Re: Sam Hoy the Comedian

**Sam Hoy** · 02-24-2007, 01:56 AM

Thanks mates,
I sometimes wish I was this funny in real life.

**Beatnik** · 02-24-2007, 03:40 AM

Good god that was hilarious. Irony FTW!

Originally Posted by Sam Hoy

"Good to see you have the situation under control, but could you please include Botswana in this patch too."

That line got liquid out the nose.

Can you please start visiting the PR forums, Sam?

**thebleakaffinity** · 02-24-2007, 06:00 AM

I think the PR guys are a bit more uptight than the POE team... Sam could probably get it one good thread though.

**Beatnik** · 02-24-2007, 01:57 PM

I don't know...some of those POE devs bit pretty hard at a few of his posts...

**E0_** · 02-24-2007, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Beatnik

Can you please start visiting the PR forums, Sam?

Yeah, anything to keep him off the TG POE forums.

**Kovert** · 02-24-2007, 04:57 PM

LOL new Sam Hoy post

http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...howtopic=13536

**MoreGooder** · 03-01-2007, 01:15 AM

Mantis! THanks! My cheeks hurt from laughing.

This line from the post Kovert found is about the funniest thing I've read in ages:

"This is when a Unit surrounds an enemy Allocated Goal and attempts to Disable all the Enemies in the Goal with no intention of Forcefully Allocating it for their Opposition Group. This method of play is called P.E.N.I.S. for Planned Engagement with No Intent on Securing. Some find this style of play illegitimate, while others hold the P.E.N.I.S. play style dear."

..had me crying.

**jaymind** · 03-03-2007, 12:39 PM

Oh, that had me laughing my ass off.

**sculls** · 03-03-2007, 01:05 PM

Dear Sam,
You are a man with a sense of humour after my own heart not in the brown love way though, though i have no problem if you are into the brown love everyone to their own.
sculls

**Daarken** · 03-08-2007, 09:22 PM

I love Sam's posts, they are original, and on more then on occasion, he has even stumped a few devs or 2.

GJ Sam

**cantpicknameiwant** · 03-12-2007, 02:05 PM

Unfortunately I think some real gems are missing in the threads ....
I have never seen so many edits of replies.
What gold nuggets are lost when the respondents realize they've been had and rush to edit their original reply.

**P8riot** · 03-12-2007, 02:35 PM

Oh this made my day..

Originally Posted by Greasy_Mullet

We hope you enjoy the Sam Hoy patch that will be coming soon.

**marstein** · 03-12-2007, 02:45 PM

Very nicely written posts. Great in fact. And then he plays on our server! Wow. When I read them they sound like an Indian wrote them - the proper use of english, the dry british-style humor. But then his name sounds asian. And his age is 17? No way! Very mysterious guy.

**ANGELofDEATH** · 03-25-2007, 03:00 AM

Sam has struck again.. After the many, many posts from the public about how much the PoE2 Gunz suxzors. He once again has come up with a great idea to fix the unbalanced weapon selection :/

http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...9&#entry173549

I want a hyena on a leash.

**P8riot** · 03-25-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Sam Hoy

However, in my correct opinion there is still hope,

LOLrZ.. Go SAM! GO!

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