Re: Best/Funniest kills

**Holy** · 05-02-2008, 09:55 PM

My funniest kill was amazingly awesome! I was playing on the TG server and in a squad of about 5 or maybe 6 people. We were currently defending a flag when the enemy attacked the flag. I was sort of hiding off in the corner of that area behind a rock or something waiting for a moment like this to happen (I was Assault Medic by the way). A couple of my squad mates died (pretty near to where I was hiding) and I ran over to one of them and tried to revive them by running, jumping, and then going into prone. Right when I landed and got into prone I clicked on my squad mate to revive him and the funniest thing happened. At the minute that I ran away from my hiding spot and was about to revive my squad mate a guy (the enemy) runs and jumps over me and onto my squad mates body at the exact second that I click my mouse button to revive him. I ended up getting a kill and just paying attention to the lower area of the screen I saw writing indicating that I did something (I didn't realize that it was a kill and not a revive point) and I just got up and ran away. It wasn't till about two minutes later that I realize what happened. I just laughed and laughed and laughed (Rofled) for what seemed like hours.

**JamesTerror** · 05-03-2008, 05:19 AM

Best kill:
Shuhia Taiba, defending central. Im an engineer with a pilum. Quade is in the gunship.
He flys low past the pilars of he big round building. I shoot, i hit, quade bails.

Funny death:
Sidi near warehouses. There are a couple of gliched motion mines near me 50m in the air. i jump out of my tank to repair it, but some pubby gets in and starts to move. This of course attracts the mines, that blow me sky high when they hit the tank.

**Uranium - 235** · 05-03-2008, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Holy

My funniest kill was amazingly awesome! I was playing on the TG server and in a squad of about 5 or maybe 6 people. We were currently defending a flag when the enemy attacked the flag. I was sort of hiding off in the corner of that area behind a rock or something waiting for a moment like this to happen (I was Assault Medic by the way). A couple of my squad mates died (pretty near to where I was hiding) and I ran over to one of them and tried to revive them by running, jumping, and then going into prone. Right when I landed and got into prone I clicked on my squad mate to revive him and the funniest thing happened. At the minute that I ran away from my hiding spot and was about to revive my squad mate a guy (the enemy) runs and jumps over me and onto my squad mates body at the exact second that I click my mouse button to revive him. I ended up getting a kill and just paying attention to the lower area of the screen I saw writing indicating that I did something (I didn't realize that it was a kill and not a revive point) and I just got up and ran away. It wasn't till about two minutes later that I realize what happened. I just laughed and laughed and laughed (Rofled) for what seemed like hours.

Reminds me of the time I mis-clicked and instead of throwing a medic hub at an injured teammate, I threw buckshot...

**Augustus Gloop** · 05-03-2008, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by Uranium - 235

Reminds me of the time I mis-clicked and instead of throwing a medic hub at an injured teammate, I threw buckshot...

Makes it easier to revive them to full health!

**Kebab-Kastike** · 05-03-2008, 02:10 PM

*Picture edited off*
Big-Eye might disagree but I laughed a lot. During shockwave campaign.

**daithi1** · 05-03-2008, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by Kebab-Kastike

Big-Eye might disagree but I laughed a lot. During shockwave campaign.

NOTE: KK was killed by me the BigEye was revived, justice.

**INSUNABULA** · 05-03-2008, 11:15 PM

There was one time on Camp G where I was defending Toll Station from the ravening hoards with a shotgun (which I rarely use - it would be easier for me to kill guys with the blunt end if I had the choice).

But none-the-less I found myself holding one and decided to make a break for freedom round the West corner when low-and-behold I run into a three man squad running right at me. So naturally I start wildly firing at the lead guy who probably died from a heart attack because I don't think I hit him once. And as I turn to meet the next guy I hear a "click".

Now it's usually at this point I start waiting for a re-spawn but the two other guys whistled right past me like I wasn't even there and I swear, right before my eyes they both get out their defib-paddles and start trying to rez the guy I just felled !!!

After what seemed like enough time to finnish a coffee and cigarette I finally finished reloading and calmly walked up behind all three of them and politely shot them all in the back of the head - this time I get one shot kills on all three.

Feeling invincible and the theme song to Rambo playing in my ears I turned a corner and get nailed by an APM.

**Shurikane** · 05-03-2008, 11:42 PM

This happened just today.

Here's the picture: I'm on a pub server and the opposing team has absolutely no brain. As soon as their shields go down, they all hop on Titan defense without exception and they do not let go. Since we at the silos have nothing better to do, we take the fight to them.

I ask my squad to all go assault-medic. There's no way we'll make it to the consoles, so we'll just farm points and wait for the enemy Titan to go down. We're so well-padded it's not even funny.

My three squadmates are on the slope between first and second floor of the outer hull when I pod in. I land next to them, scope my Baur and land a few bullets into a PAC against the wall. With a Ganz firing on me, I get on my face and take cover, just as an air transport crashes on the top deck, buying me some time.

I switch to PK rockets and blindfire them into where I thought the Ganz shooting came from. Pow! I nail a kill.

Meanwhile, someone pods next to us and kills my squadmates with a shotgun. Just as he turns towards me, I land the rest of my clip into him. I take out the defib and start reviving my men when two more enemies pod right in our faces!

My squadmates get rid of one. I start one off with my pistol, die, and get revived while the other squadmates finish the guy off.

Yet another enemy pods next to us. He's a support, he gets on his face and starts shooting. I jump over him, pull out my knife, and behead the guy.

Meanwhile, two enemies skirmish my squadmates. One of them dies but all my squadmates get killed. I reload, finish off the last guy, and run across to revive two of them. I make my comeback for the last one when I get killed.

I get revived again and the area's declared clear. Seeing an enemy next to the Titan guns, I scope up and shoot a new salvo of rockets.

A support pods behind us and shotguns one of my teammates. I come up to his side and slice his throat completely in reflex.

Finally, an enemy Assault finishes me off, and some other guys kill my other teammates.

On VoIP: "...That was hardcore. Let's do that again!!"

**DaddyOfThree** · 05-03-2008, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Pfeil22

Anything involving DaddyOfThree and an exploding barrel is worth its weight in gold.

Is that all I need to-do to get you to crawl out from under that console?

**Ghost Stalker** · 05-04-2008, 12:27 AM

To me the best kills were when on landing the squad I was in was trying to break past the enemy position to the far west of the map as I cant even remember the name of the flag. The squad leader got a little ahead of the squad while we were handling a small group of solders, the next thing I know the squad leader is down and calling for revive. I go running over the hill and land right in the middle of two enemies’ solders standing close to the squad leader. At the time I had my defib out to res him but thinking fast shock both there worlds and got the squad leader up with him commenting on how great that looked from his angle.

**DeimosManifest** · 05-04-2008, 01:06 AM

Best kill(s): Rambo'd my way into a building on belgrade and ran into an big group shooting into the com center area. Emptied my clark killing 3, picked up an assault kit and emptied the AR clip killing 2 more, pistol-whipped a 6th and knifed the last one. Gogo wall-o'-bullets.

http://files.filefront.com/SentFlyin.../fileinfo.html

http://files.filefront.com/Born+of+F.../fileinfo.html (I really have no idea what that PAC guy was doing next to me)

Best death: Playing gopher with a sniper on Suez, I'd pop my head up somewhere and try to take a shot at him, only to duck back down as the zeller round went over my head. After 3, I came back up in the same place because I knew he had to reload. And immediately got hit with a tank round directly in the face.

**Mixa** · 05-04-2008, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by DeimosManifest

http://files.filefront.com/Born+of+F.../fileinfo.html (I really have no idea what that PAC guy was doing next to me)
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That was so epic shotgun kill xD!

And you were guy next to that PAC player...?

**Uranium - 235** · 05-04-2008, 12:49 PM

Hah! Just today on an NS server, I threw a medhub around a corner where some enemies were at, then dropped a grenade on it a few seconds later. Got two kills!

**DeimosManifest** · 05-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Silver_Pipe

That was so epic shotgun kill xD!

And you were guy next to that PAC player...?

It was late when I typed that

**sgt.rob** · 05-04-2008, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Augustus Gloop

This is a new take on the situation, but we would consider it a suicidal tactic, and wouldn't allow it on the server, just fyi.

Not that I'm likely to see this again anytime soon!

this was a long time ago before i joined TG and i wouldnt begin to try it on the TG server, thats not my style but everyone once in a while on pub servers you get tired of their type of gameplay and resort to some dirty tactics. i did mention that it was a pub server in my post.

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