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Discussion: Battlefield 2142 / Battlefield 2142 - General Discussion - Nickname - Originally Posted by zew45s
Hey, I'm zew, ze.
Zew/ze it's not my real name (perhaps
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08-25-2009, 10:25 PM #181
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Re: Nickname
Are you related to Sproge?
Originally Posted by zew45s
Hey, I'm zew, ze.
Zew/ze it's not my real name (perhaps some think so), nor it's the name of my doggy or my next girlfriend; it's not the way I used to call my boss (... him!) or any kind of a name of a small and lost river back in Siberia (nooo!). We are the people, who live in that cold, unwelcomed and poor barbarian country you called Russia, don't even have such sounds in our language (maybe only zewzewka will fits fine
). In English it means not as much as it's in Russian. Let's say clear - it means absolutely nothing. Nothing!!!
So it's cleared I guess
Now, how did it penetrate into my dull and gray noodle.
That lucky day I was sitting in my kitchen. Apparently I was reading some paper or I don't know. Was having kind of tea break, you know - a paper in one hand a tea cup in other, scratching my nose by third one - but it's not so important, right? So there I am sitting - and suddenly: zewwezwez, zewzewwezzewzewzeww!.. A Fly! Zewwewezewwez.. Three times it's landed to my haircut, five or six to my hands, one time to teacup (almost spill it!) and one time - right to my nose! Oh man! I certainly tried to kill that little annoying villain, but missed the target and what's more! - broke down my cutie fridge hitting right in front of its door by my left fist... Okay, after I calmed down I thought: Why can't I call it like.. fly.. zzz.. ze.. - zew!
So, thanks to that little flying beast, now I'm Zew or Ze. Justa call me like this!
PS: ..45s means much less than zew, just forget it!
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08-26-2009, 01:14 AM #182
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Re: Nickname
Hm.. Is it a something that breaths? Or just a word? I didn't find it in my dictionary.. It barks and bites perhaps? I could pat it on the head? Originally Posted by INSUNABULA
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08-26-2009, 01:17 AM #183
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Re: Nickname
Sproge likes to talk a lot
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08-26-2009, 01:37 AM #184
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But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad? Originally Posted by FL1Pmode
Sproge likes to talk a lot
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.
I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.
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08-26-2009, 02:08 AM #185
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Russian is my mother's tongue...but talking a lot isn't bad, unless you name is Sproge Originally Posted by zew45s
But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad?
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.
I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.
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08-26-2009, 08:16 AM #186
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Re: Nickname
It's all good Zew and great to have you onboard mate Originally Posted by zew45s
But it's forum!.. Wrong door? Talk a lot? Is it so bad?
It's not my native lang by the way, when you'll speak so much in russian, I promiss I'll raise a statue of yours in my garden and every morning will try to listen what it say. Doubt it ever happen. Sad.
I like laugh coz I EXACTLY know what sorrow is.
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08-26-2009, 11:28 AM #187
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Re: Nickname
How about this;
Sproge likes to type a lot into that little box on the bottom of the virtual page and press enter...
Unless he actually speaks what he types. I don't know if that's weird or kind of enlightening...
Great story though, Zew!
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08-26-2009, 11:54 AM #188
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I can speak too! I know and use widely such enlightening and optimistic words like: f.., sh.., ass.. and etc Originally Posted by ninkybob
Last night I used them very much playing PoE
Thanks for good words guys! Anyway it's better be (or seem to be
) a jolly laughing idiot than kill each other on real battlefield
What's more, I learn reading your comms. It's a good writing practice. So please do less grammatical mistakes when you write, don't let me down!
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08-26-2009, 11:57 AM #189
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It does all of those things. Patting it on the head doesn't stop it from making noises though. Originally Posted by zew45s
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08-26-2009, 12:07 PM #190
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That's one of my philosophies too Originally Posted by zew45s
It's better be (or seem to be) a jolly laughing idiot than kill each other on real battlefield +rep
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08-26-2009, 12:09 PM #191
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Earplugs - that's your best solution! Originally Posted by DrProctor
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08-26-2009, 12:12 PM #192
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Thanks INSUNABULA! Your're my friend forever! Originally Posted by INSUNABULA
That's one of my philosophies too +rep
Gotta go training, see you guys!
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08-26-2009, 12:12 PM #193
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Sproge is actually an interesting comic-relief and I always enjoy having him in my squad - you get random dialogue and a good shooter Originally Posted by zew45s
Earplugs - that's your best solution!
We can squad-up on the server sometime and we can chat more - take care mate Originally Posted by zew45s
Thanks INSUNABULA! Your're my friend forever!
Gotta go training, see you guys!
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08-26-2009, 12:56 PM #194
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Mini Sproge =) haha
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08-26-2009, 07:41 PM #195
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Ooh! I'd love to, but first I gotta say that: Originally Posted by INSUNABULA
We can squad-up on the server sometime and we can chat more - take care mate
1) More or less I can play BF2142 on this server only late hours of EST and early hours of Moscow Standard Time (you have 12 pm, we have approximately 8 am). The reason of it - almost everytime overcrowd server, SMs push out nonSMs.
2) I don't play often, it happens suddenly, without any plan; what's more, I've things to do, I'm 37, you know. But every week I try my best to get to TG to play PoE with guys who I know and like. It's Tuesdays and Fridays, you could find me there these days, I'm medic - almost always.
3) Chat.. Chatbot A.L.I.C.E. http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1 Know that mademoiselle?.. anyways - I'm very bad english speaker. I can write, read, usually can understand not very fast speech, but I don't have any language practice except in here. Some time my PoE dialogs approximately look like:
SL-Zew:
"Zew, I need you to go.. and to make.. it's right near the corner of Hotel.. just do what I say.. when you got there look at.. grab it, but.. respond immediately..."
Zew-SL:
"A,a,a.. could you repeat, what do I exactly do?.. Last part of sentense I didn't get at all.. Sh..t!.."
SL-Zew:
"Okay, Zew, I was about to say.. You and Bear go there.. grab.. secure.. stay there.. call back.. You understand?"
Zew-SL:
"Not exactly.. What you were about?.. I better stay in that f..ckhole.. Oh! If you talking about med packs, I threw'm right in front of flag we just lost.. No? Strange.. F..ck!.."
SL-Zew:
(angry but patiently) "No, Zew. I want you to go.. Oh! Ok! Forget it, we lost Hotel already.. Sh..t!"....
or like this:
SL-Zew:
"Zew, I'm down. SL's down.. Zew, do you read me? I'm down, right behind that.."
Zew-SL:
"Oh, sorry. I'm eating a fish-salad.. It's morning here in Moscow.. What do you say?"
Sl-Zew:
"I said I'm down. Help needed and VERY appreciated. Ten seconds left. Hurry up."
Zew-SL:
"Oh, as I may understand you need help. Could you speak not so fast, please.. Anybody is near you? No? F..ck! I'm right away, but grab the teacup from my kitchen.."
Sl-Zew:
"Oh, please, put aside your tea, run other here right now, I'm f..ng dying here! It's five sec left!.."
Zew-SL:
"Ok, ok.. But where did you say you are? I forgot this word you said.."
SL-ZEW:
"Zewww! What a bad day I messed up with such.. Meeediiic!!!"
Zew-SL:
"This is not as bad as you think.. I'm right near you, right near by this.. how do you call it in english by the way?.."
SL-Zew:
"..............
Some like that
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