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09-26-2008, 03:27 PM
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The Catman Cometh
Let it be known that to become one with Catman does not cause you to lose your identity, you just become part of something greater. Catman is no longer a single person but an idea, that insanity is part of this life and we must embrace it. Do not hide behind your false façade that you put forth for your friends and family, show your true colors, express yourself (within acceptable TG standards). We are all responsible for our destiny and actions, we simply share one mindset. All Catman's are created equal, no one of us is greater or lesser than any of the others
Go forth and spread the idea of “The Catman”
Jeremiah Chapter 14
14 Then the LORD said to me, "The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds. 15 Therefore, this is what the LORD says about the prophets who are prophesying in my name: I did not send them, yet they are saying, 'No sword or famine will touch this land.' Those same prophets will perish by sword and famine. 16 And the people they are prophesying to will be thrown out into the streets of Jerusalem because of the famine and sword. There will be no one to bury them or their wives, their sons or their daughters. I will pour out on them the calamity they deserve.
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Big-eye101: "A true catman post a day keeps the bad mood away"
Due to my most recent psych evaluation (due to the last court case I had listed), I again must disclose the following. Please do not take any posts made by Catman seriously, we have found defects in his thought processes that lead him sometimes to act as, what the internet would call a forum troll. He feels any attention is better than no attention and must have it at all costs, even his own dignity, well if he had any left. If you begin to take his posts seriously, please call us you are in need of serious psychiatric attention. We are available 24/7 at 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, please scream into the phone as soon as it's answered, we will identify you as a catman follower from that and direct your call to someone who can attend to you immediately.
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09-26-2008, 03:28 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
I've embraced my inner Catman.
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09-26-2008, 03:30 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Meow
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09-26-2008, 03:33 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Ack, creepy cult! Where's my hammer?!
"why did I give you that avatar?"
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09-26-2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
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Originally Posted by Eroak
Ack, creepy cult! Where's my hammer?!
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There is no need for violence within our realm.
Please refrain from attacking the innocent followers of The Catman
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Big-eye101: "A true catman post a day keeps the bad mood away"
Due to my most recent psych evaluation (due to the last court case I had listed), I again must disclose the following. Please do not take any posts made by Catman seriously, we have found defects in his thought processes that lead him sometimes to act as, what the internet would call a forum troll. He feels any attention is better than no attention and must have it at all costs, even his own dignity, well if he had any left. If you begin to take his posts seriously, please call us you are in need of serious psychiatric attention. We are available 24/7 at 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, please scream into the phone as soon as it's answered, we will identify you as a catman follower from that and direct your call to someone who can attend to you immediately.
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09-26-2008, 03:36 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Our realm is about peace love and harmony, we are all one.
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09-26-2008, 03:44 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Preach on brother Cat...
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09-26-2008, 03:57 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Let all see the power of the Cat and tremble in fear - rejoice, for all shall see the glory and enlightenment that is Catman.
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09-26-2008, 04:02 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Not to be a stick in the mud or anything... but wearing ribbons that you did not earn is a big no no. (swing away Eroak  )
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My friends call me Y. My enemies call me... well, that's a secret.
"The only reason I team killed you is because I though you were already dead...
...Oh god, I just know that is going in someones signature" - Eroak
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09-26-2008, 04:08 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
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Originally Posted by YdoUwant2know
Not to be a stick in the mud or anything... but wearing ribbons that you did not earn is a big no no. (swing away Eroak  )
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Please report to the Ministry of Peace for ReEducation
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Big-eye101: "A true catman post a day keeps the bad mood away"
Due to my most recent psych evaluation (due to the last court case I had listed), I again must disclose the following. Please do not take any posts made by Catman seriously, we have found defects in his thought processes that lead him sometimes to act as, what the internet would call a forum troll. He feels any attention is better than no attention and must have it at all costs, even his own dignity, well if he had any left. If you begin to take his posts seriously, please call us you are in need of serious psychiatric attention. We are available 24/7 at 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, please scream into the phone as soon as it's answered, we will identify you as a catman follower from that and direct your call to someone who can attend to you immediately.
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09-26-2008, 04:10 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
We all have earned these ribbons as we are all one. You will understand when you are assimilated.
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09-26-2008, 04:11 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Uhhh Catman? Your 1-800 number doesn't work, and I have a feeling I'll need it.
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09-26-2008, 04:12 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
This reminds me of System Shock with The Many.
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09-26-2008, 04:13 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrBeat
Uhhh Catman? Your 1-800 number doesn't work, and I have a feeling I'll need it.
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Welcome Dr.Beat. send me a PM for the text file to use in your new signature.
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Big-eye101: "A true catman post a day keeps the bad mood away"
Due to my most recent psych evaluation (due to the last court case I had listed), I again must disclose the following. Please do not take any posts made by Catman seriously, we have found defects in his thought processes that lead him sometimes to act as, what the internet would call a forum troll. He feels any attention is better than no attention and must have it at all costs, even his own dignity, well if he had any left. If you begin to take his posts seriously, please call us you are in need of serious psychiatric attention. We are available 24/7 at 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, please scream into the phone as soon as it's answered, we will identify you as a catman follower from that and direct your call to someone who can attend to you immediately.
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09-26-2008, 04:15 PM
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Re: The Catman Cometh
I just saved 10% off my car insurance by switching to Catman!
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Pfft, how can you call it suicidal if we lived through it?
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