Re: The Oracle: Ask Lyra A Question !

**Dorb** · 06-17-2009, 11:13 AM

Lyra
How is it that my newly born baby can fly a Gunship better than Logic? =P

**Lyramion** · 06-17-2009, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by Dorb

Lyra
How is it that my newly born baby can fly a Gunship better than Logic? =P

How is it that you are SOO busy in real life yet still have time to mock logic? =P

**BeSiege82** · 06-17-2009, 03:37 PM

Lyra, why does Tampa get removed from the rotation all of the time?

**Bladecutter** · 06-17-2009, 06:48 PM

Lyra, why does my game crash almost every time a new map loads with a memory.dll error, almost every time I hit Escape and go to the main menu from the game, sometimes while I'm joining a game, when I minimize BF 2142, whenever I get a gray screen at the endgame menus, whenever I reconnect to fix the newb glitch and click a kit...

Why? :<

Why is there a newb glitch? Why is the refresh button glitched? Why is the ping indicator glitched? Why do flags sometimes glitch and become uncappable while there are people on it? Why are hitboxes the fail? Why do heavy machine guns get more accurate the longer they're fired? How do I get two-shotted from sniper distance with a Voss? Why do all the grenades thrown in my general direction, always land at my feet? Why are orbitals in my area always dropped on my head? Why do rockets always kill me in one hit? Why do APMs follow me around with matching RDX? Why does every buggy on the road eventually have me painted on it's hood? Why do my knives always miss when they shouldn't? Why to assault rifles have recoil going horizontal instead of vertical? Why does our vision suddenly go to our bellies when we go prone? How does L.E.H.F. get such accurate shots with the Baur? Why am I asking so many questions!? o.O!!!

**MrTango** · 06-17-2009, 10:08 PM

Why does Bladecutter ask more questions rhan a 5 year old? Is he a five year old??

**Lyramion** · 06-17-2009, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by BeSiege82

Lyra, why does Tampa get removed from the rotation all of the time?

Because it has this awesome habbit of crashing the server way more than other maps.

Originally Posted by Bladecutter

Lyra, why does my game crash almost every time a new map loads with a memory.dll error, almost every time I hit Escape and go to the main menu from the game, sometimes while I'm joining a game, when I minimize BF 2142, whenever I get a gray screen at the endgame menus, whenever I reconnect to fix the newb glitch and click a kit...

Because PCs are moody like women

Why is there a newb glitch?

Because the masterserver fails to give the server the right stats. So you have to reload into the server.

Why is the refresh button glitched?

Because of memory.dll

Why is the ping indicator glitched?

Because of the Refresh Button

Why do flags sometimes glitch and become uncappable while there are people on it?

I haven´t had this one on 2142 for years. Rather never. Sounds more like BF2.

Why are hitboxes the fail?

Because there are no Pings of 0

Why do heavy machine guns get more accurate the longer they're fired?

To provide a game balancing feature where it is benefitting to fire them stationary.

How do I get two-shotted from sniper distance with a Voss?

Lag swallows the other shots that kill you.

Why do all the grenades thrown in my general direction, always land at my feet?

That is just your brain remembering the bad moments you had more then the good ones you had. For example surviving Grenades.

Why are orbitals in my area always dropped on my head?

See above

Why do rockets always kill me in one hit?

Also see above

Why do APMs follow me around with matching RDX?

Because you chose to run into bad spots-

Why does every buggy on the road eventually have me painted on it's hood?

Because you allow it to

Why do my knives always miss when they shouldn't?

See hitboxes

Why does our vision suddenly go to our bellies when we go prone?

How does L.E.H.F. get such accurate shots with the Baur?

Because he sacrifices VOIP for Accuracy

Why am I asking so many questions!? o.O!!!

Because you are obviously bored

**SharinganTH1422** · 06-18-2009, 01:39 PM

So last night on FoB on the PW night when the server crashed for the first time, you were up on the snow wall to the North. Just before I'd Headshotted a couple of guys with the sniper rifle, so I know my aiming was good. I had you in my sights, and the shot was even easier than the other 2 because you weren't moving, just standing there for some reason. I had you're head in my sights twice and somehow my shots missed (I then proceeded to follow you near Crossroads with the pistol, tried to ambush you but you got me)

So here is my question...can you dodge bullets? Or are you so ready...that you don't have to

**Lyramion** · 06-18-2009, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by SharinganTH1422

So here is my question...can you dodge bullets? Or are you so ready...that you don't have to

I have a protective shield of 110 Ping around me. Even the competition players back then complained I´m hard to hit.

**Dengoru** · 06-18-2009, 02:58 PM

why is it when i shoot someone with a zeller it takes 2 shoots to kill them reguardless if they are using heavy armor or not?

i usually get body shots

**SharinganTH1422** · 06-18-2009, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Lyramion

I have a protective shield of 110 Ping around me. Even the competition players back then complained I´m hard to hit.

Hmmm, I also have this "protective" ping, but funnily enough I'm still killed very easily

**Lyramion** · 06-18-2009, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dengoru

why is it when i shoot someone with a zeller it takes 2 shoots to kill them reguardless if they are using heavy armor or not?

i usually get body shots

Zeller does 80 damage to heavy armor and 90 damage to light armor. there is no instakill with the Zeller anywhere but the head.

**Bladecutter** · 06-18-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by MrTango

Why does Bladecutter ask more questions rhan a 5 year old? Is he a five year old??

Because I wanted to get all of the questions I've had built up over my time playing 2142 stuffed in to one post.

**Bladecutter** · 06-18-2009, 08:28 PM

Lyra, why would Lyra take all the time and effort to answer my massive wall of questions?

**Dengoru** · 06-19-2009, 12:57 AM

lol.. i feel stupid now thanks for answering.

..i thought it did

**Lyramion** · 06-19-2009, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Bladecutter

Lyra, why would Lyra take all the time and effort to answer my massive wall of questions?

Because it makes me have my own topic of fame without going into too much spam like "Kissy thread for xzy!".

HA! See all selfish !

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