Funny quotes... - Page 2

**brain21** · 02-27-2008, 01:37 AM

Probably one of the most random/funny things i've heard from a SL:
"Ok, lets get in there, and we're gonna rape em. Like chickens on a farm."
Probably only appeals to my immature side :P

**daithi1** · 02-27-2008, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by draeh

After being pinned down by a tank for about 10 minutes, one of my squaddies finally kills it. The next thing I hear on VOIP is, "Man I wish you could teabag a tank."

Also heard one night on Berlin, "I just killed a 'pedestrian' in the street."

In fairness you can teabag a tank but you might be a bit squishy seconds later.

It's not exactly a quote but anyway. Nameless 3rd says something like 'enemy squad heading to command centre (yes that's how I spell it)'. Nameless 3rd proceeds to take out said squad on his own round the corner from me. Looks at scores nameless 3rd is something like -10 in arrears having been 6 or something before. I laughed my head off for a good 5 or 10 minutes. Now that I retell I realise it isn't too funny but I don't really care.

**Arithea** · 02-27-2008, 08:52 AM

The amusing part of that, daithi1, is that you generally give info over comms so that your squad can help you take out the contacts. It kind of preempts things when you do it yourself. :P

**Lorax74** · 02-27-2008, 02:47 PM

I think his point was that the "nameless 3rd" person took out a friendly squad...

Reaperassault · 02-27-2008, 04:00 PM

while teabagging a tank is one thing the real question here is can you teabag a walker?

simple answer: yes you can!

\

that's me on top of an active enemy walker celebrating our success on capping EU by EMP locking the walker from the top while doing a special dance with the turret.

**Sir-Nerd** · 02-27-2008, 10:12 PM

I've jumped on a walker and planted a few RDX and jumped off to blow it, i laughed my butt off when i did that.

**Anospa** · 02-27-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir-Nerd

I've jumped on a walker and planted a few RDX and jumped off to blow it, i laughed my butt off when i did that.

Hhaha, yeah! When I first started playing this, that was what I wanted to do immediately. I've been lucky enough to pull it off about 3 times now, so wicked b-a!

**Skill4Lif3** · 02-27-2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaperassault

while teabagging a tank is one thing the real question here is can you teabag a walker?

simple answer: yes you can!

\

that's me on top of an active enemy walker celebrating our success on capping EU by EMP locking the walker from the top while doing a special dance with the turret.

LOL. I remember that. I was with you on top of that walker while we EMP'd that walker for a minute or two.

**Rali3gH** · 02-28-2008, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azura

If I remember correctly, some time ago when on teamspeak, I entered the wrong channel and a magical voice came out of my speakers.

I really wish I knew who he was (you're out there somewhere) but yea I think you had Voice Activation on because I entered in with someone singing Paradise City.

That may have been the 8th channel and the culprit may have been Doctah...he's done that type of thing many times.

**Rakkasan21** · 02-28-2008, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOONDOGGIE

As the gunship i am gunning for clips the bridge and narrowly avoids a tree, my pilot offers me some consolation on the VoIP...

Pilot: "ya dude, im totally stoned right now"
Me: "..." *click* *click* (watches gunship smack into building from my parachute)

That so sounds like something Quade or Unload would say

Shurikane · 02-28-2008, 06:18 PM

That's all. I've reached the end of the Internet. There is no more to see. I can go home now.

MOONDOGGIE · 03-02-2008, 01:34 PM

Me and a buddy wer guarding a titan cargo bay, and it was probably 2 min til enemy reached the titan, so we began to play I-SPY...
Buddy: " I spy sumthing gray!"
Me: " the entire walls"
Buddy: "shoot, ya...."
Squad Lead: " what the hell are you two doing!? stop playing f***ing i-spy while wer fighting!!"
Me: "thers noone even here, so chill out k?... Anyway, its my turn, so i spy something-"
Immediatly as im turning around to find sumthing, a clark 15b's slug finds its way into my back killing me, then another hits my bud.
Me: " well ****..."
buddy is still laughing
Squad Lead: "......"
we are then promptly kiked from squad

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY OWN PERSONAL RIGHT TO PLAY I-SPY WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL WHERE AND WHEN I WANT TO!!!! HOORAH!!!

**Lorax74** · 03-02-2008, 01:41 PM

Here's a quote I've always enjoyed: "Spell check is your friend"

**rage4order** · 03-02-2008, 01:47 PM

Ive told this story a few time but for all the new people....

The 8th were having a pub raiding night and ended up on a titan server. Several of our members had not played very much titan before. I was squad leading and we are tasked with titan attack. I pod up onto the top deck and call my squad to spawn on me. I drop through the vent turn the corner and set up...I am alone...where is my backup? So over voip here is the conversation.

Rage...Where is everyone?
Un Named 8th member...How the hell do we get in this thing?
Rage...Nevermind...Rage to commander... were going to silo 5

**INSUNABULA** · 03-02-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOONDOGGIE

As the gunship i am gunning for clips the bridge and narrowly avoids a tree, my pilot offers me some consolation on the VoIP...

Pilot: "ya dude, im totally stoned right now"
Me: "..." *click* *click* (watches gunship smack into building from my parachute)

Quote:

Originally Posted by rage4order

Ive told this story a few time but for all the new people....

The 8th were having a pub raiding night and ended up on a titan server. Several of our members had not played very much titan before. I was squad leading and we are tasked with titan attack. I pod up onto the top deck and call my squad to spawn on me. I drop through the vent turn the corner and set up...I am alone...where is my backup? So over voip here is the conversation.

Rage...Where is everyone?
Un Named 8th member...How the hell do we get in this thing?
Rage...Nevermind...Rage to commander... were going to silo 5

Who could that be?

02-27-2008, 01:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
brain21 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: West Vancouver, BC Age: 15 Posts: 681	Re: Funny quotes... Probably one of the most random/funny things i've heard from a SL: "Ok, lets get in there, and we're gonna rape em. Like chickens on a farm." Probably only appeals to my immature side :P __________________ "SIGN UP FOR THE NEW IRREGULARS SOLITAIRE PLATOON HERE! MUST BE PLAYED ON WIN2000 or 98!" - Axis \|TG-Irr\| Brain21

02-27-2008, 08:52 AM	#18 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Port, Florida Age: 25 Posts: 1,878	Re: Funny quotes... The amusing part of that, daithi1, is that you generally give info over comms so that your squad can help you take out the contacts. It kind of preempts things when you do it yourself. :P __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

02-27-2008, 02:47 PM	#19 (permalink)
Lorax74 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bridgewater, NJ Age: 34 Posts: 5,645	Re: Funny quotes... I think his point was that the "nameless 3rd" person took out a friendly squad... __________________ Ikariam (Alpha) Bayhios [35:70] > Truax (c) - Wine Streardeos [39:70] > New Truax - Marble Meikaios[35:68] > Truax Minor - Crystal

02-27-2008, 04:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
Reaperassault Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 1,785	Re: Funny quotes... while teabagging a tank is one thing the real question here is can you teabag a walker? simple answer: yes you can! \ that's me on top of an active enemy walker celebrating our success on capping EU by EMP locking the walker from the top while doing a special dance with the turret. __________________

02-27-2008, 10:12 PM	#21 (permalink)
Sir-Nerd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In the middle of North Ohio Posts: 796	Re: Funny quotes... I've jumped on a walker and planted a few RDX and jumped off to blow it, i laughed my butt off when i did that. __________________ Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

02-28-2008, 06:18 PM	#26 (permalink)
Shurikane Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 223	Re: Funny quotes... That's all. I've reached the end of the Internet. There is no more to see. I can go home now. __________________ *PASSWORD:* People on my buddylist, fire a shot on the ground in front of me, and request backup.

03-02-2008, 01:34 PM	#27 (permalink)
MOONDOGGIE Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PA Posts: 16	Re: Funny quotes... Me and a buddy wer guarding a titan cargo bay, and it was probably 2 min til enemy reached the titan, so we began to play I-SPY... Buddy: " I spy sumthing gray!" Me: " the entire walls" Buddy: "shoot, ya...." Squad Lead: " what the hell are you two doing!? stop playing f*ing i-spy while wer fighting!!" Me: "thers noone even here, so chill out k?... Anyway, its my turn, so i spy something-" Immediatly as im turning around to find sumthing, a clark 15b's slug finds its way into my back killing me, then another hits my bud. Me: " well *..." buddy is still laughing Squad Lead: "......" we are then promptly kiked from squad I WILL NEVER GIVE UP MY OWN PERSONAL RIGHT TO PLAY I-SPY WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL WHERE AND WHEN I WANT TO!!!! HOORAH!!! __________________ Life Lessons Learned in BF2142 1. DO NOT TEABAG EXPLOSIVE OBJECTS 2. MOTION MINING THE INSIDE OF A TITAN DOES NOT HELP YOUR TEAM AT ALL 3. DO NOT RUSH APMS Last edited by MOONDOGGIE; 03-02-2008 at 01:37 PM. Reason: i thought of sumthing else to add ^_^*

03-02-2008, 01:41 PM	#28 (permalink)
Lorax74 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bridgewater, NJ Age: 34 Posts: 5,645	Re: Funny quotes... Here's a quote I've always enjoyed: "Spell check is your friend" __________________ Ikariam (Alpha) Bayhios [35:70] > Truax (c) - Wine Streardeos [39:70] > New Truax - Marble Meikaios[35:68] > Truax Minor - Crystal

03-02-2008, 01:47 PM	#29 (permalink)
rage4order Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Northern Colorado Age: 38 Posts: 2,827	Re: Funny quotes... Ive told this story a few time but for all the new people.... The 8th were having a pub raiding night and ended up on a titan server. Several of our members had not played very much titan before. I was squad leading and we are tasked with titan attack. I pod up onto the top deck and call my squad to spawn on me. I drop through the vent turn the corner and set up...I am alone...where is my backup? So over voip here is the conversation. Rage...Where is everyone? Un Named 8th member...How the hell do we get in this thing? Rage...Nevermind...Rage to commander... were going to silo 5 __________________ \|TG-8th\|RAGE *SigPic provided by www.davidclair.com* New to TG start HERE * 8th Mercs * Admin List * Supporting Membership Quote Sc1ence: "My parachute pants are rad! Check out all the zippers!" *****

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