Beastclown, renowned enforcer of vehicular justice, deserves recognition for his skill, devotion, and massive girth. Yes folks, this player is a rare gem in the 2142 community, as he embodies some of the purest and most beautiful human traits, and manages to express them effortlessly in an online game. He is a prince and a poet; a true warrior and hero on the battlefield. Here are but a few of his countless qualities:

Piety:
Yes, although Easter has passed, he still honors the rituals of the greatest celebration in Christian faith. Whenever he engages an enemy, he pays his respects by hopping around like a bunny, to pay homage to the great icon of the sacred day. Even though you may fire at him, your enemy, he will simply hop about in a dance so spiritual, the great dervishes would kneel in praise.

Courage:
To run over the enemy with a car is a simple task. He is master of it, but is far from content. Yes, he requires a greater challenge. Unlike the other cowards who fly the gunship regularly, he does not employ wasteful rockets. Instead, he uses the massive frame of his aircraft to crush the enemy as he blasts over them from behind. Look out Steven Seagal! Beastclown is redefining balls and badassery.

Tenacity:
Getting kicked multiple times with a warning for jihad jeeping would discourage normal, weak individuals. But beastclown is mighty! Yes, when he gets the boot, he returns seconds later to continue ramming like a true terrorist. If Osama knew about him, we'd all be screwed.

Thank you, oh wonderful beastclown. It pains me to hold the memory, but last night, the evil toker LordDarius chased you down with a jeep and splattered you on his windshield. As you realized that your life would soon end, you jumped about frantically, going out the only way you knew how. RIP