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    Haiku describing your style of play

    Spliff's little rhymes gave this idea to me, so in haiku, describe anything about BF2142.

    Shotgun blasting
    Outnumbered, being shot at
    I need a medic.

    Wrong turn at corner
    Many guns; enemies, firing fast
    I run away, alive.
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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Hold spawn gentlemen
    Assault medics all around
    Light armor please

    (I'm not sure if it's a haiku but it sure does look pretty.)
    Fight!

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    It’s a game!
    It’s supposed to be fun.
    Not RL, a game.


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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Team killing the 8th.
    Tactical gamers look away!!
    Quick revive, no harm.


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    I have no unlocks
    I don't know any of the maps
    I am dead again
    Retired 6th DB

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    Chargin' mah Pilum
    Shoop da motherf***ing whoop
    Firin' mah Pilum
    GOD IS DEAD. THE N00BS TEAMKILLED HIM.


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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    pod drops me to earth
    bullets fill me full of holes
    smacktard teabags me

    rinse and repeat.

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    dodging bullets
    ducking, diving
    resuplying, team reviving
    getting caught in open space
    buckshot n bullets in my face!

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Riding in cars with
    Pilums, Look! A tank is near,
    Shoot it in the rear.

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Spanky floats above my head
    Bullets fly and make me dead,
    Enemy moves over my body
    Spanky makes them very sorry.



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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Awesome Awesome Awesome,
    Awesome Awesome Awesome,
    Awesome Awesome Awesome
    Awesome Awesome Awesome.
    <<<<Magic!!




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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    To clarify something folks, a Haiku is a traditional Japanese 'poem' for want of a better word. There are only supposed to be three lines. The first line should have 5 syllables. The second line should have 7 syllables. The third line should have 5 syllables. It is also typical to include a word or reference to the season, or the natural world, but doing this last can be kind of difficult for casual haiku-writing

    Tunis rain falling
    Entire team can't hold one flag
    Here we go again

    And my more personal one:

    Krylov to the face
    Grenade on the dead body
    Fall back and rocket
    ....

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Ooops, sorry:

    Awesome Awesome Cool
    Awesome Awesome Awesome Cool
    Awesome Awesome Cold.
    <<<<Magic!!




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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Fubar, cold on ground
    Snow falling on his body
    De-fib makes him warm

    Server is hoppin
    Big fun, seven tickets left
    Oh no, frozen screen!
    "A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open" - FZ

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    Re: Haiku describing your style of play

    Or:

    Gunship to the face,
    splattered on the cold hard earth,
    fly away again.
    <<<<Magic!!




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