Nickname - Page 13

**INSUNABULA** · 08-25-2009, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

Hey, I'm zew, ze.
Zew/ze it's not my real name (perhaps some think so), nor it's the name of my doggy or my next girlfriend; it's not the way I used to call my boss (... him!) or any kind of a name of a small and lost river back in Siberia (nooo!). We are the people, who live in that cold, unwelcomed and poor barbarian country you called Russia, don't even have such sounds in our language (maybe only zewzewka will fits fine

). In English it means not as much as it's in Russian. Let's say clear - it means absolutely nothing. Nothing!!!
So it's cleared I guess

Now, how did it penetrate into my dull and gray noodle.
That lucky day I was sitting in my kitchen. Apparently I was reading some paper or I don't know. Was having kind of tea break, you know - a paper in one hand a tea cup in other, scratching my nose by third one - but it's not so important, right? So there I am sitting - and suddenly: zewwezwez, zewzewwezzewzewzeww!.. A Fly! Zewwewezewwez.. Three times it's landed to my haircut, five or six to my hands, one time to teacup (almost spill it!) and one time - right to my nose! Oh man! I certainly tried to kill that little annoying villain, but missed the target and what's more! - broke down my cutie fridge hitting right in front of its door by my left fist... Okay, after I calmed down I thought: Why can't I call it like.. fly.. zzz.. ze.. - zew!
So, thanks to that little flying beast, now I'm Zew or Ze. Justa call me like this!

PS: ..45s means much less than zew, just forget it!

Are you related to Sproge?

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by INSUNABULA

Are you related to Sproge?

Hm.. Is it a something that breaths? Or just a word? I didn't find it in my dictionary.. It barks and bites perhaps? I could pat it on the head?

FL1Pmode · 08-26-2009, 01:17 AM

Sproge likes to talk a lot

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by FL1Pmode

Sproge likes to talk a lot

But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad?
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.

I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.

FL1Pmode · 08-26-2009, 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad?
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.

I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.

Russian is my mother's tongue...but talking a lot isn't bad, unless you name is Sproge

**INSUNABULA** · 08-26-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad?
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.

I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.

It's all good Zew and great to have you onboard mate

ninkybob · 08-26-2009, 11:28 AM

How about this;
Sproge likes to type a lot into that little box on the bottom of the virtual page and press enter...
Unless he actually speaks what he types. I don't know if that's weird or kind of enlightening...

Great story though, Zew!

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ninkybob

Unless he actually speaks what he types. I don't know if that's weird or kind of enlightening...

I can speak too! I know and use widely such enlightening and optimistic words like: f.., sh.., ass.. and etc

Last night I used them very much playing PoE

Thanks for good words guys! Anyway it's better be (or seem to be

) a jolly laughing idiot than kill each other on real battlefield

What's more, I learn reading your comms. It's a good writing practice. So please do less grammatical mistakes when you write, don't let me down!

**DrProctor** · 08-26-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

Hm.. Is it a something that breaths? Or just a word? I didn't find it in my dictionary.. It barks and bites perhaps? I could pat it on the head?

It does all of those things. Patting it on the head doesn't stop it from making noises though.

**INSUNABULA** · 08-26-2009, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

It's better be (or seem to be

) a jolly laughing idiot than kill each other on real battlefield

That's one of my philosophies too

+rep

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DrProctor

It does all of those things. Patting it on the head doesn't stop it from making noises though.

Earplugs - that's your best solution!

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by INSUNABULA

That's one of my philosophies too

+rep

Thanks INSUNABULA! Your're my friend forever!

Gotta go training, see you guys!

**INSUNABULA** · 08-26-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by zew45s

Earplugs - that's your best solution!

Sproge is actually an interesting comic-relief and I always enjoy having him in my squad - you get random dialogue and a good shooter

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Originally Posted by zew45s

Thanks INSUNABULA! Your're my friend forever!

Gotta go training, see you guys!

We can squad-up on the server sometime and we can chat more - take care mate

**Dorb** · 08-26-2009, 12:56 PM

Mini Sproge =) haha

zew45s · 08-26-2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by INSUNABULA

We can squad-up on the server sometime and we can chat more - take care mate

Ooh! I'd love to, but first I gotta say that:

1) More or less I can play BF2142 on this server only late hours of EST and early hours of Moscow Standard Time (you have 12 pm, we have approximately 8 am). The reason of it - almost everytime overcrowd server, SMs push out nonSMs.

2) I don't play often, it happens suddenly, without any plan; what's more, I've things to do, I'm 37, you know. But every week I try my best to get to TG to play PoE with guys who I know and like. It's Tuesdays and Fridays, you could find me there these days, I'm medic - almost always.

3) Chat.. Chatbot A.L.I.C.E.

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

Know that mademoiselle?.. anyways - I'm very bad english speaker. I can write, read, usually can understand not very fast speech, but I don't have any language practice except in here. Some time my PoE dialogs approximately look like:

SL-Zew:
"Zew, I need you to go.. and to make.. it's right near the corner of Hotel.. just do what I say.. when you got there look at.. grab it, but.. respond immediately..."
Zew-SL:
"A,a,a.. could you repeat, what do I exactly do?.. Last part of sentense I didn't get at all.. Sh..t!.."
SL-Zew:
"Okay, Zew, I was about to say.. You and Bear go there.. grab.. secure.. stay there.. call back.. You understand?"
Zew-SL:
"Not exactly.. What you were about?.. I better stay in that f..ckhole.. Oh! If you talking about med packs, I threw'm right in front of flag we just lost.. No? Strange.. F..ck!.."
SL-Zew:
(angry but patiently) "No, Zew. I want you to go.. Oh! Ok! Forget it, we lost Hotel already.. Sh..t!"....

or like this:

SL-Zew:
"Zew, I'm down. SL's down.. Zew, do you read me? I'm down, right behind that.."
Zew-SL:
"Oh, sorry. I'm eating a fish-salad.. It's morning here in Moscow.. What do you say?"
Sl-Zew:
"I said I'm down. Help needed and VERY appreciated. Ten seconds left. Hurry up."
Zew-SL:
"Oh, as I may understand you need help. Could you speak not so fast, please.. Anybody is near you? No? F..ck! I'm right away, but grab the teacup from my kitchen.."
Sl-Zew:
"Oh, please, put aside your tea, run other here right now, I'm f..ng dying here! It's five sec left!.."
Zew-SL:
"Ok, ok.. But where did you say you are? I forgot this word you said.."
SL-ZEW:
"Zewww! What a bad day I messed up with such.. Meeediiic!!!"
Zew-SL:
"This is not as bad as you think.. I'm right near you, right near by this.. how do you call it in english by the way?.."
SL-Zew:
"..............
Some like that