apm, so easy a 4 year old girl can do it.

**sc1ence** · 02-11-2007, 07:43 PM

my 4 year old daughter was playing for a bit today on my lap. she put out an apm and somone came running around the corner and promptly blew up. she exclaimed, i died the spaceman!

the flip side of this coin is someone got pwnt by a 4 year old girl.

HatefullSix · 02-11-2007, 07:50 PM

Sweet. My four year old son is a war monger... he wants me to shoot everyone, regardless of team.

DirtyLude · 02-11-2007, 08:41 PM

This thread is so different than I expected from the title.

=MAXx= · 02-11-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyLude

This thread is so different than I expected from the title.

What did you expect? Did you think sc1ence is a 4 year old girl?! lol

Cylon69 · 02-11-2007, 09:52 PM

Oh god.. I was killed by a toddler. LOL.. (not really)

Bommando · 02-11-2007, 10:29 PM

Just ask Dark Viper.

Snail88 · 02-11-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bommando

Just ask Dark Viper.

nah thats giving viper too much credit

BHack · 02-12-2007, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bommando

Just ask Dark Viper.

Oh Snap!

experiment626 · 02-12-2007, 01:29 PM

My 4 year old boy was playing. On a TG server, he killed 3 or 4 people...whoa to those he killed, your lucky I didn't get a screenshot. I'm sure Ultra was in there somewhere...or *gasp* perhaps Fehmart?

Atomic Dog · 02-12-2007, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HatefullSix

Sweet. My four year old son is a war monger... he wants me to shoot everyone, regardless of team.

My 4 year old daughter is the same way. She doesn't care who it is as long as daddy kills it. The worst part is when I die...she really rubs that in. "You got shot daddy. Those badguys keep killing you." Or she says "You're not very good at this game daddy." lol

Kids...gotta love em.

ultrablue · 02-12-2007, 01:34 PM

That was probably the round my 1 year old decided to hop on my lap and play the "let's turn off the monitor and laugh" game.

Cylon69 · 02-12-2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Atomic Dog

My 4 year old daughter is the same way. She doesn't care who it is as long as daddy kills it. The worst part is when I die...she really rubs that in. "You got shot daddy. Those badguys keep killing you." Or she says "You're not very good at this game daddy." lol

Kids...gotta love em.

My girlfriend wants to come in and talk when I m playing. She laughs when I get killed as she distracts me with her chatter.

jonan_ · 02-12-2007, 02:00 PM

Not really on topic but my roomate likes to run bandwidth tests while I play so that it bumps my ping up into the 600's.

Fehmart · 02-12-2007, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by experiment626

My 4 year old boy was playing. On a TG server, he killed 3 or 4 people...whoa to those he killed, your lucky I didn't get a screenshot. I'm sure Ultra was in there somewhere...or *gasp* perhaps Fehmart?

I should resign from the 7th RIGHT NOW. But then I won't have an excuse to make tea anymore...

kperkins1982 · 02-12-2007, 02:46 PM

you should have named the thread, apms are so easy to avoid only a 4 year old should get hit by them.

You know when you see an apm, and you go into crawl or crouch mode? You are trying to get past it and take that flag or console, and your team mate runs right into it and kills you both. Even worse they squandered your chances of getting the objective for the team.

I mean, in the real world we check for land mines before running around in enemy territory and those things are buried. How come apm mines which are clearly out in the open have a big noob magnet on them.

I mean, how many times do you have to drop into the titan vent before you discover everybody except you knows that it is fun to place apms there?

maybe I'm wrong, maybe its all the 4 yera olds in this thread that are rocking out at this game, and everybody else is doing the silly stuff.

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HatefullSix Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Niagara, Ontario, Canada Age: 32 Posts: 148	Re: apm, so easy a 4 year old girl can do it. Sweet. My four year old son is a war monger... he wants me to shoot everyone, regardless of team. __________________ \|TG-Irr\|HatefullSix If at first you don't succeed, you need more firepower. There is nothing wrong with feeling something when you shoot your enemies... as long as that something is recoil.

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experiment626 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Albuquerque NM Age: 36 Posts: 1,331	Re: apm, so easy a 4 year old girl can do it. My 4 year old boy was playing. On a TG server, he killed 3 or 4 people...whoa to those he killed, your lucky I didn't get a screenshot. I'm sure Ultra was in there somewhere...or gasp perhaps Fehmart?

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ultrablue Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 471	Re: apm, so easy a 4 year old girl can do it. That was probably the round my 1 year old decided to hop on my lap and play the "let's turn off the monitor and laugh" game.

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02-12-2007, 02:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
kperkins1982 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 32	Re: apm, so easy a 4 year old girl can do it. you should have named the thread, apms are so easy to avoid only a 4 year old should get hit by them. You know when you see an apm, and you go into crawl or crouch mode? You are trying to get past it and take that flag or console, and your team mate runs right into it and kills you both. Even worse they squandered your chances of getting the objective for the team. I mean, in the real world we check for land mines before running around in enemy territory and those things are buried. How come apm mines which are clearly out in the open have a big noob magnet on them. I mean, how many times do you have to drop into the titan vent before you discover everybody except you knows that it is fun to place apms there? maybe I'm wrong, maybe its all the 4 yera olds in this thread that are rocking out at this game, and everybody else is doing the silly stuff.

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