Re: Caption Box - What do these screenshots say to you?

**COUNTER=OPS** · 03-09-2008, 04:50 AM

Dont you remember?! I was doing chin-ups and asking you to check my fly. You said,"Oh,,,COUNTER=OPS,,you look sooo sweet doing all those chin-ups. You are sooo buff I can't stand it! Oooooo,,I have to get a screenie of this. My heart is pounding!"

Thats when I yelled,"Easy A><is,,,I just need you to check my fly!"

You said,"It's A O.K." and blew me a kiss over VoiP.

Thats how I remember it...

You know,,,Someone should take away my keyboard when I've been drinking vodka for 2 hours!

**uk-warrior** · 03-09-2008, 11:16 AM

I can't stand this waiting game anymore!!! No Wait! To late..... thats one way to Suicide

**Greasy Mullet** · 03-09-2008, 01:32 PM

Never volunteer for an adult game of pinata because they knock the crap out of you instead of candy.

Or

In Soviet Ukraine, you are the Pinata!

**khaerus** · 03-22-2008, 12:28 PM

I was surprised to find this guy in my kitchen:

**Klenland** · 03-22-2008, 05:49 PM

"Finally! After nine months of painstaking work, my custom helicopter kit has been completed!"

"Well done Bill. You gonna fly it around your barn a bit, then?"

"...
Damn."

**rich73** · 03-24-2008, 03:23 AM

How in the hell did he get a helo intact into there, and how did he get it back out?

That's when it's time to start tearing the barn down around the helo, maybe?

**bucky-fn-dent** · 03-24-2008, 12:44 PM

Farmer: Son what the hell are you and this gauwd dang whirrly-bird doin in my barn?

Bucky: I don't know. The last thing I remember was being on base saying I can drink more tequila shooters than anyone. The next thing I know I'm waking up in cow crap.

Ummm, you haven't seen my pants around have you?

* Names and vehicles have been changed to protect the guilty.

**Braidedheadman** · 03-25-2008, 03:37 AM

I see York's been at it again.

**rich73** · 04-01-2008, 01:01 AM

I thought the mosquitos around here were big. Damn. You're gonna need one helluva fly-swatter. Just think of the light-show it'll make when it hits the bug-light.

**DrunkenPirate** · 04-06-2008, 08:42 AM

TacticalGamer Hotel management FIRES |TG|-ParkBench!!

Just in:

Valet parker ParkBench has been fired by TacticalGamer Hotel management for parking a large vehicle in the Hotel forecourt and then wedging it between a wall:

A spokesman said: "Parkbench has been a great member of our staff, but blocking the beautiful view from our lobby is a very serious offence!"

The Hotel manager was unavailable for comment.

:P

**draeh** · 04-06-2008, 10:26 AM

ParkBench was overheard saying, "Geez, the size of these SUVs is getting ridiculous."

**ParkBench** · 04-06-2008, 11:24 AM

YO Pirate... Thanks man! I've been immortalized in the forums.

Maybe this will convince all SLs to think before they say "Bench, go get the tank / APC."
Dingo / Dozer no problem... tanks and APCs on city maps especially. I run into too much stuff.

I did get the darn thing out of there, it just required a 63 point turn. My drivers Ed Teacher would be sooo proud. If I'm fired from Valet, I guess I'll just have to follow my idol Mike Cannon (for you Las Vegas (tv) Fans.) straight to head of security.

As I said last night, I'm a walking screen shot. Follow me around some round.

-pb

**ParkBench** · 04-06-2008, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by draeh

ParkBench was overheard saying, "Geez, the size of these SUVs is getting ridiculous."

TRUE! If you've ever heard me speak...

I'm working on the Honda Civic APC. If only BA Barracus was here to help me weld the roof of this old chicken coop to my Civic. (I'm loving watching A-Team on hulu.com)

**rich73** · 04-07-2008, 09:35 PM

Jeez Park Bench........we better not let you near any Farmer's Markets. I didn't realize you were that old.

**H&K[MiLo]** · 04-11-2008, 07:11 PM

Guess I should Lay off the beans for a while...

Whew, at least my reading material survived!

Yes, He is flicking me off with his right hand.

I have created the perfect toilet paper! Soft to the touch AND Bulletproof!

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