Redginald

I was on some random Titan server. Just as we're defending our Titan I hear a guy come on VoIP and say "There's an army of idiots in this hallway!" I had to stop playing I was laughing so hard. Just thought I would share

Sir. AAK625

"You idiot, there ARE two ways to get into the Core Room. I'll show you, n00b."
*Player banned for glitching*

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Augustus Gloop

Names changed to protect the embarrassed!

[15:37:11] PLAYER -> how do i commit suicide???
[15:37:24] PLAYER -> SORRY
[15:37:25] PLAYER -> SORRY
[15:37:28] PLAYER -> SORRRRRRRRY

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ThaDoctah

"Are you ok over on that southern flank?"
*Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump*
"I'm doing fine..."

Some sit reps are cryptic. In this case "I'm doing fine" = "I'm pinned down by walker fire."

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<Live to win! 'til you die! 'til the light dies in your eyes!... Then hit the Squad Beacon.>

Arithea

Squad leader to commander (me): "Heh...you sound hot."

When I finished laughing some thirty seconds later, all I could say was, "Thank you?"

(For the many new people who haven't squadded with me yet, I'm female. That should explain it a bit better. )

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WeeWar: Arithea
Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

Augustus Gloop

Heck, I could watch you blow up tanks all day.

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Arithea

So could I, Gloop. So could I.

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WeeWar: Arithea
Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

big-eye101

I'm not going to tell anybody that I thought that too the first time I played with you

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MOONDOGGIE

As the gunship i am gunning for clips the bridge and narrowly avoids a tree, my pilot offers me some consolation on the VoIP...

Pilot: "ya dude, im totally stoned right now"
Me: "..." *click* *click* (watches gunship smack into building from my parachute)

Shurikane

After losing a Titan round...

"This is cheating. I swear to God, this is cheating. I've been playing for six months and I swear, this has got to be cheating."

Came from someone to whom we tried to teach how to give a SL order for five whole minutes (he failed!)

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draeh

After being pinned down by a tank for about 10 minutes, one of my squaddies finally kills it. The next thing I hear on VOIP is, "Man I wish you could teabag a tank."

Also heard one night on Berlin, "I just killed a 'pedestrian' in the street."

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Ikariam (Alpha)
Toruos[44:84]>Non Sequitur(c)-Sulfur :: Nyyos[44:85]>Obesa Cantavit-Wine
Tiaayos[43:84]>Stercus Accidit-Marble :: Emytia[45:85]>Vacca Foeda-Crystal

DaBrit

That one never gets old

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TG-9th - By Any Means

Arithea

Lol! My husband's hotter than I am. There's a picture floating around the "Tactical girlfriends" thread in the main TG screenshots and pictures forum; I'll let you all decide for yourselves.

You have no idea how many times I have wished that.

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WeeWar: Arithea
Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff!
....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

Sir-Nerd

First section: yeah i saw that, second section: OK.....

I'm on a NS server and in an assault speeder, I run straight into three walkers and weev in between all of them and they wind up hitting each other from the rockets.

My gunner says: "HOOOLLYYYY $#!^, HOW YOU DO THAT!!!

I laugh and i say: I don't know, practice.

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Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

Azura

If I remember correctly, some time ago when on teamspeak, I entered the wrong channel and a magical voice came out of my speakers.

I really wish I knew who he was (you're out there somewhere) but yea I think you had Voice Activation on because I entered in with someone singing Paradise City.

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