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Lyra
How is it that my newly born baby can fly a Gunship better than Logic? =P

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Lyramion

How is it that you are SOO busy in real life yet still have time to mock logic? =P

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BeSiege82

Lyra, why does Tampa get removed from the rotation all of the time?

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Bladecutter

Lyra, why does my game crash almost every time a new map loads with a memory.dll error, almost every time I hit Escape and go to the main menu from the game, sometimes while I'm joining a game, when I minimize BF 2142, whenever I get a gray screen at the endgame menus, whenever I reconnect to fix the newb glitch and click a kit...

Why? :<

Why is there a newb glitch? Why is the refresh button glitched? Why is the ping indicator glitched? Why do flags sometimes glitch and become uncappable while there are people on it? Why are hitboxes the fail? Why do heavy machine guns get more accurate the longer they're fired? How do I get two-shotted from sniper distance with a Voss? Why do all the grenades thrown in my general direction, always land at my feet? Why are orbitals in my area always dropped on my head? Why do rockets always kill me in one hit? Why do APMs follow me around with matching RDX? Why does every buggy on the road eventually have me painted on it's hood? Why do my knives always miss when they shouldn't? Why to assault rifles have recoil going horizontal instead of vertical? Why does our vision suddenly go to our bellies when we go prone? How does L.E.H.F. get such accurate shots with the Baur? Why am I asking so many questions!? o.O!!!

MrTango

Why does Bladecutter ask more questions rhan a 5 year old? Is he a five year old??

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Lyramion

Because it has this awesome habbit of crashing the server way more than other maps.


Because PCs are moody like women

Because the masterserver fails to give the server the right stats. So you have to reload into the server.

Because of memory.dll

Because of the Refresh Button


I haven´t had this one on 2142 for years. Rather never. Sounds more like BF2.

Because there are no Pings of 0

To provide a game balancing feature where it is benefitting to fire them stationary.

Lag swallows the other shots that kill you.

That is just your brain remembering the bad moments you had more then the good ones you had. For example surviving Grenades.

See above

Also see above

Because you chose to run into bad spots-

Because you allow it to

See hitboxes



Because he sacrifices VOIP for Accuracy

Because you are obviously bored

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SharinganTH1422

So last night on FoB on the PW night when the server crashed for the first time, you were up on the snow wall to the North. Just before I'd Headshotted a couple of guys with the sniper rifle, so I know my aiming was good. I had you in my sights, and the shot was even easier than the other 2 because you weren't moving, just standing there for some reason. I had you're head in my sights twice and somehow my shots missed (I then proceeded to follow you near Crossroads with the pistol, tried to ambush you but you got me)

So here is my question...can you dodge bullets? Or are you so ready...that you don't have to

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Lyramion

I have a protective shield of 110 Ping around me. Even the competition players back then complained I´m hard to hit.

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Dengoru

why is it when i shoot someone with a zeller it takes 2 shoots to kill them reguardless if they are using heavy armor or not?

i usually get body shots

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Im the guy who passively complains alot and spams air transport spotted at the end of each round:P

SharinganTH1422

Hmmm, I also have this "protective" ping, but funnily enough I'm still killed very easily

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Lyramion

Zeller does 80 damage to heavy armor and 90 damage to light armor. there is no instakill with the Zeller anywhere but the head.

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Bladecutter

Because I wanted to get all of the questions I've had built up over my time playing 2142 stuffed in to one post.

Bladecutter

Lyra, why would Lyra take all the time and effort to answer my massive wall of questions?

Dengoru

lol.. i feel stupid now thanks for answering.

..i thought it did

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Im the guy who passively complains alot and spams air transport spotted at the end of each round:P

Lyramion

Because it makes me have my own topic of fame without going into too much spam like "Kissy thread for xzy!".

HA! See all selfish !

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