Best/Funniest kills

Silver_Pipe · 05-01-2008, 09:27 AM

So I want to know your coolest, nicest, best etc. kills you have made in bf2142, it doesn't mater how many you killed, and no need to be with single shot, just that it is somehow special and not like "I killed 10 guys with sniper and then I died" things.

One of my coolest kills have to be with support, in NS map Port Bavaria. Speeder killed almost my whole squad and started to capture the flag, I take my EMP grenades and rest of my team members start assaulting (2 guys), both got hit by speeder grenade thrower, but then I assault from the flank, throw 1 more EMP and kill gunner and just when driver is about to drive off I shoot him and steal their speeder kill couple more guys with it and then die.

Also funniest must be when two guys were camping in the corner at Cerbere Landing, I came so close that they didn't see I was hostile (or were just stypid enough to not realize it). Second guy drops healing box right next to me and just looks when I sit there, I switch to knife and hit him into face, second guy sees that I'am hostile and is just about to shoot when I chest stab him.

Alright so now I would like to read your stories : D!

**draeh** · 05-01-2008, 09:55 AM

One pubby night on Gibraltar, we were PAC assaulting Toll on the far east side when I got taken down. After being rezzed by a pub player (amazing in its own right), I was left with his recon kit. Not having played much recon, I decided to make the best of it and see what good I could do. I was crouching behind a train car scoped in looking down the east lane where that barrier is and started playing whack-a-mole. Everytime one particular EU soldier would pop his head up, I fired. No matter how many times I killed that poor guy, he came back to the same spot and performed the same mole like action that lead directly to his death.

EDIT:

Also, in one of our BFCL 8v8 matches, I experienced the dreaded missing tags bug. I saw to contacts making their way from Reactor Core to Warehouses. One tank round later, I took out my SL (Pfeil) and his backup (Spiff)... Ooops.

**Azura** · 05-01-2008, 10:07 AM

Recently on Camp Gibralter, an enemy podded down West of the West building at toll station. I jumped down after him to parachute kill him!! He brought a smile to my face!

**ionpig-A** · 05-01-2008, 10:11 AM

on Tunis 16 playing as PAC I was fortunate enough to catch an entire squad sitting on our back flag with a single grenade. It was 5 vs 1, I took my time lining up the grenade throw and got it dead in the middle of them as it went off. It was incredibly lucky and satisfying all at once.

Also, on Berlin playing as EU in the drivers seat of the APC, I went duck hunting on a squad whose leader had left a beacon at the base of the Ice wall north of the Crossroads flag. I got several of them before their pods even hit the ground. Joy! (I LOVE the drivers machine gun in the APC's, it's a freaking DRILL)

**Lorax74** · 05-01-2008, 10:30 AM

My funniest to date would have to be a TK in an FAV and draeh. I don't recall the specifics anymore, but somehow I crashed (I know, I know, that never happens when I drive...) and the FAV flipped over inside of a rock cropping. I hop out and take off for the flag only to see that draeh is no longer with me. I turn back to the FAV and all I hear is draeh repairing the thing from the back seat and he's NOT getting out before the inevitable explosion. He's a very dedicated engineer

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**draeh** · 05-01-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorax74

I turn back to the FAV and all I hear is draeh repairing the thing from the back seat and he's NOT getting out before the inevitable explosion. He's a very dedicated engineer

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http://files.filefront.com/drivingwm.../fileinfo.html

By the time I realized we had flipped, I could not get out. The way it was wedged in the rocks wouldn't let me exit.

sights · 05-01-2008, 10:51 AM

Belgrade. Terrace of one of the buildings (1st floor, or second depending if you're British or American) , me and my squad mate shooting on some PAC guys, when one of them decides to ambush us from behind.. He kills my squad mate, I revive him, then I get killed, he revives me, HE gets killed and I barely escape with about 10 hp.. The guy starts chasing me around, and he winds up climbing the stairs, while I shoot and leave him on 1 HP . I throw the MEDPACK, and while its flying he kills me, and 1 second later the MEDPACK lands on him and KILLS him .

Didn't think it was even possible, I was laughing so hard, my stomach hurt

...

**Augustus Gloop** · 05-01-2008, 11:04 AM

Belgrade, the buildings between playground and comtower. Arithea, my SL, rounded the corner where I expected an enemy to be and ate my pilum round. Way to flat out kill your own SL Gloop.

Pfeil22 · 05-01-2008, 11:21 AM

Anything involving DaddyOfThree and an exploding barrel is worth its weight in gold.

**Zhohar** · 05-01-2008, 11:23 AM

This is hard to pull off but in never gets old:
Throw an EMP grenade at a fella, and while he's still in shock and unable to see anything, one shot him with the Clark shotgun. I figure it's about as sudden and surprising of a death as it comes. The faster you pull it off, the funnier it becomes.

**Foxtrot6** · 05-01-2008, 11:32 AM

Too funny

Quote:

Originally Posted by draeh

By the time I realized we had flipped, I could not get out. The way it was wedged in the rocks wouldn't let me exit.

**Arithea** · 05-01-2008, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augustus Gloop

Belgrade, the buildings between playground and comtower. Arithea, my SL, rounded the corner where I expected an enemy to be and ate my pilum round. Way to flat out kill your own SL Gloop.

ROFL!! I'd forgotten about that one, Gloop! It was AWESOME!

I think I laughed for a good five minutes or so.

**Lorax74** · 05-01-2008, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Augustus Gloop

Belgrade, the buildings between playground and comtower. Arithea, my SL, rounded the corner where I expected an enemy to be and ate my pilum round. Way to flat out kill your own SL Gloop.

What I wanna know is did you teach Spiff that move or did he teach you?

**Augustus Gloop** · 05-01-2008, 01:34 PM

Think of it as simultaneous evolution of genius.

**MasterEditorInChief** · 05-01-2008, 01:41 PM

Right when Highway Tampa came out, we were getting to know the map. I think it was Reaper and myself in a gunship, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting armor. However, one Aruncado was an engie and started throwing out motion mines. Somehow, we flew low enough to trigger them off and we were taken out of the sky by motion mines. Forget the AA rockets, just start throwing down motion mines.

05-01-2008, 09:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Silver_Pipe Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Finland Posts: 78	Best/Funniest kills So I want to know your coolest, nicest, best etc. kills you have made in bf2142, it doesn't mater how many you killed, and no need to be with single shot, just that it is somehow special and not like "I killed 10 guys with sniper and then I died" things. One of my coolest kills have to be with support, in NS map Port Bavaria. Speeder killed almost my whole squad and started to capture the flag, I take my EMP grenades and rest of my team members start assaulting (2 guys), both got hit by speeder grenade thrower, but then I assault from the flank, throw 1 more EMP and kill gunner and just when driver is about to drive off I shoot him and steal their speeder kill couple more guys with it and then die. Also funniest must be when two guys were camping in the corner at Cerbere Landing, I came so close that they didn't see I was hostile (or were just stypid enough to not realize it). Second guy drops healing box right next to me and just looks when I sit there, I switch to knife and hit him into face, second guy sees that I'am hostile and is just about to shoot when I chest stab him. Alright so now I would like to read your stories : D! __________________ \|TG-Irr\| Mixa2142 In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who has one more round in his magazine. -Erwin Rommel

05-01-2008, 09:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
draeh Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Austintown, Ohio Age: 35 Posts: 2,121	Re: Best/Funniest kills One pubby night on Gibraltar, we were PAC assaulting Toll on the far east side when I got taken down. After being rezzed by a pub player (amazing in its own right), I was left with his recon kit. Not having played much recon, I decided to make the best of it and see what good I could do. I was crouching behind a train car scoped in looking down the east lane where that barrier is and started playing whack-a-mole. Everytime one particular EU soldier would pop his head up, I fired. No matter how many times I killed that poor guy, he came back to the same spot and performed the same mole like action that lead directly to his death. EDIT: Also, in one of our BFCL 8v8 matches, I experienced the dreaded missing tags bug. I saw to contacts making their way from Reactor Core to Warehouses. One tank round later, I took out my SL (Pfeil) and his backup (Spiff)... Ooops. __________________ Ikariam (Alpha) Toruos[44:84]>Non Sequitur(c)-Sulfur :: Nyyos[44:85]>Obesa Cantavit-Wine Tiaayos[43:84]>Stercus Accidit-Marble :: Emytia[45:85]>Vacca Foeda-Crystal * Dirtboy's 2142 Evolution * Improving Situational Awareness! My Screenies - My Webpage - Xfire - Vimeo!

05-01-2008, 10:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
Azura Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Newington, CT Age: 19 Posts: 1,138	Re: Best/Funniest kills Recently on Camp Gibralter, an enemy podded down West of the West building at toll station. I jumped down after him to parachute kill him!! He brought a smile to my face! __________________

05-01-2008, 10:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
ionpig-A Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Indiana Age: 36 Posts: 559	Re: Best/Funniest kills on Tunis 16 playing as PAC I was fortunate enough to catch an entire squad sitting on our back flag with a single grenade. It was 5 vs 1, I took my time lining up the grenade throw and got it dead in the middle of them as it went off. It was incredibly lucky and satisfying all at once. Also, on Berlin playing as EU in the drivers seat of the APC, I went duck hunting on a squad whose leader had left a beacon at the base of the Ice wall north of the Crossroads flag. I got several of them before their pods even hit the ground. Joy! (I LOVE the drivers machine gun in the APC's, it's a freaking DRILL) __________________ \|TG-8th Mercs\| * New to TG? Start here * Become a Supporting Member "4 to 70? I think we can still win this one!"

05-01-2008, 10:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lorax74 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Bridgewater, NJ Age: 34 Posts: 5,572	Re: Best/Funniest kills My funniest to date would have to be a TK in an FAV and draeh. I don't recall the specifics anymore, but somehow I crashed (I know, I know, that never happens when I drive...) and the FAV flipped over inside of a rock cropping. I hop out and take off for the flag only to see that draeh is no longer with me. I turn back to the FAV and all I hear is draeh repairing the thing from the back seat and he's NOT getting out before the inevitable explosion. He's a very dedicated engineer . http://files.filefront.com/drivingwm.../fileinfo.html __________________ Ikariam (Alpha) Bayhios [35:70] > Truax (c) - Wine Streardeos [39:70] > New Truax - Marble Meikaios[35:68] > Truax Minor - Crystal

05-01-2008, 10:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
sights Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 82	Re: Best/Funniest kills Belgrade. Terrace of one of the buildings (1st floor, or second depending if you're British or American) , me and my squad mate shooting on some PAC guys, when one of them decides to ambush us from behind.. He kills my squad mate, I revive him, then I get killed, he revives me, HE gets killed and I barely escape with about 10 hp.. The guy starts chasing me around, and he winds up climbing the stairs, while I shoot and leave him on 1 HP . I throw the MEDPACK, and while its flying he kills me, and 1 second later the MEDPACK lands on him and KILLS him . Didn't think it was even possible, I was laughing so hard, my stomach hurt ... __________________ It is art when you kill one person... and terrorize a hundred.

05-01-2008, 11:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 32 Posts: 2,588	Re: Best/Funniest kills Belgrade, the buildings between playground and comtower. Arithea, my SL, rounded the corner where I expected an enemy to be and ate my pilum round. Way to flat out kill your own SL Gloop. __________________

05-01-2008, 11:21 AM	#9 (permalink)
Pfeil22 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Massachusetts, US Posts: 1,709	Re: Best/Funniest kills Anything involving DaddyOfThree and an exploding barrel is worth its weight in gold. __________________

05-01-2008, 11:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Zhohar Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Vancouver, west coast of Canada Posts: 727	Re: Best/Funniest kills This is hard to pull off but in never gets old: Throw an EMP grenade at a fella, and while he's still in shock and unable to see anything, one shot him with the Clark shotgun. I figure it's about as sudden and surprising of a death as it comes. The faster you pull it off, the funnier it becomes. __________________

05-01-2008, 01:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 32 Posts: 2,588	Re: Best/Funniest kills Think of it as simultaneous evolution of genius. __________________

05-01-2008, 01:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
MasterEditorInChief Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 782	Re: Best/Funniest kills Right when Highway Tampa came out, we were getting to know the map. I think it was Reaper and myself in a gunship, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting armor. However, one Aruncado was an engie and started throwing out motion mines. Somehow, we flew low enough to trigger them off and we were taken out of the sky by motion mines. Forget the AA rockets, just start throwing down motion mines. __________________ "On that day half a century ago, our species was pushed to the crumbling edge of extinction. And as we teetered on that precipice, staring down into the abyss, a hand reached out, pulled us back from the brink, and gave us hope... the hand of a Hero."

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