bb gun

...you're watching a war movie and want to call out enemy movements to your squad.

...you start saying 'COPY THAT' to co-workers when they give you information.

Also, last night I had this dream that I found a Sentry bot. I remember thinking "what kind of ammo does this thing shoot? it's really small and seems to have unlimited rounds." I didn't want to take it apart because I might break it, and then though "oh...these things are laying around everywhere. I'll just check the next blown up one I see"...

....(add your nerdy response here)....


*edit* oh yeah, speaking of nerdy....here's the irresponsible link of the day:

http://gizmodo.com/344537/magic-fire...-as-youd-think

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PsychoHorse

....You jump off something and try to press your ‘9' key.
.... You buy a new comp so you can change the graphic settings from medium to high.
....You try to drive with W, A, S, D instead of the wheel and peddles.
....You actually have time to think of this kind of thing.
....You plaster your friend’s house with rdx because you think FF is off and buildings are indestructible.
.... YOU GET 23 RANKS IN LESS THAN A MONTH!!!! (Yes that was me)

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MDFubar

You think of new strats in your sleep

You think that your alarm clock is and IDS

You sit in the back of your pick-up truck with a wrench waiting for Lyra to drive off

You stop when a soccer ball rolls infront of you, afraid that it is a motion mine

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Azura

You put an APM on your beer cooler (Only you know the secret to get by)

You on a date and you start the conversation: "Once, in battlefield, I..."

Your friend asks you what you doing saturday night and you reply: "I dunno, I'm gonna see what the 3rd is doing"

(My Favorite, you know you've done this) Walk around the house or work saying "Smoke Grenade!" or "Smoking" <- Especially when I have a smoke, my buddy just stares!

You refer to an airplane as a funship

You skip out on dinner because you're playing battlefield

You use battlefield as an excuse to advoid certain people..... EVEN IF YOU DECIDE NOT TO PLAY!

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ionpig-A

you start referring to yourself as Sir Bacon, or Ion, or Pig, or Ham, or...

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daithi1

-when you play until 5am (wasn't me)

-Try to pull out your medic hub to cure a broken bone

-Start making strategies based around the building your in

-Get really scared when you hear an airplane

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Eroak

ROFL!...when you trying making a home-made defib paddels out of a few industrial capacitors and a minibike battery.

...when your at the shooting range and you hitting yourself because your crosshairs are off.

...when someone cutts you off on I-95 at 80mph and you say to yourself "If I only could Pilum his ass".

...when your at the shooting range and refer to your backpack of ammo as a ammo hub.

...when I'm ridding around in my ambulance thinking medi-hubs are so leet compared to my lifepak monitor.

...when I'm working on a customers computer and they screwed it up so bad that I wish I had a EMP-nade, that would help it better then hurt it.

...when my boss is around and I wish I had a recon decoy on the other side of the building.

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Lyramion

You play too much 2142....


...when you try to C4 the Playstation of your little Brother because you need to blow the "Consoles" up to destroy the enemy Titan

...when you run around the park with your gameboy in your hand making beeping noises and scanning for enemy soldiers

...when you only cook your bacon out in the open under the sky so it is spawnable

...when your kids dont follow your orders you log onto TG Teamspeak and report them!

...when you name your Sheep Plush Toy "Lambert"

...when you go to the hospital to see your doctor and you yell at him for having a defib but no rockets

...when you declare your Familys Van is now an "APC". You are the Driver, your Wife is the Gunner and everyone may just leave the car by "Podding" out thru the skylight.

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MDFubar

When you tell your friends to stay home and wait for you to get to the bar, so they can spawn on you.

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Sir-Nerd

You know you've been playing Battlefield too much when you try to spot out enemy's in CSS and you accidentally switch weapons.

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When you can't run anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you.

draeh

... your on the telephone and tell a customer to "Hold Spawn". ( I actually did this last week )

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DaBrit

Your mom calls to ask how your BFCL match went.

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spiff913

you spot your car in the parking lot and yell out - CONTACT...NORTHWEST...BLUE HONDA.

you wake up your kids by "reviving" them.

you sneak up on people at work and "knife" them.

you try to make a cloaker run through the mall.

you tell the cop you were speeding because you were trying to outrun the motion mines.

you tell the cop you ran a red light so the commander wouldn't orbital you.

you back into parking spaces so "they" can't tailshot you.

you won't let Lorax drive... anywhere... EVER.

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Zhohar

You say "Roger That" when your boss is talking to you.

I actually did that -- took myself completely offguard and started laughing. Made my morning.

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Tarenth

S = Security Guard
# = Station
Base = Operator

"S1 to Base, Radio check"
"Copy that S1, you're coming through 5 by 5. Got a sitrep?"
"..."
"Err...Base to S1 you're coming in clear"
"Base, watch out for a <insert description here>. He walked out of the ED and might start wandering through the hospital."
"Roger that S1. Base out."

"Base to S1, I have a contact NW doorway moving down the hallway"
"S1 to base, say again?"
"Err...I mean that guy you're looking for just walked through the front doors"
"S1 copies. S2 go pick him up and escort him out."
"S2 copies"

^--Really happened. Had to call the police as one of the security guards (all of 350 lbs) sat on the guy, but luckily that involved a phone and not the radio setup they have

I have wished for EMP nades to stop annoying drivers who weave in and out of traffic at insane speeds while tailgating people.

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It was a confirmed casualty some time ago.