Haiku describing your style of play

Adaxa · 02-20-2008, 08:42 PM

Spliff's little rhymes gave this idea to me, so in haiku, describe anything about BF2142.

Shotgun blasting
Outnumbered, being shot at
I need a medic.

Wrong turn at corner
Many guns; enemies, firing fast
I run away, alive.

**Zhohar** · 02-20-2008, 10:08 PM

Hold spawn gentlemen
Assault medics all around
Light armor please

(I'm not sure if it's a haiku but it sure does look pretty.)

**Jakaleel** · 02-20-2008, 10:27 PM

It’s a game!
It’s supposed to be fun.
Not RL, a game.

**Catman1975** · 02-20-2008, 10:44 PM

Team killing the 8th.
Tactical gamers look away!!
Quick revive, no harm.

VOIP up and running.
My brothers supporting my
erratic movement.

**Wimpinator** · 02-20-2008, 11:10 PM

I have no unlocks
I don't know any of the maps
I am dead again

Shurikane · 02-20-2008, 11:15 PM

Chargin' mah Pilum
Shoop da motherf***ing whoop
Firin' mah Pilum

**Ferris Bueller** · 02-21-2008, 01:59 AM

pod drops me to earth
bullets fill me full of holes
smacktard teabags me

rinse and repeat.

**jazy2** · 02-21-2008, 02:07 AM

dodging bullets
ducking, diving
resuplying, team reviving
getting caught in open space
buckshot n bullets in my face!

**DaBrit** · 02-21-2008, 07:26 AM

Riding in cars with
Pilums, Look! A tank is near,
Shoot it in the rear.

**MDFubar** · 02-21-2008, 07:36 AM

Spanky floats above my head
Bullets fly and make me dead,
Enemy moves over my body
Spanky makes them very sorry.

HBrutusH · 02-21-2008, 08:36 AM

Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Awesome Awesome Awesome,
Awesome Awesome Awesome
Awesome Awesome Awesome.

**Crux** · 02-21-2008, 08:51 AM

To clarify something folks, a Haiku is a traditional Japanese 'poem' for want of a better word. There are only supposed to be three lines. The first line should have 5 syllables. The second line should have 7 syllables. The third line should have 5 syllables. It is also typical to include a word or reference to the season, or the natural world, but doing this last can be kind of difficult for casual haiku-writing

Tunis rain falling
Entire team can't hold one flag
Here we go again

And my more personal one:

Krylov to the face
Grenade on the dead body
Fall back and rocket

HBrutusH · 02-21-2008, 08:57 AM

Ooops, sorry:

Awesome Awesome Cool
Awesome Awesome Awesome Cool
Awesome Awesome Cold.

**FYAH29** · 02-21-2008, 09:00 AM

Fubar, cold on ground
Snow falling on his body
De-fib makes him warm

Server is hoppin
Big fun, seven tickets left
Oh no, frozen screen!

HBrutusH · 02-21-2008, 09:01 AM

Or:

Gunship to the face,
splattered on the cold hard earth,
fly away again.

02-20-2008, 08:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Adaxa Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 156	Haiku describing your style of play Spliff's little rhymes gave this idea to me, so in haiku, describe anything about BF2142. Shotgun blasting Outnumbered, being shot at I need a medic. Wrong turn at corner Many guns; enemies, firing fast I run away, alive. __________________ Active in: BF2142 Nothing warms my heart more than the muzzle flash from my MG. Orbitals LOVE me.

02-20-2008, 10:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Zhohar Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, west coast of Canada Posts: 1,076	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Hold spawn gentlemen Assault medics all around Light armor please (I'm not sure if it's a haiku but it sure does look pretty.) __________________

02-20-2008, 10:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jakaleel Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: The Capital District Posts: 471	Re: Haiku describing your style of play It’s a game! It’s supposed to be fun. Not RL, a game. __________________ \|TG-21\| Jakaleel SAAW Team New to TG? Start here - 21st Tactical Wiki -There are some forms of insanity which, driven to an ultimate expression, can become the new models of sanity. --BuSab Manual Ad mortem talem navis et peditis

02-20-2008, 10:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Catman1975 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Purgatory Age: 32 Posts: 2,539	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Team killing the 8th. Tactical gamers look away!! Quick revive, no harm. VOIP up and running. My brothers supporting my erratic movement. __________________ Check out the most awesome IHS ever [Due to the State of IN v. Catman Case #IND04 65413-5468 001 I must disclose the following:] Catman is batsht insane and all of his posts should be read with extreme scrutiny and disdain. If at any time you become compelled to relate or agree with any post by Catman, you should seek immediate, professional, psychiatric counseling. Catman recommends 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, he swears by (at) them. Remember to burn* before you pillage. "I proceeded to burn him alive by saturating his clothing and his face with benzene and igniting it with a match. So horrible was this torture that in writing of it I have been tempted to attribute his death to some humane means-not with a wish to spare myself, but because I fear that it will not be believed that one could be so heartless and depraved."

02-20-2008, 11:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Wimpinator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: United states, TN Age: 35 Posts: 2,908	Re: Haiku describing your style of play I have no unlocks I don't know any of the maps I am dead again __________________ \|TG-6th\|Wimpinator BF2 Rules and SOP's\|Teamspeak information\|TG on IRC

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Shurikane Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 273	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Chargin' mah Pilum Shoop da motherf*ing whoop Firin' mah Pilum __________________ GOD IS DEAD. THE N00BS TEAMKILLED HIM.**

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02-21-2008, 07:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
DaBrit Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Albany, NY Posts: 870	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Riding in cars with Pilums, Look! A tank is near, Shoot it in the rear. __________________ TG-9th - By Any Means

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HBrutusH Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK, and proud of it!! Age: 15 Posts: 374	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Awesome Awesome Awesome, Awesome Awesome Awesome, Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome Awesome. __________________ <<<<Magic!! -F- Concr3te: "Brutus, goddammit, shut up!"

02-21-2008, 08:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Crux Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 31 Posts: 2,351	Re: Haiku describing your style of play To clarify something folks, a Haiku is a traditional Japanese 'poem' for want of a better word. There are only supposed to be three lines. The first line should have 5 syllables. The second line should have 7 syllables. The third line should have 5 syllables. It is also typical to include a word or reference to the season, or the natural world, but doing this last can be kind of difficult for casual haiku-writing Tunis rain falling Entire team can't hold one flag Here we go again And my more personal one: Krylov to the face Grenade on the dead body Fall back and rocket __________________ ....

02-21-2008, 08:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
HBrutusH Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK, and proud of it!! Age: 15 Posts: 374	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Ooops, sorry: Awesome Awesome Cool Awesome Awesome Awesome Cool Awesome Awesome Cold. __________________ <<<<Magic!! -F- Concr3te: "Brutus, goddammit, shut up!"

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FYAH29 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 682	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Fubar, cold on ground Snow falling on his body De-fib makes him warm Server is hoppin Big fun, seven tickets left Oh no, frozen screen! __________________ New to TG? Start here - Ribbon Nominations! - 21st Tactical Wiki \|TG-9th\|Draeh..."We go forth to convert the waiting masses... Put away those bunny hops I say unto you."

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HBrutusH Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: UK, and proud of it!! Age: 15 Posts: 374	Re: Haiku describing your style of play Or: Gunship to the face, splattered on the cold hard earth, fly away again. __________________ <<<<Magic!! -F- Concr3te: "Brutus, goddammit, shut up!"

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