Life outside PR - Page 10

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-09-2008, 12:27 PM

I've hit a deer before. Not fun. I was driving a F-150 and it was about 5:30 AM. I was wide awake (because I usually am at 5:30) and visibility was good. Bambi just hopped off the roadside and right into my path. There was no swerving (literally less than half a second between seeing the deer and "splat"). Now, this F-150 had cattle bars on the front and I was only doing 40. Still DEMOLISHED the front end of the truck. It was drivable and there was no engine damage, but the headlight on the passenger side was exploded, the hood ripped up, the quarter panel crumpled and the windshield shattered with a nice deer antler sticking through right where the passenger's face would have been.

**BandaidBandit** · 05-09-2008, 12:35 PM

Never hit a deer...now I jinxed myself

eol · 05-09-2008, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

Actually Belhade, Mythbusters just did a show concerning the whole "hitting a moose and cutting it's legs out" thing. Turns out, regardless of your vehicle size, you're going to get boned. Anyone who doesnt believe me can feel free to check out the Mythbusters Alaska Special.

Yea the last episode was great.. unless you are going to hit the moose full force with an 18 wheelers, your best chance to survive is to hit the breaks, FAST!

**Jevski** · 05-09-2008, 01:32 PM

Deer vs car at 70 Mph.

WARNING !! WARNING!! Do not open if you cant stand the sight of blood...alot of blood

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/69557/

**TurkishDelight** · 05-09-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jevski

Deer vs car at 70 Mph.

WARNING !! WARNING!! Do not open if you cant stand the sight of blood...alot of blood

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/69557/

Honestly the pictures wern't that bad. I have seen worse.

Señor Deer definately got owned in that collision.

Hmmm....On another note....

Deer+Motorcycle=Mutual ownage meethinks....

**TheSkudDestroyer** · 05-09-2008, 07:14 PM

Oh. Forgot to mention...

The deer got up. Walked away.

WHAT THE HELL.

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-09-2008, 07:29 PM

Turkish, you live in Arizona. I would think you would at least know how to spell "Señor" correctly.

**TurkishDelight** · 05-09-2008, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

Turkish, you live in Arizona. I would think you would at least know how to spell "Señor" correctly.

Go "you know what" yourself

I could hardly see the keys this morning...

...Punk...

**Belhade** · 05-09-2008, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

Actually Belhade, Mythbusters just did a show concerning the whole "hitting a moose and cutting it's legs out" thing. Turns out, regardless of your vehicle size, you're going to get boned. Anyone who doesnt believe me can feel free to check out the Mythbusters Alaska Special.

Hmm, missed that episode. and I stopped DVR'ing them coz I never watched all the backlogged episodes that were stored.

True story:
One night I was driving home in my 87 Monte Carlo. Small town, 30mph, early evening. I was behind a car just outside of town when suddenly he swerved. I started to brake but this deer just stepped right in front of me and went *crunch*. I stopped on the shoulder and got out to look. The deer had slid into the opposite lane. My front end had gotten pushed up over the lip of the hood, grill cracked, driver side headlight (which had JUST BEEN REPLACED) smashed. A pickup truck came down the road, the driver turned to look at me. The deer lifted his head to look around...and got a facefull of bumper. The pickup driver stopped and got out. Then some guy came out of the house that I was stopped in front of. The three of us stood there, surveying the carnage.

"So...venison, anyone?"

**BandaidBandit** · 05-09-2008, 11:12 PM

lol, it's just weird clicking on thread called "Life outside PR" and reading about cars hitting deer.:P

imnotacanadian · 05-09-2008, 11:20 PM

Rename the thread?

"Whether or not to swerve to miss deer"

"True Stories Episode XX - Deer Collisions"

Liquid.Watcher · 05-10-2008, 12:56 AM

The real question is, have u ever hit a camel

?

**BandaidBandit** · 05-10-2008, 01:07 AM

lol, no but I have hit a groundhog!

**gijoe** · 05-10-2008, 01:23 AM

I laughed really hard at this once but its kinda photoshoped!

kittykatnub · 05-10-2008, 03:06 AM

so fake yet so funny

05-09-2008, 12:27 PM	#136 (permalink)
Ferris Bueller Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 26 Posts: 3,825	Re: Life outside PR I've hit a deer before. Not fun. I was driving a F-150 and it was about 5:30 AM. I was wide awake (because I usually am at 5:30) and visibility was good. Bambi just hopped off the roadside and right into my path. There was no swerving (literally less than half a second between seeing the deer and "splat"). Now, this F-150 had cattle bars on the front and I was only doing 40. Still DEMOLISHED the front end of the truck. It was drivable and there was no engine damage, but the headlight on the passenger side was exploded, the hood ripped up, the quarter panel crumpled and the windshield shattered with a nice deer antler sticking through right where the passenger's face would have been. __________________ \|TG-6th\|Ferris Bueller Important TG Reading \| Support TG - Become a Supporting Member \| TacticalWiki - Your TG Guide Kicked/Banned? READ THIS FIRST! \| Complete list of TG Admins \| Think Someone Did A Good Job? Nominate Them For a Ribbon! Report Problem Players/Appeal Your Ban __________________ "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Lazarus Long

05-09-2008, 12:35 PM	#137 (permalink)
BandaidBandit Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: near Pittsburgh, PA, USA Age: 21 Posts: 91	Re: Life outside PR Never hit a deer...now I jinxed myself __________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.- General Douglas MacArthur Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.- Napoleon

05-09-2008, 01:32 PM	#139 (permalink)
Jevski Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Denmark, Copenhagen Age: 36 Posts: 135	Re: Life outside PR Deer vs car at 70 Mph. WARNING !! WARNING!! Do not open if you cant stand the sight of blood...alot of blood http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/69557/ __________________ TG-E1st TacticalGamer European Division \| Team up with us today!

05-09-2008, 07:14 PM	#141 (permalink)
TheSkudDestroyer Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 2,052	Re: Life outside PR Oh. Forgot to mention... The deer got up. Walked away. WHAT THE HELL. __________________ \|TG-6th\|Skud, Deputy Lead Project Reality Tester Gentlemen's Agreement: HAT Sniping \| I love TG - You do too! \| 6th Vs. 10th Urban Engagements

05-09-2008, 07:29 PM	#142 (permalink)
Ferris Bueller Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 26 Posts: 3,825	Re: Life outside PR Turkish, you live in Arizona. I would think you would at least know how to spell "Señor" correctly. __________________ \|TG-6th\|Ferris Bueller Important TG Reading \| Support TG - Become a Supporting Member \| TacticalWiki - Your TG Guide Kicked/Banned? READ THIS FIRST! \| Complete list of TG Admins \| Think Someone Did A Good Job? Nominate Them For a Ribbon! Report Problem Players/Appeal Your Ban __________________ "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Lazarus Long

05-09-2008, 11:12 PM	#145 (permalink)
BandaidBandit Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: near Pittsburgh, PA, USA Age: 21 Posts: 91	Re: Life outside PR lol, it's just weird clicking on thread called "Life outside PR" and reading about cars hitting deer.:P __________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.- General Douglas MacArthur Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.- Napoleon

05-09-2008, 11:20 PM	#146 (permalink)
imnotacanadian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Texas (realy,I don't live in Canada) Posts: 345	Re: Life outside PR Rename the thread? "Whether or not to swerve to miss deer" "True Stories Episode XX - Deer Collisions" __________________

05-10-2008, 12:56 AM	#147 (permalink)
Liquid.Watcher Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 170	Re: Life outside PR The real question is, have u ever hit a camel ? __________________ Death is Forever, Dont Forget it.

05-10-2008, 01:07 AM	#148 (permalink)
BandaidBandit Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: near Pittsburgh, PA, USA Age: 21 Posts: 91	Re: Life outside PR lol, no but I have hit a groundhog! __________________ If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.- General Douglas MacArthur Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.- Napoleon

05-10-2008, 01:23 AM	#149 (permalink)
gijoe Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 811	Re: Life outside PR I laughed really hard at this once but its kinda photoshoped! __________________ \|TG-Irr\|Gijoe "We are the minor annoyance squad" [TG] Unlocks_r_emo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgY4Aq9h2EE<-----My Finest 6 Seconds!

05-10-2008, 03:06 AM	#150 (permalink)
kittykatnub Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 360	Re: Life outside PR so fake yet so funny __________________ unlocks_r_emo I'm the man that somehow gets banned by PB for doing nothing... The TG CoD 4 server for example... xfire = pistolfied Immaturity is a virtue, don't reason with my knowledge.

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