Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. - Page 2

**TurkishDelight** · 05-20-2008, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0

Turkish, if you were any better you'd be the most awesome lifeform ever...

I know, thanks Disposable

google · 05-20-2008, 06:56 PM

So awesome that Chuck Norris would have to come by and kick your @$$ to the point that you bled from your finger tips in order to keep you in line.

BeSiege82 · 05-20-2008, 07:23 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

II. Where to find n00bs
On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority.

III. Behavior of noobs
Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard).

IV. Noob Religion
Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week.

**TurkishDelight** · 05-20-2008, 08:03 PM

So? I am not n00bz! I am the N00BINATORZ?!!!!!1111

BeSiege82 · 05-20-2008, 08:18 PM

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

I. Make sure you aren't one
Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already.

English (T4lk)-

Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy.

Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337

google · 05-20-2008, 08:27 PM

This can only mean one thing, there is a noob infestation within the Irregulars! Run! Run! Fall Back to the General Forums! Defend the keep!

**TurkishDelight** · 05-20-2008, 09:07 PM

BeSiege, lay of the noob crap. It's ruining my awesome thread

This was created to worship the Irregular Gaming God Turkish....

Liquid.Watcher · 05-20-2008, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurkishDelight

BeSiege, lay of the noob crap. It's ruining my awesome thread

This was created to worship the Irregular Gaming God Turkish....

WhATS/WHO Turkish? is it the thing i whip my butt with?

**MarineSeaknight** · 05-20-2008, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liquid.Watcher

WhATS/WHO Turkish? is it the thing i whip my butt with?

... and to think all these years I could have been using him and not that expensive toilet paper...

**warlab** · 05-20-2008, 09:50 PM

You're just having too much fun lately Turk !

**Dirtboy** · 05-20-2008, 10:12 PM

What the hell are you thinking when making this thread Turkish? You are basically crapping on every Irreg here by talking to them like this. Honestly, I am surprised that Axis hasn't kicked you out yet for plain ol' "Elitism" attitude. I would take attitude over twitch any day...

What a ridiculous thread!

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05-20-2008, 06:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 732	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. So awesome that Chuck Norris would have to come by and kick your @$$ to the point that you bled from your finger tips in order to keep you in line. __________________ \|TG-Irr\|Google

05-20-2008, 07:23 PM	#18 (permalink)
BeSiege82 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: PA Posts: 1,441	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob II. Where to find n00bs On the internet, n00bs make their colonies on forums. They migrate in waves, usually on weekends, and proceed to clog up bandwidth with stupid questions and sometimes even stupid answers. If you happen to be unfortunate enough to be on a board large enough to attract migrating noobs, there will hopefully be authority in charge who is smart enough to take extermination measures before they can make nests and larger colonies. THE BANNER HAMMER is one form of authority. III. Behavior of noobs Since noobs are basically ignorant bastards, they have a lot in common. The most often seen characteristic is their fluency in noobish, which is why it got its own section. They will also be very self confident as if they were the absolute best at what they are in fact the worst at. Also, they are quite agressive and self-centered, and tend to laugh a lot using many L's and O's in rapid sucession (the noobish word for laughing like an ultimate retard). IV. Noob Religion Noobs follow a variation of the 1337 (sometimes 7331) religion, in which they worship the number in odd rituals and put altars in their forum avatars and signatures. They often call themselves 1337, which experts say is somewhat like calling themselves godly in a human language. It's best to not interfere with their religious fantasies and practices because that can lead to a noob uprising, which can turn a forum to mush in less than a week. __________________ lTG-Irrl BeSiege82 A former platoon leader... "Courage grows strong at the wound." "Virescit Vulnere Virtus." "{My grump-o-meter starts to make a high-pitched whine when I point it at your post, though.}" -- Axis The Former Platoon Leader of the Irregular's Former Platoon Alpha

05-20-2008, 08:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
TurkishDelight Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 940	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. So? I am not n00bz! I am the N00BINATORZ?!!!!!1111 __________________ \|TG-X\|Turkish

05-20-2008, 08:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
BeSiege82 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: PA Posts: 1,441	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. C. AVOIDING NOOBS I. Make sure you aren't one Note: This section is bilingual so even noobs can make the discovery if they haven't already. English (T4lk)- Read the above parts of this guide carefully. If you find yourself unable to comprehend any of it but are instead beginning to think about how great you are and how awesome 'teh 1337' is, you might want to take one of the many available online quizzes to check your noobancy. Noobish (133713371337)- Liek, u gott4 re3D teh gudieCAREFUl1y and tehn OMG LIEK I AM R0XX0RZ ya anD ify 0u turn into teh reTARDED u gota go 2 MY WEBP4GE LOLLOLOL!!111~11 ad check 4 warez n stfuu. if u r a n00b go2HELL LOLLOLOlROFLMFAO11!!!11!!!! a/s/l pos gtg n00b suxx0rz ur b0xx0rz OLOOOLOLLLL HELP HELP HELP 1337133713371337 __________________ lTG-Irrl BeSiege82 A former platoon leader... "Courage grows strong at the wound." "Virescit Vulnere Virtus." "{My grump-o-meter starts to make a high-pitched whine when I point it at your post, though.}" -- Axis The Former Platoon Leader of the Irregular's Former Platoon Alpha

05-20-2008, 08:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
google Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 732	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. This can only mean one thing, there is a noob infestation within the Irregulars! Run! Run! Fall Back to the General Forums! Defend the keep! __________________ \|TG-Irr\|Google

05-20-2008, 09:07 PM	#22 (permalink)
TurkishDelight Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 940	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. BeSiege, lay of the noob crap. It's ruining my awesome thread This was created to worship the Irregular Gaming God Turkish.... __________________ \|TG-X\|Turkish

05-20-2008, 09:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
warlab Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Behind You with a Pistol ! Age: 44 Posts: 329	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. You're just having too much fun lately Turk ! __________________ \|TG-X\|warlab 10th Tactical Guard Server Rules and SOP \| Kicked? Banned? READ THIS FIRST! Contact an Admin \| Nominate your teammates for a ribbon \|TG-X\| Portable Cougar - " You're harshing my mellow. "

05-20-2008, 10:12 PM	#26 (permalink)
Dirtboy Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Some crap hole FOB in Iraq Age: 24 Posts: 3,229	Re: Just wanted to say(bottom of my heart).. What the hell are you thinking when making this thread Turkish? You are basically crapping on every Irreg here by talking to them like this. Honestly, I am surprised that Axis hasn't kicked you out yet for plain ol' "Elitism" attitude. I would take attitude over twitch any day... What a ridiculous thread! Thread Locked __________________ \|TG-6th\|Dirtboy Need an Admin? \| Want to help TG? \| The 6th Devil's Brigade

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