Return of the Roflcopter

**Lyramion** · 12-21-2007, 02:05 AM

Well.... our dear Fehmart was visiting us after ages of playing other games. I alway promised him to squadlead if he should return.. well so.. I tried.

Then Sidi came up... and there was only one true choice: ROFLCOPTER!

I made a Squad and invited some familiar faces. I spawned in and spawned very far away. Luckily noone else took the transport and I was able to grab it. We took off and started to rain hell upon the poor victims below us.

ReaperAssault took the left gun as main gunner while Fehmart and Anospa did the repair job. SAWW projectiles came flying in left and right. I was able to shield some but many got through. Thanks to tactical retreats and our awesome repair guys our Transport of Doom didn´t crash, not even once.

With the Hellfire of our Gun we camped the gunship pad so the enemy gunship was only able to lift of 2-3 times total - making our life easy.

Often our team was under bleed but to counter it Reapers gun just ate up the enemy teams souls like a big fat red devil.

Now sing with me...! (or at least read it cause its not the original!)

Quote:

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SUCCESS!!"

It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.

Transport of Doom:
We do what we must
because we can.

For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead!

We tore them to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
We were so happy for them!

Now, these bulletholes
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of the airport.
We're arriving on time!

Go ahead and pod out...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?
Maybe Moxmax?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Look at me: Still flying.
when there's killing to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you!

There is killing to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.

I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive...

Still alive.....

Still alive........

**Anospa** · 12-21-2007, 02:10 AM

Suuuuuuch a ridiculous round. I think Fehmart and I completely denied the other team the use of their UAV by way of our SAAWs.

Round before this we tried to just basically be a nuisance around reactor core. This one we pretty much made it hell everywhere somehow.

Fehmart · 12-21-2007, 02:21 AM

Or we denied both teams use of UAV, considering we were asking, "Whose UAV is that?" Yay for bored engineers stat-padding!

**Ghost Stalker** · 12-21-2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyramion

Dude that’s SICK, reaper with 64 kills and no deaths. And you with 102 points for just sitting there flying around and getting driver kill assists. I bow before the almighty Roflcopter Please don’t hurt me. (BOW, BOW, BOW.) But I'm surprised that there gunship didn't kill you. (Hope you got a video of that.)

**Lyramion** · 12-21-2007, 10:35 AM

Like said the Gunship didnt get to lift off mostly because we camped its spawn because on Sidi it spawns in the middle and not in the UCB. Also my 2 repair Engineers had SAWWs with them so I could turn left and Fehm could shoot from the right side and turn right and Anospa would shoot from the left side.

Towards the end SAWW people on the enemy team tried to get smart and leave me locked on to trick me into using my shields. But since I have learned to fly in 3rd person in the transport I can see the shots and do not have to react on lock on tones

**Anospa** · 12-21-2007, 10:37 AM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that was a great parody Lyra.

**draeh** · 12-21-2007, 10:46 AM

That was hilarious. Near the end of the round, the enemy didn't even bother trying to get the gunship in the air. It just sat there on the pad unused. lol.

**Superfast** · 12-21-2007, 11:12 AM

Now that was just mean! But i did like the song....

**Razcsak** · 12-21-2007, 12:30 PM

I love the "Portal" remix. Very nice, and an excellent Roflcopter run, it appears. Sidi seems especially suited for the task.

Birdman1011395 · 12-21-2007, 12:52 PM

I feel so useless after looking at that scorecard.

Also, for those curious I believe Anospa death's were the results of our own sniper fire.

**Lyramion** · 12-21-2007, 01:11 PM

All about teamwork bird!

Fehmart · 12-21-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdman1011395

I feel so useless after looking at that scorecard.

The whole point of the roflcopter crew is to inflate the score of the pilot for no good reason, and to support the one unbroken gun on the transport. Reaper's kills and our victory despite bleed should testify to that.

**Augustus Gloop** · 12-21-2007, 02:01 PM

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Lyramion again

Birdman1011395 · 12-21-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fehmart

The whole point of the roflcopter crew is to inflate the score of the pilot for no good reason, and to support the one unbroken gun on the transport. Reaper's kills and our victory despite bleed should testify to that.

Well then, I guess I did my part. Yay!

**Anospa** · 12-21-2007, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Birdman1011395

I feel so useless after looking at that scorecard.

Also, for those curious I believe Anospa death's were the results of our own sniper fire.

Hahaha, no. First was from me spawning support and suciding into the engineer, second was when I bailed out to grab the other transport but it blew up and I drove a buggy then there was sadness.

12-21-2007, 02:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Anospa Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Northeastern University (Boston) Age: 21 Posts: 4,140	Re: Return of the Roflcopter Suuuuuuch a ridiculous round. I think Fehmart and I completely denied the other team the use of their UAV by way of our SAAWs. Round before this we tried to just basically be a nuisance around reactor core. This one we pretty much made it hell everywhere somehow. __________________ 3rd SFD \| 2142 Guide Index \| Check out my live broadcasts! \| Submit a Ribbon Nomination Proud to have been an IRRegular!

12-21-2007, 02:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Fehmart Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Riverside, CA Age: 24 Posts: 430	Re: Return of the Roflcopter Or we denied both teams use of UAV, considering we were asking, "Whose UAV is that?" Yay for bored engineers stat-padding!

12-21-2007, 10:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lyramion Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,042	Re: Return of the Roflcopter Like said the Gunship didnt get to lift off mostly because we camped its spawn because on Sidi it spawns in the middle and not in the UCB. Also my 2 repair Engineers had SAWWs with them so I could turn left and Fehm could shoot from the right side and turn right and Anospa would shoot from the left side. Towards the end SAWW people on the enemy team tried to get smart and leave me locked on to trick me into using my shields. But since I have learned to fly in 3rd person in the transport I can see the shots and do not have to react on lock on tones __________________

12-21-2007, 10:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Anospa Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Northeastern University (Boston) Age: 21 Posts: 4,140	Re: Return of the Roflcopter HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH that was a great parody Lyra. __________________ 3rd SFD \| 2142 Guide Index \| Check out my live broadcasts! \| Submit a Ribbon Nomination Proud to have been an IRRegular!

12-21-2007, 10:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
draeh Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Austintown, Ohio Age: 36 Posts: 2,728	Re: Return of the Roflcopter That was hilarious. Near the end of the round, the enemy didn't even bother trying to get the gunship in the air. It just sat there on the pad unused. lol. __________________ Dirtboy's 2142 Evolution - Improving Situational Awareness! My Screenies - My Webpage - Xfire Submit a Nomination! - Nomination Guidelines - Awards List

12-21-2007, 11:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
Superfast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The republic of awesomeness! Age: 32 Posts: 3,008	Re: Return of the Roflcopter Now that was just mean! But i did like the song.... __________________ TG-E1st TacticalGamer European Division - having fun on the battlefield, the "TG way" xfire: superfastkill steam: Superfast

12-21-2007, 12:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Razcsak Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Pittsburgh Age: 21 Posts: 1,028	Re: Return of the Roflcopter I love the "Portal" remix. Very nice, and an excellent Roflcopter run, it appears. Sidi seems especially suited for the task. __________________ \|TG-3rd\|Razcsak Proud to have been an Irregular!

12-21-2007, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Birdman1011395 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Richmond Age: 21 Posts: 190	Re: Return of the Roflcopter I feel so useless after looking at that scorecard. Also, for those curious I believe Anospa death's were the results of our own sniper fire. __________________ BF 2142:\|TG\| Birdman10113 CoD4: \|TG\|Birdman Let's put the badges here...

12-21-2007, 01:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lyramion Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,042	Re: Return of the Roflcopter All about teamwork bird! __________________

12-21-2007, 02:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 32 Posts: 2,589	Re: Return of the Roflcopter You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Lyramion again __________________

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