deserve a ribbon for Mortar Specialist
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03-28-2009, 06:44 PM #6
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lol
Nice job with the picture!
I heard he was headed to keep to hide out in the basement.
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03-28-2009, 06:47 PM #7
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If those shoes are spinnies then it probably was El.
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03-28-2009, 08:49 PM #8
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I wasn't there.
I saw nothing.
You can't prove it.
I have nothing more to say on the matter.
*gulp*
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04-02-2009, 12:55 AM #9
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Hey!!,,,I wear thongs. Backwards...That silly little string splits...never mind.
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04-02-2009, 10:13 AM #10
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I see my influence has corrupted you.
Originally Posted by COUNTER=OPS
I'm the Goat and your not...
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04-03-2009, 07:15 PM #11
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They see me rollin', they hatin'.
Thinkin' about upgrading to a Baby MRAP. I hope its cupholders will accomodate a 40oz. In the Dingo, my Colt 45 gets on the leather every time I ram them chicken ranchers.
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04-03-2009, 09:50 PM #12
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Sure that's beer? Originally Posted by Elmeistro
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04-04-2009, 10:33 PM #13
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