TG vs TG POE2 Scrim - Official Trash Talk Thread

[Shafik]

Getting close. Whiskey and I have decided we can both take on the other 12th's and Irr's together, singlehandedly. I just hope it won't be too humiliating for 'em.

Ukraine uber Deutschland!

[thebleakaffinity]

I hope [team a] is victorious over [team b], because [team b]'s mothers are substantially more massive than is average for members of our society.

Go [team a]!

[Dark Viper]

German team going down! Down, down, down! German team going down! The Cable Guy was on recently and it's all I got.

[Dick Blonov]

Немцы побеждают!



Blonov

[tau_neutrino]

Before I can focus on the ignorance that abounds in Ukraine's cop-outs, I must qualify Ukraine's character, its sources, and even its personal frame of mind towards me. Let me cut to the chase: For Ukraine's ghastly plans to succeed, it needs to "dumb down" our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "internationalization" and "uncontradictableness". They will be incapable of comprehending that Ukraine's doctrines are designed to force me to throw in the towel. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Let's consider for a moment, though, that maybe Ukraine's shock troops give Ukraine credit for things it hasn't done. Then doesn't it follow that Ukraine feels obligated to erect a screen of flatulent verbiage to hide the real world from its victims? To be honest, Ukraine loves getting up in front of people and telling them that what I call laughable lugs should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. It then boasts about how it'll leach integrity and honor from our souls in the near future. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Ukraine. Of course, it soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, Ukraine doesn't care about freedom, as it can neither sell it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to it. Ukraine wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Ukraine's toadies argue that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. These are the same avaricious goof-offs who treat traditional values as if they were irresponsible, obstreperous crimes. This is no coincidence; mankind needs to do more to focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that Ukraine's cohorts claim to have no choice but to take a condescending cheap shot at a person that most pea-brained silly-types will never be in a position to condescend to. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, bumptious oafs. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.

If we can understand what has caused the current plague of the worst types of frightful loan sharks there are, I believe that we can then scuttle Ukraine's domineering attempts to subject human beings to indignities. If I had to choose between chopping onions and helping Ukraine steal our birthrights, I'd be in the kitchen in an instant. Although both alternatives make me cry, the deciding factor for me is that Ukraine does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when it says that it would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform a hotheaded act, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins. Ukraine parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, its ideas will change instantly, like a weathercock. Is this anything other than lethargic alarmism? The answer is obvious if you happen to notice that of all of Ukraine's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: "Going through the motions of working is the same as working." I don't know where it came up with this, but its statement is dead wrong. Here's some news for people who are suprised by sunrise: Ukraine is the devil incarnate.

I claim that were he alive today, Hideki Tojo would be Ukraine's most trustworthy ally. I can see Tojo joining forces with Ukraine to help it obliterate our sense of identity. This is not Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, where the state would be eager to criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle. Not yet, at least. But Ukraine's actions are evil. They're evil because they cause global warming; they make your teeth fall out; they give you spots; they incite nuclear war. And, as if that weren't enough, Ukraine's "I'm right and you're wrong" attitude is raving, because it leaves no room for compromise.

One of Ukraine's favorite tricks is to create a problem and then to offer the solution. Naturally, it's always its solutions that grant it the freedom to lead people towards iniquity and sin, never the original problem. The struggle against querulous fomenters of revolution must be a struggle against expansionism, heathenism, and metagrobolism, or it is doomed to failure. With all due respect, my current plan is to punish Ukraine for its incorrigible positions. Yes, it will draw upon the most powerful fires of Hell to tear that plan asunder, but if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which it may set the wolf to mind the sheep sooner or later, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Ukraine is thoroughly versipellous. When it's among plebeians, Ukraine warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against priggism. But when Ukraine's safely surrounded by its underlings, it instructs them to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason -- a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that Ukraine keeps trying to offer stones instead of bread to the emotional and spiritual hungers of the world. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, it will unequivocally succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with obtrusive, abhorrent Philistines, Ukraine's helpers, or anyone else who fails to realize that Ukraine keeps telling us that black is white and night is day. Are we also supposed to believe that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty? I didn't think so. Frankly, it's easy enough to hate Ukraine any day of the week on general principles. But now I'll tell you about some very specific things that Ukraine is up to, things that ought to make a real Ukraine-hater out of you. First off, if it doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then, Ukraine will grasp the concept that I plan to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus. Are you with me -- or against me? Whatever you decide, Ukraine is trying to brainwash us. It wants us to believe that it's mingy to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that Ukraine's premise (that space gods arriving in flying saucers will save humanity from self-destruction) is its morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Ukraine uses this disguised morality to support its assertions, thereby making its argument self-refuting.

Sectarianism is an exclusive, rather than an inclusive, societal force. The same holds true for stingy gasbags. If Ukraine's peons had even an ounce of integrity, they would expose some of Ukraine's vapid, closed-minded deeds. If I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to prescribe a course of action. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that I wouldn't judge Ukraine's goombahs too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for Ukraine's plot to dissolve the bonds that join individuals to their natural communities. Ukraine asserts that censorship could benefit us. That assertion is not only untrue, but a conscious lie.

Ukraine's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Ukraine has achieved sainthood" and, "The Eleventh Commandment is, 'Thou shalt encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed'". What they don't tell you, though, is that there are some soporific, grotty blatherskites who are irascible. There are also some who are dim-witted. Which category does Ukraine fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both". I have a plan to ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. I call this plan "Operation defend with dedication and ferocity the very rights that Ukraine so desperately wants to abolish". (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that we must work together to make Ukraine's merciless effusions understood, resisted, and made the object of deserved contempt by young and old alike. What can you do to help? For starters, you might want to lead the way to the future, not to the past. I personally derive great satisfaction in doing that sort of thing because Ukraine's harangues were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that Ukraine says that it can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic pink pixie dust over everything that it considers antihumanist or ill-bred. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Ukraine's holier-than-thou attitudes may not be traditional for a pushy, combative knee-biter, but when Ukraine says that superstition is no less credible than proven scientific principles, in its mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like it believes it has said something very profound.

Show me where it says Ukraine has the right to twist the history, sociology, and anthropology disseminated by our mass media and in our children's textbooks. We all need to be aware of each other's existence as intelligent, feeling, human beings, even if some of us are unregenerate meanies. I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, dirty vagrants will always band together to direct social activity toward philanthropic flimflam rather than toward the elimination of the basic deficiencies in the organization of our economic and cultural life. So don't feed me any phony baloney about how prudish savages have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. That's just not true.

This much is clear: Ukraine has announced its intentions to create a system of Comstockism characterized by confidential files, closed courts, gag orders, and statutory immunity. While doing so may earn Ukraine a gold star from the mush-for-brains exclusionism crowd, the irony is that its most misinformed maneuvers are also its most narrow-minded. As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent." So, in view of Ukraine's crotchety credos, what does it make sense for us to do now? I guess it just boils down to the question: How can Ukraine reconstitute society on the basis of arrested development and envious malevolence and then turn around and shed tears for those who got hurt as a result? The answer is not obvious, because its op-ed pieces should be labeled like a pack of cigarettes. I'm thinking of something along the lines of, "Warning: It has been determined that Ukraine's perceptions are intended to turn the trickle of mandarinism into a tidal wave." For the most part, to forestall Ukraine's malignant, disaffected insults, it would be immensely helpful to have more people understand that I still believe in duty, honor, and country. Still, if it were up to Ukraine, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism.

You, of course, now need some hard evidence that Ukraine is apt to respond to this letter in the same emotional way that a devout Christian in the 15th century might have responded to someone who announced publicly that he didn't believe in the virgin birth. Well, how about this for evidence: It believes that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Unfortunately, as long as it believes such absurdities, it will continue to commit atrocities. As I've said before, now that I've been exposed to Ukraine's manuscripts, I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps Ukraine is frightened that we might perform noble deeds. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that it would be charitable of me not to mention that it broadens its appeal by seeking influence and adherents in the solecism movement. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that a day without Ukraine would be like a day without spiteful alcoholism. Am I aware of how Ukraine will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because if we call a spade a spade, then the sea of antinomianism, on which it so heavily relies, will begin to dry up.

Do you understand the implications of what I have been telling you? Are you awake? Then you probably realize that if Ukraine were as bright as it thinks it is, it'd know that time cannot change its behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Ukraine can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, portray scary fiends as cockalorums. Everybody loves a good game of hide-and-seek: find the person, find the hidden item, or, in Ukraine's case, find the hidden agenda. Work hand-in-glove with the most unrestrained deadheads I've ever seen (also known as Ukraine's adherents) if you like, Ukraine, because I simply don't care. Thus, in summing up, we can establish the following: 1) Perfidious freaks of nature who pass off all sorts of homophobic and obviously namby-pamby stuff on others as a so-called "inner experience" will, hopefully, eventually be replaced by people who believe in freedom, justice, and the pursuit of personal growth, and 2) Ukraine has worn out its welcome.

[tHa_KhAn]

"A man's greatest moment in life is when his enemy lays vanquished, his village aflame, his herds driven before you and his weeping wives and daughters are clasped to your breast." --- Temujin

That about sums it up. Shine the VEPR's for us Ukraine, Germany is rolling through your backyard.

[WhiskeySix]

blah blah blah

uncontradictablate this






The first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose...

[Tau] And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .

[KhAn] And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.

Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means we leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

[[TG] IronClaw]

Six

Now that`s quality trash talking.

IronClaw

[John CANavar]

BBC's embedded reporter, reporting from 1stMIP HQ.

"1st Mechanized Infantry Platoon received a shipment of Heckler & Koch GMG rapid-fire grenade launchers and will deploy these on Orel, Dnipro and Carpathian regions against Ukraine forces..."

PL John_C made a short statement: "Dnipro Sunrise will be Dnipro Surprise for Ukraine"




Original picture posted in DeltaWhisky58's militaryphotos.net forum post (from FOCUS)

[Dick Blonov]

[dronetek]

You should let a few of us bf2c folks get in on this.

[WhiskeySix]

one way ticket to spawn city

nice

You should let a few of us bf2c folks get in on this.

hey drone! that'd be awesome! Have anyone interested sign up here: http://www.tacticalgamer.com/battlef...18-2006-a.html

There's always a few people that drop out when the scrim starts, so just hang tight in the scrim TeamSpeak channel and you'll probably get a slot!

[dronetek]

Cool man, I'll pass on the word.

[munchkin]

Tg Ftw!

[Ust@m]

"To crush your UKRAINIANS, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" Conan


LOL