Re: Best/Funniest kills

**Sir-Nerd** · 05-01-2008, 04:43 PM

I was playing Tampa on a pubby server. It was owned by a clan. Well at the center point (cant remember the name) I grabbed the walker and went on defense. I see 2 tanks, another walker and an APC come thru the wreakage and start to assault the point. I charge at them with my walker and destroy the walker with my charge. I blow up the apc and the other tank with circle strafing and the last tank tries to escape with around 25 health left and i fire two rocket that hit him square on killing him.

But alas, i gunship rams into me killing me after i teabagged the apc corpse a few times.
After this ordeal i was invited into the clan that hosted the server.

**Uranium - 235** · 05-01-2008, 05:10 PM

I killed a teammate by landing on him with my parachute... I didn't even know that was possible...

... until I killed Smachin with a pod.

My best DEATH.... wow. I decided to drive an FAV for our squad (mistake 1). We were on Sushia and decided that even though armor was around one of the southern flags, we could slip past them (mistake 2). Once we crested the hill there were two tanks and a walker coming up from below, but we went anyway with me in front (mistake 3). Since the tanks were blocking the road, I tried to drive around them. I hit the crest of a small hill and combined with the boost from going down the hill and the FAV's turbo, I instead went airborne. Now, as I was pirouetting through the air watching a walker loom ever closer, I caught a BRIEF glimpse of something in front of me. My FAV collided with the walker and to my amazement, the walker exploded into pieces. I wasn't given a kill, but some guy in a UD-6 Talon was...

Turns out, right as I corkscrewed into it, I NEARLY hit a friendly TV-missile that was going to blow up the walker. Really wish I had the battlerecorder for that.

**Mordona** · 05-01-2008, 06:30 PM

I witnessed a buggy attempting to break through Toll Station. It hit so many mines that the buggy glitched and flew out of bounds at a 90 degree angle to come to a rest about 70m away to the east. Crux got on teh comms and asked is that a buggy sitting out there. Here I am dying in my seat laughing so hard seeing a buggy skyrocket of the map.

**Shurikane** · 05-01-2008, 06:47 PM

Best kills:

-Me as engineer VS Nekomata tank on open ground, with nothing but a handful of rocks to take cover in. I won.

-For a while during a Titan round, an enemy clan squad had been ticking me off. I kept running into them - me VS about 5 or 6 guys all at once. Then, as I drop down in the vent of my Titan to answer a backup call, I see them all nading a corridor. I kill two with a SMG clip, kill the third with another, the fourth with another, and as the fifth comes in with his defib out, with me not having the time to reload, I jump out with the knife and slice his throat. Somehow, they never thought of looking into the vents as they searched around for me.

Funniest kills:

-I bail out of a jeep as I come across a field of motion mines. The mines run into the jeep, destroying it... and teamkilling the engineer who had just freshly placed them.

-I've just killed an engineer while in a walker, but he's had the time to lay down some motion mines into my range. Since the flag was neutralized, I hopped off to defuse the mines. Out comes this enemy support who performs a run 'n gun with his Ganz. Bad idea. I jump back into the walker. With my hand still on the W key, I actually take a step forward, run headfirst into the mines, severely damage my ride, and the support gets teamkilled by the motion mines the engineer had previously laid down.

You'll never believe it... but he punished.

Global.Cooling · 05-01-2008, 07:15 PM

My favorite Kill:
Port Bavaria. I killed the driver of a Hachimoto. I ran around the corner to take cover and noticed someone in the gunner position. I pulled out my sidearm and ran up behind him. 3 point blank shots to the head and it was my vehicle!

Funny Death:
We were attacking Church on Verdun. The enemy had a beacon in the water out back. We were killing left and right when a pod came down and landed on me! OUCH!

**xrisonfire08** · 05-01-2008, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Uranium - 235

I killed a teammate by landing on him with my parachute... I didn't even know that was possible...

I've had that happen to me, and Im thinking it was me that you killed. If I remember correctly, we were on our server doing some 2v2 titan. Im not sure though. All I know is that it was during a practice/squad run.

**Freeboter** · 05-01-2008, 09:01 PM

I was camping tanks on Tampa when an enemy APC saw me, I got off a shot and started running for the water, the APC followed me and got me down to around 20 health with the driver turret, I finally got to the edge of the water and went prone, the APC drove right over me and exploded in the water.

**twiddilywink** · 05-01-2008, 09:12 PM

Umm, well this is pretty bad since it was a teamkill, but me and my friend were playing on a pub titan server. Just as we were getting into an apc, somebody blew it up with rdx, so my friend was in crit health and i was far enough away not to really feel it, well it ends up the guy was invisible afterwards so i thought i saw him around a corner, so i threw a "nade". It ended up it was my friend coming from behind the wall after killing him and as the grenade was in the air, on VOIP i said "DUCK!" he replied "Wha-" but the grenade hit him square in the noggin and it killed him and sent his body falling backwards not like a normal death.

**brain21** · 05-01-2008, 09:13 PM

Best kill(s): Was on a pubby server, and a couple of these guys had shield hacks on (you'll have to take my word for it, I'm afraid), so the split second before a missile it them, a shield-type thing would pop up just in time to block it (think point-defense). Anyways...so I grab a walker and charge head first into them. I take out one and get a tank shell to the face. 44 health left. Another comes up, i put up my shields just in time to stop another tank shell. I see a pilum hit the tank, but the shield pops up, so I just unleash hell upon it. He's knocked down to almost no health and just sliding around. I finish him off. Then guess what? The guy in the first tank shows up with ANOTHER tank. I bring him down to about 1/4 health left before he finishes me off. I was just amazed at how bad these guys were.

Ahh...proud of that...

**DaBrit** · 05-01-2008, 09:34 PM

I think my favourite kill has to be taking out a transport with a tank shell at Church on Verdun, as it was coming in for a landing with 5 or 6 people on board. Someone in the squad shouted "Transport!" I moved my cannon up, and in front of the transport a little ways, pulled the trigger and the shell hit right where the crew sits, the whole thing exploded and I got an instant combat efficiency pin. I was pretty stoked.

**Towuaway2** · 05-01-2008, 09:36 PM

well brain had a rough day

**sgt.rob** · 05-01-2008, 09:48 PM

funiest kill: this is for the pilots who fly too low to the ground. pub server on shuhia taiba. i'm sitting at silo 2 and i threw rdx on a fav thinking i would booby trap it, instead i see a transport flying just above the ground on the way up the hill heading toward silo1. so i take the fav and punch it and catch up to the transport directly underneath it i bail out and blow the rdx taking the transport and 4 guys down.

best kill: i rarely get in the gunship so any kill in one is a great one for me personaly, but i took out 2 gunships at the same time. minsk titan mode. got tired of their gunship being annoying so on my next death i spawn and take ours. find him and start to tail him, launch an entire payload of missiles and hit nothing but buildings trees ground and air. still tailing him, come on reload come on reload. he tries to pull a backflip on me and i am right on top of him, if the cockpit glass had been transparent i could have waived at him. finish the loop and he starts to dive at a walker sitting in place when a second enemy gunship pulls up beside him and i launch all my missles killing him and the explosion and debris killed the other guy, credit for 2 kills.

**Augustus Gloop** · 05-02-2008, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by sgt.rob

funiest kill: this is for the pilots who fly too low to the ground. pub server on shuhia taiba. i'm sitting at silo 2 and i threw rdx on a fav thinking i would booby trap it, instead i see a transport flying just above the ground on the way up the hill heading toward silo1. so i take the fav and punch it and catch up to the transport directly underneath it i bail out and blow the rdx taking the transport and 4 guys down.

This is a new take on the situation, but we would consider it a suicidal tactic, and wouldn't allow it on the server, just fyi.

Not that I'm likely to see this again anytime soon!

**Sir-Nerd** · 05-02-2008, 06:06 PM

A gunship did a pass on my squad on a round of Sidi. It was a pubby server.

I shot the default rockets for EU at the gunship and it was going in a straight line. The gunship went out of view but i held the mouse down anyway. I see the hit indicator flash and got two kills. Next thing i knew was the pilot crabbing about how the missle followed them back to the PAC main base.

**twiddilywink** · 05-02-2008, 08:09 PM

On a pubby server, i set up a booby trap on Suez on one of the tall poles. It was titan so as an enemy gunship was flying towards it, a friendly transport came from the heavens and was gonna ram it. So i had a decision "get the awesome[haha reminds me of the E1st everytime i say that] RDX kill, or let the transport do it for me. I blew up the RDX, luckily the friendly transport didn't get too damaged, but it hit the tower so it was kinda funny to watch.

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