Hi, I'm Rick Slick.

You may have seen me on your TG POE2 server in various incarnations such as DRUNK Rick_Slick or SOBER Rick_Slick, and ironically the former has a better KDR than the latter.

My specialty is inadvertantly clearing out areas of claymores (including those which belong to my own team) for my squad. You could put a claymore in the very northwest corner of Fallen, away from everything, and I would still manage to find it.

I once stood at a tank for a full 15 seconds trying to fix it with an Engineer's wrench before realizing it was an enemy tank.

My play-style involves running around like a retard, shooting wildly at anything that moves, until someone drops me to the ground with a well-placed burst of 30 rounds from a VEPR, at which point ANGELofDEATH is trained (six months of field training at the German Military Elite Shock Paddle Academy) to shock-paddle me back to life before my body even hits the dirt, or hiding in a building somewhere near my squad, typing smack to the other team in chat until enemy artillery fire is re-directed onto our location, much to the chagrin of my squad leader and the rest of my squadmates.

I once tried to heroically defend a flag by rapidly placing down five packs of C4.

Unfortunately, in POE2, you only get four packs of C4...

My flying skills are unmatched compared a drunk monkey with no arms in a cockpit. I pride myself on knowing that my helo gunners are unable to tell if we landed or if we were shot down.

The only way I can kill the opposing team is by wearing a headband with little poison-tipped roofing nails sticking out for when someone attempts to tea-bag me.

So who wants me in their squad??!1?