Re: So long and thanks for all the fun

**Catman1975** · 04-01-2009, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Crux

No, this only becomes an issue if you find a cat or woman who is willing to bear your children for you. Once the children are born you must send them to the Oracle forthwith!

What about already born children???

I'm not sending these cuties to the Oracle

I will send an army to bring Martha back though.

**Rali3gH** · 04-01-2009, 01:55 PM

How about displaying them in jars likely bonsai kitty?

**Crux** · 04-01-2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Catman1975

What about already born children???

I'm not sending these cuties to the Oracle

I will send an army to bring Martha back though.

You can keep the kids you already have. That's why I negotiated for it to be your unborn children.

**Rakkasan21** · 04-01-2009, 03:21 PM

Noooo martha you can't leave!!!

Originally Posted by Catman1975

He's not going to leave. I forbid it.

I'm going to ship dead cats to your house until you come back.

I'm going to knit sweaters out of cat hair until you come back.

I'm not going to use/promote video glue until you come back. (actually I did have a question about that)

I'm going to treat you like dirt, until you come back.

You should just make him watch this over and over until he agrees to come back!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAbAIpZG7II[/media]

**MarthaHyer** · 04-01-2009, 11:07 PM

I love you all ( especially the girls ) and I cant understand why everyone doesnt hate me like they should !

Ok - to briefly sum up 'what happened' ...

I was operating under a delusion ( like thats new ) and I thought I had worn out my welcome so I decided to help TG by cleaning up the place ... kicking myself out seemed like the best place to start. I was wrong. Turns out going back in time and preventing my birth is the only safe answer. Unfortunately my time machine is horked and the part I need to fix it hasnt been invented yet. I blame Catman.

You people are crazier than me and I didnt think that was possible - in fact the doctor guaranteed my mother that nobody else in the world could ever be as crazy as me. She was so proud.

[cue the violins...]

Now to be serious for a moment

My dad died when I was 15, my fiance when I was 19 - I have learned life is too short to hold back - so Im saying what I gotta say and I dont care if you think Im being mushy.

In all honesty I thought I was 'tolerated' but not 'well-liked'. I dont like myself very much so Im stunned to read what I have in this thread. I can say with all veracity that Im touched that 'any' of you care about me at all. In this day and age its highly uncommon to encounter individuals who care for anything or anyone but themselves, and thats a testament to each and every one of you. TG is just a name for a group of people, without each of you it would have no definition. Im honored, truly, to be welcome by the group - by each of you - and it means a great deal to me to read what you have written .. sincerely .. thank you

If I ever get rich Im buying everyone a new pc and chartering a cruise ship for a month long lan party

and paying for you to take off work/school of course .. what can I say, I dream big

Now can anyone tell me why UPS just brought me a box full of dead cats ?

**Zhohar** · 04-01-2009, 11:09 PM

There's a box of porkchops coming too ... not that I'd know anything about that ...

(We <3 you Martha.)

**Damonte** · 04-01-2009, 11:24 PM

Welcome back Martha. We're all delighted to see your departure was averted by the mystery of the Catman!

**Spulat** · 04-02-2009, 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by MarthaHyer

I love you all ( especially the girls ) and I cant understand why everyone doesnt hate me like they should !

Ok - to briefly sum up 'what happened' ...

I was operating under a delusion ( like thats new ) and I thought I had worn out my welcome so I decided to help TG by cleaning up the place ... kicking myself out seemed like the best place to start. I was wrong. Turns out going back in time and preventing my birth is the only safe answer. Unfortunately my time machine is horked and the part I need to fix it hasnt been invented yet. I blame Catman.

You people are crazier than me and I didnt think that was possible - in fact the doctor guaranteed my mother that nobody else in the world could ever be as crazy as me. She was so proud.

[cue the violins...]

Now to be serious for a moment

My dad died when I was 15, my fiance when I was 19 - I have learned life is too short to hold back - so Im saying what I gotta say and I dont care if you think Im being mushy.

In all honesty I thought I was 'tolerated' but not 'well-liked'. I dont like myself very much so Im stunned to read what I have in this thread. I can say with all veracity that Im touched that 'any' of you care about me at all. In this day and age its highly uncommon to encounter individuals who care for anything or anyone but themselves, and thats a testament to each and every one of you. TG is just a name for a group of people, without each of you it would have no definition. Im honored, truly, to be welcome by the group - by each of you - and it means a great deal to me to read what you have written .. sincerely .. thank you

If I ever get rich Im buying everyone a new pc and chartering a cruise ship for a month long lan party

and paying for you to take off work/school of course .. what can I say, I dream big

Now can anyone tell me why UPS just brought me a box full of dead cats ?

/bonks Martha on the head you dingbat.... stick around.

**FLIPmode** · 04-02-2009, 12:31 AM

Much <3 Martha, welcome back

**Catman1975** · 04-02-2009, 01:20 AM

Originally Posted by MarthaHyer

I love you all ( especially the girls ) and I cant understand why everyone doesnt hate me like they should !

In all honesty I thought I was 'tolerated' but not 'well-liked'. I dont like myself very much so Im stunned to read what I have in this thread. I can say with all veracity that Im touched that 'any' of you care about me at all. In this day and age its highly uncommon to encounter individuals who care for anything or anyone but themselves, and thats a testament to each and every one of you. TG is just a name for a group of people, without each of you it would have no definition. Im honored, truly, to be welcome by the group - by each of you - and it means a great deal to me to read what you have written .. sincerely .. thank you

Now can anyone tell me why UPS just brought me a box full of dead cats ?

Dude, how many of the IHSs were recruiting your butt when you came here? How many of them started up again when you left the 3rd?

I was seriously going to look up your email and let you know this, but I got lazy and figured you were playing some early April fools prank.

I have the same sort of feelings sometimes. I feel like I'm tolerated and not well liked, but I say if no one wants me they can ban me

I've thought about leaving because I thought no one wanted me here. If they don't want me, they will have to force me out.

I've got nothing but love for you Martha

**FrozenInferno** · 04-02-2009, 02:54 AM

Good to see you in the server tonight.

**YdoUwant2know** · 04-02-2009, 05:30 AM

@ Martha: You are one of the reasons I stayed at TG. Seeing you and your boobs (for the new guys, no that is not a typo) on the server always meant there was at least one person I could have fun with. Your always positive attitude, while a bit creepy at times, (I mean seriously, we were down by 250 tickets and you were still positive?) was always an inspiration.

@ Catman: That's a bad kitty. If you ever try to leave TG I will hunt you down and glue your ass in front of the computer. Your hilarious antics on the forums are always welcome in my book. Well just as long as you don't resurrect the day of Catman. Thought even that had me laughing so much I thought my boss was going to commit me.

**jazy2** · 04-02-2009, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by YdoUwant2know

.........Well just as long as you don't resurrect the day of Catman............

Oh no you didn't!!!!!

If you speak it they will come!

**Crux** · 04-02-2009, 11:36 AM

The Oracle was right!!!

**jazy2** · 04-02-2009, 11:57 AM

Rule 1) The Oracle is ALWAYS right
Rule 2) In the unlikely event that he is wrong, rule 1 applies!!!

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