Re: Best/Funniest kills

**Smachin007** · 05-05-2008, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by Uranium - 235

I killed a teammate by landing on him with my parachute... I didn't even know that was possible...

... until I killed Smachin with a pod.

I remember that night. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe for a like a minute straight.

My funniest death, was caused by none other than me. No one got credit for the kill, I just died. We were on verdun, playing titan. Quade and I are get in the gunship, me in the pilots seat. Mentholated is hovering just outside of the shield in the enemy gunship, waiting for me to come out. When people do this to me, I usually come out of the titan, throw my shield up and do a front flip underneath of the titan, so I told Quade to hold, cause thats what I was gonna do. He didnt say anything. So I take off, put my shields up, drop my nose, and...................................crash into the ground. As soon as I realize that the titan on verdun is only about 30 meters above the ground, and that is why I crashed, I hear quade laughing over the comm. Then I hear Mentholated ask what happened over teamspeak. After I explained what I was trying to do, Quade says "It was more fun letting him do it, than telling him that we were that close to the ground."

**LogicalHarm** · 09-19-2008, 09:03 AM

Public server, Minsk conquest. I'm the lone engineer in the centre of a flag base, my team being ripped apart by a tank that has just come up the hill.

I have one Pilum round remaining, without a clear shot at the back of the tank. The tank rotates, I fire: hit the side. I'm sitting there with 10health, the tank has around 20armor points, as it reverses into a building to protect its back.

Being completely ineffective without my pilum next to a tank, I decide it's game over. I run out from behind my cover, charge at the tank firing my SMG while it turns its turret to turn me into flying mince.

I'm half way through my SMG mag when out of nowhere the tank blows up. But I'm the one who got the kill?

Afterward, I realised I'd hit a barrel with my SMG which was luckily right next to the tank.

A real Saving Private Ryan moment.

**FLIPmode** · 09-19-2008, 10:07 AM

Best kill: Last week I believe, on the TG server, playing Camp Gibraltar as EU. By accident I acquired a support kit with a Clark after being revived. Then an epiphany of sorts occurred and I went on a murderous rampage with the clark on the pac team (30 kills with it at the end of the round). But the best moment was when the PAC broke through toll and was heading around central camp via the small passages on the edge of the map (not the catwalks the bottom ones).

Me feeling trigger happy, I run inside and see a whole squad moving up. Without pausing to think, I fired off 3 shots only and instantly got a combat efficiency pin and text spam of the kills I made

Funniest death: Couple days ago on a pub server, Sidi Powerplant as PAC. I happened to get run over by a buggy, but a bug occurred and my body was stuck to the windshield afterward, and it started driving haphazardly as if the driver was trying to shake the body off the windshield. He failed and crashed right into a wall at full speed. Shame I didn't get the kill for it :P

**Uranium - 235** · 09-19-2008, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by FL1Pmode

Funniest death: Couple days ago on a pub server, Sidi Powerplant as PAC. I happened to get run over by a buggy, but a bug occurred and my body was stuck to the windshield afterward, and it started driving haphazardly as if the driver was trying to shake the body off the windshield. He failed and crashed right into a wall at full speed. Shame I didn't get the kill for it :P

Oh my god, I had that happen to me once, and I was driving. Couldn't see anything. Appeared the model's wrist clipped through the windshield and it would flutter and flap around. I almost pissed myself. Luckily because it was a non-revivable kill it evaporated after a short while...

**xrisonfire08** · 09-19-2008, 01:26 PM

Funniest kill.

I was on top of Command Center firing rockets at unsuspecting victims. I had unloaded most of my ammo when there was this one guy who just wouldnt die. He was running from the west entrance to the stairs. I was on the edge trying to kill him when he just went from out of my sights. So with out thinking I jumped off, deployed my parachute, and shot my last rocket to secure the kill.

Little hard to believe, but check my stats. Sure enough, it says I have one kill with a parachute.

**Adaxa** · 09-22-2008, 09:05 PM

Goomba stomped my SL once at command center during shingle by accident. It was beautiful.

**brain21** · 09-22-2008, 10:18 PM

Stomped?

**Mech__Warrior** · 09-22-2008, 11:37 PM

There are several memorable ones for me:

Every time I command in Care Bear, I RDX the flag and put APMs up. I went to hide when a jeep showed up. I put a UAV over the flag to keep an eye on them and it was two squads. The few people who spawned back there quickly died and one squad marched to the flag. I killed two people with each APM but they were revived and were now on the flag. I blew it up and wiped out an entire squad. Command was later capped but we won.

On a Password Friday Verdun, my squad was defending Eastern Outskirts and Zhohar's squad showed up. I RDXed and mined the flag. Both APMs took out three people but they were revived when I detonated the RDX. It killed the only guy standing and we recapped the flag.

There are more but I can't remember any yet.

**roguesniper** · 09-23-2008, 09:08 AM

knifing a whole squad while their attention is somewhere else always makes me smile, ive done it once or twice and i had to stop playing cause i was laughing so hard.

**YdoUwant2know** · 09-23-2008, 01:47 PM

Camp G. a while ago, we were down by a lot and had a team that was not wanting to work together so I decided to have some fun with recon. Lambert, RDX and APM

it was a blast.

Anyway, we were holding EU base and a full squad starts to push the north side. I fall back to the North West corner, drop an AMP or two and put RDX all over the place. First guy rounds the corner and triggers an AMP. His team mate runs for revive and gets gunned down with Lambert. second team mate kills me before I can reload. I spawn in again at EU and just happen to be right above my body. I drop down, grab my last kit plow the RDX and get a combat efficiency pin. I smile as I run inside for cover. I then get gunned down. Two seconds later my other APM goes off (the one i set two lives ago) and It kills the guy that just took me out.

So final count, I died twice, but I took out a full squad and held the flag.

**BigMcLarge** · 09-23-2008, 02:06 PM

One of my best kills was this past weekend on Belgrade. The EU squad I was in was defending Pond, battling a nearly non-stop barrage of tanks and APCs from the PAC base. We were handling them pretty well with a combination of Pilums and using the two rail guns up there. One APC driver was pretty annoying though, and kept moving around on all sides of pond and wouldn't die!! My squad mates had weakened him, but he made his way around to the east side road, and the wall blocked a good shot with the rail gun, EXCEPT with the east rail gun, there was the smallest little peak through the staircase, at this extreme angle. Well, I had JUST jumped in that gun, and was tracking the APC as he drove north along the road. I timed it exactly right, shot through this extremely small gap and blew up the APC! It may not have been a one in a million shot, but at least 1 in a 1,000, and that's exciting enough for me!

**jazy2** · 09-23-2008, 04:29 PM

I bet he checked what killed him and saw "Rorsche" and though "FROM WHERE?? I was safe!"

Nice kill, how many were in it do you remember?

**BigMcLarge** · 09-23-2008, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by jazy2

Nice kill, how many were in it do you remember?

Thanks! Just two guys.

**Adaxa** · 09-23-2008, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by brain21

Stomped?

Parachuted on top of him. Sadly, I think it counted as a vehicle kill, and he was unrevivable. On the plus side, my fall was cushioned.

**DrFlop** · 09-29-2008, 03:02 PM

Funniest kill (and reason why ff should never be off):
I was defending the central flag on highway tampa. there was a walker AND tank taking the flag so I decided to chuck ALL of my rdx on the floor, in between both vehicle. They blew up and I went flying! I flew so high that I landed ON TOP of one of the sniping towers!

It gets better though. Somehow someone had got onto the same place before I bounced up there. I landed directly behind him and knifed him!

Flag successfully defended. Fantastic, ha!

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