Snail is young and single. On Saturday he was explaining to Bane and I how much he needs to stop dating the wrong chicks. Bane and I gave him some pointers, but I thought I’d employ the rest of the BF2 community for some additional tips and to help come up with what not to say on a first date.
•"Your primary job is to keep my "assets" up”
•“I’ve earned the gold medal as a medic – Gimme a chance to jump start your heart”
•“My virtual hobbies include sky diving, piloting fighter jets and piloting combat helo’s”
•“I’ve traveled a lot of places, even exotic places like the Sharqi Penninsula, the Great Wall, Dragon Valley, and an ancient city called Mashtuur.”
•“As a member of the support team, I can keep your body well supplied.”
•“Are you a member of the Special Forces? I’ve been looking for someone like you to blow me away.”
•“Spawn on me”
•“That’s alright honey, I won’t punish you for your teamkill”
•“You’re proof that booby-traps aren’t all made of claymores and C4’s”
•“Don’t hate the playa- hate the game babe”

Do’s and Don’ts
Do… tell her she looks pretty
Don’t… tell her she’d be sexier in camouflage (if she needs to where camouflage to look sexy then your already in trouble)
Do… tell her your interests go beyond video games
Don’t…. tell her that you’re really lying about that
Do… tell her you play BF2
Don’t… explain why the best moment you’ve ever experienced was on TG commanding a coordinated attack on the refinery with all your assets available to you.
Do… flatter her with poetry
Don’t… flatter her with poems quoted from Robocop’s thread

Lol…any other suggestions?