Pocalypse Ponies would Pwn the Paltry Pink Ponies

The Pink Ponies would cry pink tears that would evaporate and make rainbows - and the Pocalypse Ponies would LAFF AND LAFF and then grind their bones to make their bread. Then the Pocalypse Ponies would run about the earth laffing and pooing out bits of pink ponies here and there and everywhere.