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    Some facts about Perry

    - Perry can defy the first law of thermodynamics, but not the second.

    - When you are not looking at him, Perry is invisible. When you are looking, he is behind you.

    - If Perry comes at you with a knife, do not fire a shotgun into his face. It only give him more of an imperative to make your death painful.

    - Perry can teleport bullets into your skull with the power of his mind.

    - Perry is a philosopher king.

    - Perry does not set off motion detectors.

    - If Perry eats your heart he gains your strength. If he eats your face he was just hungry.

    - Perry can be in three places at once, or in the same place three times as often.

    - That's not Perry's uniform, that's his skin.

    - Perry can smell your supressed memories.
    In game handle: Steel Scion

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Quote Originally Posted by Steeler
    - Perry can defy the first law of thermodynamics, but not the second.

    - When you are not looking at him, Perry is invisible. When you are looking, he is behind you.

    - If Perry comes at you with a knife, do not fire a shotgun into his face. It only give him more of an imperative to make your death painful.

    - Perry can teleport bullets into your skull with the power of his mind.

    - Perry is a philosopher king.

    - Perry does not set off motion detectors.

    - If Perry eats your heart he gains your strength. If he eats your face he was just hungry.

    - Perry can be in three places at once, or in the same place three times as often.

    - That's not Perry's uniform, that's his skin.

    - Perry can smell your supressed memories.


    Whoa thats deep!!!
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    He's also Jesus. I killed him last night on Karkand with nobody else around him/me and about 10 seconds later he knifed me in the back...

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Yes, deep, like:

    'The statement below is true
    The statement above is false'


    But different!

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Perry is a evil man we need to stop him soon. LOL
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    I have no idea what any of that means.

    And I completely agree.
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Not sure if I should be offended or pleased?

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Quote Originally Posted by perry
    Not sure if I should be offended or pleased?
    I think it's meant as a positive... Now stop sniffing my memories!!!

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Quote Originally Posted by perry
    Not sure if I should be offended or pleased?
    How about "both".

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    ...

    Sounds about right.

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    We kid because we love, Perry. You just killed me a lot last night. In some memorable and very personal ways. Are you made of magic?
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    If I were a she, you'd be singing a Beastie Boys song.. "She's crafty..."

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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Quote Originally Posted by perry
    If I were a she
    Not totally unrealistic, Mr. Pink Crosshairs.
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Viper
    Not totally unrealistic, Mr. Pink Crosshairs.
    hahaha It's funny because it's true.

    Maybe we should refer to perry by the name "Mr. Pink" from now on...
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    Re: Some facts about Perry

    That's perry's secret: pink power!

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