Haiku describing your style of play - Page 2

**ionpig-A** · 02-21-2008, 09:02 AM

where is that walker?
hold still for the emp and orb
all squads; move on toll!

**spiff913** · 02-21-2008, 09:47 AM

Voss sprayed, a noob prayed,
Could the gods of TG hear?
KRYLOV, son. KRYLOV.

Rid your flag of pests,
Use shotgun as directed,
Zoom on IDS.

Shurikane · 02-21-2008, 10:07 AM

Strike this position
Defend this coordinate
An outpost is lost

Lyramion · 02-21-2008, 10:09 AM

Haikus to the Walker

Walker stomping hard
Squishy things between my toes
Punish for Teamkill

Beeping sound ringing
Balls of Steel following me
Bait now or I die

Pilum missing me
They want me dead, really dead
My Shields protecting

RDX car hit
Calling a Teamspeak Admin
Sinner is now banned

Waiting for Respawn
Using Mines to protect Base
Urge to kill rising

My Baby is back
Stomping to the Battlefield
Hear my Walker roar!

Picking up Zohars one:

Quote:

Hold spawn gentlemen
Assault medics all around
Light armor please

Hold spawn gentlemen
Everyone be Medic please
Now five Snipers spawned

**Augustus Gloop** · 02-21-2008, 10:47 AM

Mother Gloop loves you.
This bullet rain means nothing,
I will defib you.

Feel this gentle breeze?
It sends me sailing away.
Found an A.P.M.

Back to back we 3rd,
far behind enemy lines,
Waves crash on the rock.

**draeh** · 02-21-2008, 11:49 AM

Gunship flying free.
SAAW sings tone of destruction.
Winter sky clear now.

Adaxa · 02-21-2008, 09:06 PM

Tank is blasting
Recon runs up, plants RDX
Tank backs up, crunch, kill.

Rob · 02-21-2008, 09:15 PM

Noob attacks with Voss
His corpse is left in the street
Power of the Baur!

**Azura** · 02-21-2008, 09:36 PM

I'm out of ammo
But I pull out a Herzog
Now run for the hills

Scary fools coming
I am the Terminator
These are not tumars

HBrutusH · 02-22-2008, 06:01 AM

tumars?

**Crux** · 02-22-2008, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HBrutusH

tumars?

Did you never see Kindergarden Cop?

Adaxa · 02-22-2008, 08:08 AM

I don't think he did, and neither did I.

Anyhoo-

Rifle goes click, click, click
Out of ammo, need reload
Herzog goes boom boom.

**MasterEditorInChief** · 02-22-2008, 11:10 AM

As Support

First, the I.D.S.
then with my shotgun blazing.
EMP spam, for the win!

As Assault

The Voss or Krylov?
Both shoot rockets and bullets.
Revives? What are those?

As Engie

Pilum up the a$$,
it's the best way to kill tanks.
The SMG rules.

As Recon (not big fan of Recon, so I will write about those who are )

Big gun that compensates,
with APMs for defense.
Lets knife the bastard!

**MasterEditorInChief** · 02-22-2008, 11:19 AM

completely unrelated to BF2142, but a fun haiku nonetheless...

Oil! It's worth so much!
That stand-alone moustache rocks!
I drink your milkshake!

What movie am I describing?

Icehawk217 · 02-22-2008, 12:45 PM

Im not so good at writing haikus so here is my attempt at a limerick....

Rockets are flying everywhere
I am about to be shot in the derrière
Here comes a tank
Im about to get shanked
As my body explodes through the air.

02-21-2008, 09:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
ionpig-A Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Indiana Age: 36 Posts: 559	Re: Haiku describing your style of play where is that walker? hold still for the emp and orb all squads; move on toll! __________________ \|TG-8th Mercs\| * New to TG? Start here * Become a Supporting Member "4 to 70? I think we can still win this one!"

02-21-2008, 09:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
spiff913 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Plummeting toward planet Zog Posts: 383	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Voss sprayed, a noob prayed, Could the gods of TG hear? KRYLOV, son. KRYLOV. Rid your flag of pests, Use shotgun as directed, Zoom on IDS. __________________ .

02-21-2008, 10:07 AM	#18 (permalink)
Shurikane Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 219	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Strike this position Defend this coordinate An outpost is lost __________________ *PASSWORD:* People on my buddylist, fire a shot on the ground in front of me, and request backup.

02-21-2008, 10:47 AM	#20 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 32 Posts: 2,588	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Mother Gloop loves you. This bullet rain means nothing, I will defib you. Feel this gentle breeze? It sends me sailing away. Found an A.P.M. Back to back we 3rd, far behind enemy lines, Waves crash on the rock. __________________ Last edited by Augustus Gloop; 02-21-2008 at 11:07 AM.

02-21-2008, 11:49 AM	#21 (permalink)
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02-21-2008, 09:06 PM	#22 (permalink)
Adaxa Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 64	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Tank is blasting Recon runs up, plants RDX Tank backs up, crunch, kill. __________________ Always there for the bit of shocky love you need. Books I have read- Watership Down, No Country for Old Men, Catch 22, Almost every single Discworld novel, Crime and Punishment, various fantasy books (Diana Wynne Jones, Terry Prachett, Neil Gaiman). Books I plan to read- War and Peace, Atlas Shrugged, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, etc. Read so many novels, I can't remember them all.

02-21-2008, 09:15 PM	#23 (permalink)
Rob Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 140	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Noob attacks with Voss His corpse is left in the street Power of the Baur! __________________ BF2142:\|TG-Irr\|Robb_the2nd Cod 4:\|TG\|Rob

02-21-2008, 09:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
Azura Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newington, CT Age: 19 Posts: 1,138	Re: Haiku describing your style of play I'm out of ammo But I pull out a Herzog Now run for the hills Scary fools coming I am the Terminator These are not tumars __________________

02-22-2008, 06:01 AM	#25 (permalink)
HBrutusH Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK, and proud of it!! Age: 15 Posts: 373	Re: Haiku describing your style of play tumars? __________________ <<<<Magic!! -F- Concr3te: "Brutus, goddammit, shut up!"

02-22-2008, 08:08 AM	#27 (permalink)
Adaxa Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 64	Re: Haiku describing your style of play I don't think he did, and neither did I. Anyhoo- Rifle goes click, click, click Out of ammo, need reload Herzog goes boom boom. __________________ Always there for the bit of shocky love you need. Books I have read- Watership Down, No Country for Old Men, Catch 22, Almost every single Discworld novel, Crime and Punishment, various fantasy books (Diana Wynne Jones, Terry Prachett, Neil Gaiman). Books I plan to read- War and Peace, Atlas Shrugged, The Spy Who Came In From The Cold, etc. Read so many novels, I can't remember them all.

02-22-2008, 11:10 AM	#28 (permalink)
MasterEditorInChief Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 782	Re: Haiku describing your style of play As Support First, the I.D.S. then with my shotgun blazing. EMP spam, for the win! As Assault The Voss or Krylov? Both shoot rockets and bullets. Revives? What are those? As Engie Pilum up the a$$, it's the best way to kill tanks. The SMG rules. As Recon (not big fan of Recon, so I will write about those who are ) Big gun that compensates, with APMs for defense. Lets knife the bastard! __________________ "On that day half a century ago, our species was pushed to the crumbling edge of extinction. And as we teetered on that precipice, staring down into the abyss, a hand reached out, pulled us back from the brink, and gave us hope... the hand of a Hero."

02-22-2008, 11:19 AM	#29 (permalink)
MasterEditorInChief Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 782	Re: Haiku describing your style of play completely unrelated to BF2142, but a fun haiku nonetheless... Oil! It's worth so much! That stand-alone moustache rocks! I drink your milkshake! What movie am I describing? __________________ "On that day half a century ago, our species was pushed to the crumbling edge of extinction. And as we teetered on that precipice, staring down into the abyss, a hand reached out, pulled us back from the brink, and gave us hope... the hand of a Hero."

02-22-2008, 12:45 PM	#30 (permalink)
Icehawk217 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Jersey (refurbished is more like it) Posts: 221	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Im not so good at writing haikus so here is my attempt at a limerick.... Rockets are flying everywhere I am about to be shot in the derrière Here comes a tank Im about to get shanked As my body explodes through the air. __________________ "Give a man a match and he'll be warm for a minute. Light the man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life"

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