Re: Our very own...|TG-21|Repaq...Absolutely...Amazing...

**SharinganTH1422** · 08-03-2008, 09:38 AM

Why won't you die?

Beneath this walker there is more than flesh. There is an idea Mr Jammer, and ideas are bulletproof.

**big-eye101** · 08-03-2008, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by SharinganTH1422

Why won't you die?

Beneath this walker there is more than flesh. There is an idea Mr Jammer, and ideas are bulletproof.

HAHA! S for Sharingan!

**Jimmy Jammer** · 08-03-2008, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by SharinganTH1422

Why won't you die?

Beneath this walker there is more than flesh. There is an idea Mr Jammer, and ideas are bulletproof.

I am going to Home Depot for a plasma cutter and then to the Farmers Supply Store for gopher smokers. Lots of them. Heres the plan. My squad mates lay down suppressing fire and lots of smoke. Lots of smoke. A helper and I, he carries the generator move under cover with the plasma cutter. Once at the scene we neutralize all the opposition with Ninja like precision. We cut open the Walkers operation compartment and unbeknown to Repaq my comrade is Mr. Worf who has time traveled back to help with this mission. There sits Repaq strapped into the Walkers seat looking up wide eyed as this Klingon removes his helmet. Repaq goes for his sidearm but it is too cramped in the compartment. Terror in his eyes as Mr. Worf the Klingon deals the death blow to his right temporal lobe. It is done. The Walker of death is finished and so is its mastermind. What is that noise? That wily scum has wired the Walker to read his vital signs. Its going to blow.

Run...Medic!!! Medic!!!

**Vortex421** · 08-03-2008, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Jimmy Jammer

I am going to Home Depot for a plasma cutter and then to the Farmers Supply Store for gopher smokers. Lots of them. Heres the plan. My squad mates lay down suppressing fire and lots of smoke. Lots of smoke. A helper and I, he carries the generator move under cover with the plasma cutter. Once at the scene we neutralize all the opposition with Ninja like precision. We cut open the Walkers operation compartment and unbeknown to Repaq my comrade is Mr. Worf who has time traveled back to help with this mission. There sits Repaq strapped into the Walkers seat looking up wide eyed as this Klingon removes his helmet. Repaq goes for his sidearm but it is too cramped in the compartment. Terror in his eyes as Mr. Worf the Klingon deals the death blow to his right temporal lobe. It is done. The Walker of death is finished and so is its mastermind. What is that noise? That wily scum has wired the Walker to read his vital signs. Its going to blow.

Run...Medic!!! Medic!!!

I have an easier idea. Orbital the Walker. Repeatedly.

**Jimmy Jammer** · 08-03-2008, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Vortex421

I have an easier idea. Orbital the Walker. Repeatedly.

If I had been the Commander I would have EMP'd it, dropped Arty on it and possibly a plague of frogs...

**DrakenViator** · 08-03-2008, 02:17 PM

Wow it looks like you tired everything but the kitchen sink...

~ Draken

Oh by the way I have a +5 vorpal kitchen sink against walkers

**oniell121** · 08-03-2008, 06:57 PM

There is ice in Berlin...the sink froze up....thats why

**Vortex421** · 08-03-2008, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmy Jammer

If I had been the Commander I would have EMP'd it, dropped Arty on it and possibly a plague of frogs...

Geez, who uses frogs these days for plagues? If you want to get the proper effect, a swarm of locusts will always strike fear into the hearts of most anything. Given this is a post-apocalyptic world, chances are better that the locusts are radioactive and mutated allowing them to eat through the hull of the walker. Simply apply, wait 10 minutes, and there will be nothing left of the walker but a bare skeleton.

**Jimmy Jammer** · 08-03-2008, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Vortex421

Geez, who uses frogs these days for plagues? If you want to get the proper effect, a swarm of locusts will always strike fear into the hearts of most anything. Given this is a post-apocalyptic world, chances are better that the locusts are radioactive and mutated allowing them to eat through the hull of the walker. Simply apply, wait 10 minutes, and there will be nothing left of the walker but a bare skeleton.

Sweet...

**Mech__Warrior** · 08-03-2008, 11:53 PM

How about nuking the dang thing.

**oniell121** · 08-04-2008, 06:59 AM

I wonder if the team kills from annihilating EVERYONE on the map(infact, the entire map) would out way the kill points from all the other team.........

**Mech__Warrior** · 08-04-2008, 08:43 AM

No I'm thinking of those Anti-Titan missiles there are.

**DrProctor** · 08-04-2008, 09:00 AM

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

**Mech__Warrior** · 08-04-2008, 09:28 AM

Or you could use a computer virus to kill him. Make the walker self-destruct. You know what, I wonder why the walker doesn't give off a radiation cloud if it has a radiation warning symbol on it.

**DrProctor** · 08-04-2008, 09:30 AM

What, you think that the leadership would actually TELL their soldiers that they are slowly being poisoned and made infertile by driving that hulk of metal around?

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